You Might be a Scrooge If..

[Katrinka]

LOL!

--
Kat :)
katr...@email.msn.com
k...@york-pa.crosswinds.net
http://www.crosswinds.net/york-pa/~kat/
The shadows lift, the darkness fades
-and if for faith you pray-
God always grants the miracle and sends another day.

Mildred Savalier <di...@ma.ultranet.com> wrote in message
#Nl5Q2IL#GA....@uppssnewspub05.moswest.msn.net...
You Might be a Scrooge If..

If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and
bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away
-- you just might be a Scrooge

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas --
you just might be a Scrooge

If your favorite version of "A Christmas Carol" stars Bob Packwood or Bill
Clinton -- you just might be a Scrooge

If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson --
you just might be a Scrooge

If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata -- you
just might be a Scrooge

If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might
be a Scrooge

If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a
Scrooge

If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon - you
just might be a Scrooge

If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a
Scrooge

If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log -
you just might be a Scrooge

If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie -- you just might
be a Scrooge

If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat - you
just might be a Scrooge

If you use your Christmas Club money to buy wrestling tickets -- you just
might be a scrooge

If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson -- you
just might be a Scrooge

If your favorite version of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" is sung by
the KKK choir - you just might be a RED NECKED Scrooge

If your favorite pasttime is putting defective bulbs in your neighbors'
string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn charicatures with
egg nog - you just might be a Scrooge

If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a
Scrooge