Big Bertha Thing moisture
Tony Lance
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/moisture.html
Access page to 73K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including misc.health.aids
Working Prototype of second phase Pastures software,
with 20 polyhedrons model and 200 buckminster fullerine molecules
model,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and using
Pastures
documentation.
Moisture Software Package.
(Based on Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Big Bertha Thing virus
18th October 1999
Hi Chris,
Thanks for the Keyboard.drv, but Windows is still down.
The new messages are;
1. Clock General Protection Fault in gdi.exe (system)
2. Progman Ditto krnl386.exe (system)
Clock.exe see windows. Progman.exe see windows.
The two options seem to be, to try another four files
for windows 3.11 or save up and update PC. (130 pounds)
They have a nice 486DX66 16MB 270MB hard-drive 14" SVGA
and win 95, at the same place I bought the 386PC. It
is four times faster too. My biggest program takes 7 hours
on standard IBM PC, 90 minutes on 386 and 20 minutes on
486DX, which has a built in maths co-processor.
My DOS browser can read newsgroups, send/receive e-mail, browse
web, but not receive attachments, look up my own site or
update it.
Keyboard.drv worked, but closed down every app in windows,
so there was no way out. Clever that. The scrub round was
in the book, for bypassing emm386. Wait till boot up gets
to MSDOS loading and press F8. Step through Config.sys
line-by-line with y answer. It then goes through autoexec.bat
to last line of win. N answer drops you out to DOS prompt.
Strange to say I can still work on my science maths project
using Fortran 77 in DOS. Apps down with windows are Free Agent,
WS-ftple, Winzip, F-Prot, Anyware Virus, Chekmate Virus, FirstClass
client.
It looks like I picked up a macro virus off a wordperfect attachment
from e-mail of a guy in newsgroup. Three virus apps missed it.
It is visible in notepad view of file after saving with write.exe.
Isolate 386 and do not update site.
You might check that my site is still up, by the back door and let me
know the count. <www.bertha.ndirect.co.uk/series.htm>
It could not have happened to a nicer chap.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
Big Bertha Thing designer
Once there was Big Blue, Baby Bell and Pax IBM.
Now ther is Big Bertha, Baby Bill and Pax Microsoft.
1980 The Greater London Council, Central Computer Service installation
standards for IBM mainframe had standard date subroutines as
mandatory.
1980 No standards for Prime minicomputer, so date subroutine for
program
was written to be 2075 OK, by me.
All IBM customers and suppliers applied IBM standards. Enforcement of
these
standards means that the following instances can only be designer
software obsolescence.(Smoking Gun features.)
1. First PC operating system DOS was written 1980 (IBM/Microsoft) No
2000
2. Next PC operating system MS-DOS (Microsoft) No 2000
3. Windows 95 enabled macro virus (Microsoft) admitted
4. Windows 95 macro virus written by Microsoft.(admitted)
5. Windows 95 macro virus released by Microsoft.(admitted)
6. Windows 98 enabled text virus (Microsoft) admitted
7. Windows 98 no product recall, fix is on Microsoft website only.
8. Windows 98 to release virus just say it exists and fix is on
website.
9. 1997 MS-DOS 6.20 licensed copy sold for Microsoft with no 2000.
10. 1999 Windows 3.11 virus closes all applications leaving no exit.
Big Bertha Thing history
1st virus was boot sector virus, which was first sector of floppy disc
or
start here sector.
2nd virus was program virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as primary function thereoff.(exe, sys, com)
3rd virus was macro virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
wordprocessor or other application software.(doc)
4th virus was zip virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
zip application software.(zip)
5th virus was text virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as a purely viral function, otherwise uneccessary.
(txt)
Since 1980 the text virus has been impossible. 18 years to crack it,
with
Windows 98 by Microsoft.
42 million Windows 3.xx users.
12 million e-mail only users.
Windows 95 not known.
Windows 98 not known.
Tony Lance
tony...@bigberthathing.com
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Lance <judema...@bigberthathing.co.uk>
Date: Aug 27 2007, 4:54 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing moisture
To: swnet.sci.astro, comp.std.c
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On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:13:12 -0700, kuyper <kuy...@wizard.net> wrote:
>Marcus Strömberg wrote:
>> Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:55:43 +0100 skrev Tony Lance:
Hi James,
Date: Mon, May 21st 2001 14:33:41
From:JamesKuyper <kuy...@gscmail.gsfc.nasa.gov>
To: Tony Lance <tonyla...@bravenet.net>
Subject: Re:Big Bertha Thing reason
On Mon, 21 May 2001, you wrote:
> On Mon, 21 May 2001 10:05:14 -0400JamesKuyper
<kuy...@gscmail.gsfc.nasa.gov> wrote:
> >On Sun, 20 May 2001, you wrote:
> >> On Sat, 19 May 2001 11:04:48 -0400 "JamesKuyper Jr."
> >> <kuy...@wizard.net> wrote:
> >> >Why do you keep posting this message on comp.std.c; as far as I can
> >> >tell, it's completely irrelevant to that newsgroup.
> >>Big Bertha Thing reason (see at end)
> >I'm sorry; I can't make head nor tail of your "reason".
> Hi James,
> Your wizard address does not work, even though you use it on usenet.
Most people have no trouble reaching me at that address. Perhaps as a
known spammer my ISP filters you out when you try to mail me at the
wizard.net address? However, in that case it's odd that you can reach
me through my NASA address; NASA usually has much better filters than
my ISP does.
> For a strategic overview you need to see;-
>http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/tonylance/series.html (disabled)
http://www.bigberthathing.com/series.html (Ed.)
> Try one of the 36K pages.
> For a weapon to work effectively, only the target needs to know, that
> he has been blown up. These guys know for sure.
I'm afraid I still don't understand. What's the weapon? Who's the
target? Who's using the weapon? Why is the weapon being used on the
target?
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Hi James,
six years later try this reply:-
Big Bertha is the name of a lady tramp in the cartoon series the
Tramps.
It is also the name of a german artillary field piece mounted on a
railway
carriage, used to bombard Paris.Big Bertha Thing is a scientific
cartoon series,
some work, some don't.
It is also a siege canon, assault rifle and first aid tent. (Carafat)
The anecdotes, poems and jokes, at the end of each postings (2nd
place),
started as postcards to the first aid tent. When it was attacked by
left wing moderators at university, they became assault rifle bullits.
They were then upgraded to artillary shells by the addition of
pictures
of sub-atomic particles, which looked like shell holes.
(gamma, electron, proton, positron and positive.)
Some additions were part of a scientific project.
(summation, extract, pastures, moisture, features, letter, outlandish)
Mathematical - PI
Contextual in terms of battle.
(pathos, tidings, sedan, chair, tidings, pin-wheel, progress,
balloon,
hacked, invite)
Scientific (spider, coil, gyro, monorail, halfrail, dwarf, burster,
uniform, lightcraft, unified, fusion.)
Collections of postings. (battle, faculty, retrenchment, redoubt,
mathematics and astronomy.)
http://www.bigberthathing.com/series.html
Thank you,
Tony Lance
judema...@bigberthathing.co.uk
Monday, November 10, 1997 01:41:47 PM
Message
From: Tony Lance
Subject: Big Bertha
To: OUSA Classical Particle
Hey! I've just found out, something really interesting.
For the next three months, this conference is the only
crap-shoot in town.
So step right up and try Big Bertha, otherwise known as
Pastures.
Just two things;-
1. If you see someone slogging away, but doing it all wrong.
Please remember, a great effort, with no results, is worth
more than a great result with no effort. The first is purchased
at great cost and the latter, in terms of cost, is worthless.
2. If it is not broken, do not fix it. Some parts of the project
may need repairing. If you cannot fix it, with a good suggestion,
then do not take it apart, in the first place, with a bad one.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
NB Subject Big Bertha and 'Just two things:-' gives brand name:-
Big Bertha Thing
Big Bertha Thing 3
Big Bertha Thing farm
Big Bertha Thing battle,farm (common)
Big Bertha Thing battle,farm,fusion (common, message)
There is an old joke about prisoners, who know all the old jokes,
so they gave them numbers. A new prisoner on finding out what is
going on, decides to call out a number. Nothing. Zilch. Dinada.
On querying this, he is told, that it is the way he tells them.
The parts of Big Bertha called common are based on this principle.