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Grandpa Jim

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Jan 17, 2005, 5:27:14 PM1/17/05
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 Costas Andriotis animated MS Agent stationery. Updates, agent characters and Select box added by Grandpa Jim with newsgroup help.
This instruction box will not be visible to the recipient. Type your normal message outside ( below bottom line. To stop a character...) this box.
Make your selections by double clicking on the arrow .
Select how to start your agent:
Type the text the Agent should say in the box below . You can include animations and character commands by surrounding them with braces.
For example: [play "Wave"] or [moveto 100,200].The 1 space after play and moveto is needed.
Insert speech output tags in the line of text. \Chr="whisper"\, \chr="Monotone"\ \Pit=50 to 400\,\Spd=50-250\,\pau=5000\  Is 5 sec.,\Emp\, \map="\,\Rst\   Random select with |  \map="Hey look no balloons"=""\ Long wait \map="............"=""\
If yours or the recipient select agent character  do not have  the animations used your script will not play.
You can also just enter plain text by itself without all this stuff if desired. You can Copy and Paste into the box also. Some other tags you can use.
  [#Char.TTSModeID = "{CA141FD0-AC7F-11D1-97A3-006008273008}"] Wanda's voice. You can change the voice .Replace the last digit  0 to 9.
[Balloon.FontName = "Lucida Handwriting"] [Balloon.FontSize = 14]   [Balloon.Style = &H21C000E] No balloons
[Balloon.Style = &H130000D]  one line-48 characters-auto pace-auto hide  [Balloon.Style = &H439000D] 4 lines-57 characters-auto pace-auto hide 
 This is Wabbit default size. [Width = 200] [Height = 238] You can made a character big, small, fat or what ever.
Show and Hide are added by this stationery. The spot the character shows can be change in a HTML editor. More characters can be added too.
Always preview your messages to see if they are coded properly.


[Balloon.FontSize = 16][play "Greet"]\pau=1000\[play "blink"] This script uses Costas Andriotis animated M S Agent stationery helper. [moveto 600,400,4000] [play "DoMagic2"][play "Greet"] [play "Alert"] [play "Acknowledge"]

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. [play "Blink"] He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him,[play "explain"] \pit=300\ "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.[play "Sad"] \pit=300\ By the way, I have a large dog inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, \pit=250\"You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, \pit=360\"Killer, get him!!!" [play "Surprised"] \pau=3000\


[play "Wave"]\Chr="Monotone"\\Map="\Pit=87\\Spd=120\Good\Pit=87\\Spd=120\bye,\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ my\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ friend,\Pit=98\\Spd=120\ good\Pit=87\\Spd=120\bye"="Goodbye, my friend, goodbye"\ [moveto 500, 1000,6000][play "Announce"]

This will play if your PC is MS Agent ready.
"Uses Microsoft® Agent Technology"
This MS page will help you set up for MS Agent.
Select a character you have that has the animations used. 

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Private Friend Function MicrocephalicS_Bob(ByRef 1,3,7,9,11,13) as String { // Activate Inert-net! /* (808) 867-5309 (ADA021929) */ // argumentum ad populum ' utf-42 = (e^(i.pi) + 1 = 0); } ------=_NextPart_000_0042_01C4DA1A.5472C8B0

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Jan 17, 2005, 10:04:36 PM1/17/05
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jim,
this is great.
 
"Grandpa Jim" <x...@msn.com.> wrote in message news:%23kX$2OO$EHA....@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...

Grandpa Jim

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Jan 17, 2005, 11:15:08 PM1/17/05
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Glad you like it Bob.
Play it again. New joke.
"Private Friend Function MicrocephalicS_Bob(ByRef 1,3,7,9,11,13) as String { // Activate Inert-net! /* (808) 867-5309 (ADA021929) */ // argumentum ad populum ' utf-42 = (e^(i.pi) + 1 = 0); } ------=_NextPart_000_0042_01C4DA1A.5472C8B0" <http://www.roblindman.com -- all your base are belong to us -- confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis -- (doctor|dentist|psychologist|lawyer|prostitute|mom|priest)> wrote in message news:exYOTpQ$EHA....@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
jim,
this is great.
 
"Grandpa Jim" <x...@msn.com.> wrote in message news:%23kX$2OO$EHA....@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
 
 Costas Andriotis animated MS Agent stationery. Updates, agent characters and Select box added by Grandpa Jim with newsgroup help.
This instruction box will not be visible to the recipient. Type your normal message outside ( below bottom line. To stop a character...) this box.
Make your selections by double clicking on the arrow .
Select how to start your agent:
Type the text the Agent should say in the box below . You can include animations and character commands by surrounding them with braces.
For example: [play "Wave"] or [moveto 100,200].The 1 space after play and moveto is needed.
Insert speech output tags in the line of text. \Chr="whisper"\, \chr="Monotone"\ \Pit=50 to 400\,\Spd=50-250\,\pau=5000\  Is 5 sec.,\Emp\, \map="\,\Rst\   Random select with |  \map="Hey look no balloons"=""\ Long wait \map="............"=""\
If yours or the recipient select agent character  do not have  the animations used your script will not play.
You can also just enter plain text by itself without all this stuff if desired. You can Copy and Paste into the box also. Some other tags you can use.
  [#Char.TTSModeID = "{CA141FD0-AC7F-11D1-97A3-006008273008}"] Wanda's voice. You can change the voice .Replace the last digit  0 to 9.
[Balloon.FontName = "Lucida Handwriting"] [Balloon.FontSize = 14]   [Balloon.Style = &H21C000E] No balloons
[Balloon.Style = &H130000D]  one line-48 characters-auto pace-auto hide  [Balloon.Style = &H439000D] 4 lines-57 characters-auto pace-auto hide 
 This is Wabbit default size. [Width = 200] [Height = 238] You can made a character big, small, fat or what ever.
Show and Hide are added by this stationery. The spot the character shows can be change in a HTML editor. More characters can be added too.
Always preview your messages to see if they are coded properly.

[Balloon.FontName = "Lucida Handwriting"]
[Balloon.FontSize = 16][play "Greet"]\pau=1000\[play "blink"] This script uses Costas Andriotis animated M S Agent stationery helper. [moveto 600,400,4000] [play "DoMagic2"][play "Greet"] [play "Alert"] [play "Acknowledge"]

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain.
 [play "Explain"]

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. [play "Blink"]

"What's \emp\ that? The one lady asks."
The other lady replies: A \emp\ condom.  [play "Explain"]This way my cigarette doesn't get \emp\ wet."  [play "Think"]
Where did you \emp\  get it? the one lady \emp\ asks" [play "Blink"]

"The other lady: You can get them at any \emp\ drugstore."
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local \emp\ drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of \emp\ condoms."

The guy looks at her kind of \emp\ strangely, she Is, after \emp\ all, over 80 years of age, but politely asks \emp\ what brand she prefers."
The one lady: 'It doesn't \emp\ matter as long as it fits a \emp\ Camel."  [play "Sad"]
The pharmacist fainted!



[play "Wave"]\Chr="Monotone"\\Map="\Pit=87\\Spd=120\Good\Pit=87\\Spd=120\bye,\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ my\Pit=117\\Spd=120\ friend,\Pit=98\\Spd=120\ good\Pit=87\\Spd=120\bye"="Goodbye, my friend, goodbye"\ [moveto 500, 1000,6000][play "Announce"]

Tom Hodgers

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Jan 18, 2005, 4:44:16 PM1/18/05
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    That's your best joke yet Gramps,
    (although they're all great)
 
    Tom
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