Simply Bad Life Tips
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there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?
Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well,
unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest alcohol.
If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I gathered some
life tips that without a doubt change your life in such a deep and
profound way, you won't even notice!
So with all that said and down, now it's time to seat down, lean back,
open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken and read this
pearls of wisdom:
1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to
your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your iron board.
Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher it may take it as provocation.
2. Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy person
and won't mess with you.
3. Be kind to others, send me money.
4. Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.
5. Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a
newspaper!
6. Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.
7.Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections).
8. Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will