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Melbourne International Airport
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in Melbourne .
Some of you (pilots...) will enjoy this more than others.... Victorians
can be so polite!
Melbourne Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway
9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Melbourne .. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R �
Allah be Praised."
Melbourne Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Melbourne . We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air : " MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER !"
Melbourne Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Melbourne Tower : "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".