Jokes
__VMF214__Ewe
Fighters vs. Airlift
A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were
chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass
the time. Talk fell to the subject of the relative merits of their
respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding that
their planes were better because of their manueverability, weaponry and the
like.
The C-130 pilot replied "Yeh? Well I can do a few things in this old girl
that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was challenged to demonstrate.
"Just watch," he tells them. The C-130 continues to fly straight and level,
and after several minutes the Herk pilot returns to the air and says,
"There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say, "What are you talking
about? What did you do?"
He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then
went in the back and took a leak."
Another Co-pilot Joke
Transcript from Canadian Forces ATC communication:
Helicopter Pilot [talking to Ground]: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over
beacon."
Urgent second voice interrupts: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at
3000 over that beacon!"
[Brief pause, then first voice again]: "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
And now for some miscellaneous fighter pilot jokes
What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there
to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
How many fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot....
What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.
What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
Joe_Courier
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Ivan Czern
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and an S-3??
A: A vacuum cleaner only has ONE dirtbag in it :)
Czern
SOS Avenger
lol
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as 248 controlled crashes....Transitioned from S-2 to the S-3, BTW what
plane where you in.
The_Cleaner@DOW AW2 Ret.
after 4yrs
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