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Big Bertha Thing invite
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/invite.html
Access page to 55K Zip File
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

301 files from newsone.net newsgroup posting activities. (Model format)

60 Newsgroup postings were deleted, after 15 hours.
There were claims of major hacker attack,
which turned to abashed embarassment.

It turned out that the NSP owner,
had sent out a world-wide posting.
It invited all users, who had forgotten their passwords,
to just leave it blank. Then a new confirmation password
would be sent. Cinderela was invited to the ball.

Thank you,
Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?
Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,
hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,
that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,
show the subject line of each thread header,
with the total number of postings and the net
number of postings after extracts.
Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,
at the top of the list of postings.
Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it
and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.
The first line shows the number of thread headers
and the second the number of replies.
Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings
on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-
http://www.bigberthathing.com/news.html
http://www.bigberthathing.com/want04.html

Tony Lance
tony...@bigberthathing.com
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From: Tony Lance <tonyla...@bigberthathing.com>
Date: Jul 13, 7:40 pm
Subject: Something New!
To: microsoft.public.moneycentral
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Dennis <raill...@bellsouth.net>
Date: 7 July 2011 06:10
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing balloon
To: Tony Lance <tonyla...@bigberthathing.com>

Something New!

Who isn’t looking for a way to make a few extra dollars in this
economy?

----- Original Message -----
From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.uk.money
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2011 3:49 PM
Subject: Big Bertha Thing balloon
Big Bertha Thing balloon

Big Bertha Thing welfare

29th April 1999
Operations Manager,
The Benefits Agency,

Dear Sirs,

Further to your letter of 28th April 1999,
regarding a list of questions, on the possibility of my working at
all.

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From: Tony Lance <tonyla...@bigberthathing.com>
Date: Apr 28, 6:06 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing balloon
To: microsoft.public.windowsxp.general
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: David H. Lipman <DLip...@verizon.net>
Date: 28 November 2010 18:39
Subject: spam -www.bigberthathing.com
To: ab...@google.com, groups-ab...@google.com, gmail-
ab...@google.com,
ab...@opaltelecom.co.uk, ab...@peer1.net
Cc: tonyla...@bigberthathing.com

Big Bertha Thing book

Big Bertha Thing toga

What's a First Aid Tent?
What's a toga party, in "Animal House" by National Lampoon?
In "Mean Machine" starring Burt Reynolds,
he said "If it worked once, it should work twice. Lets do it!"
With the First Aid Tent, it worked twice,
so it should work three times.
The first two battles of cyberspace each started,
when a first aid tent was set up.
The first was set up on the OUSA Classical Particle conference.
The second was set up on four conferences,
in the pseudo Student Research Faculty.
Needless to say both the conference and
the faculty were subsequently closed down by order.
"It's a tale to gladden the ears and to grow old listening to,"
said the giant in the "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant."
by Stephen Donaldson.

TonyLance
tonyla...@bigberthathing.com
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From: "Dave Patrick" <DSPatr...@nospam.gmail.com>
Date: May 8, 7:20 pm
Subject: RIPTonyLance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
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From: NT Guy <N...@Guy.com>
Date: May 10, 1:40 pm
Subject: RIPTonyLance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
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Newsgroups: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
From: John John - MVP <audetw...@nbnot.nb.ca>
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:31:12 -0400
Local: Sun, Nov 14 2010 1:31 pm
Subject: Re: RIPTonyLance
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From: "Paul Pedersen" <nos...@no.spam>
Date: Mar 23 2009, 10:56 pm
Subject: Windows Firewall blocking SQL Server
To: microsoft.public.sqlserver.server,
microsoft.public.windows.server.general

Thanks.

"Dave Patrick" <DSPatr...@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
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From: "Paul Pedersen" <prped...@nospam.pacbell.net>
Date: Apr 3 2004, 9:44 pm
Subject: Problem with printing in VFP8
To: microsoft.public.fox.vfp.dbc
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From: p...@cs.cornell.edu (Paul Pedersen)
Date: Jul 2 1993, 8:26 pm
Subject: Solving quintics and higher
To: sci.math
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From: peder...@acf4.NYU.EDU (paul pedersen)
Date: Apr 18 1990, 5:57 am
Subject: A brief survey.
To: sci.physics
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