Does anyone know MSDTC

[Wilson]

does anyone know when thus is available MSDTC?

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

MCDST exams will be available in January 2004

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"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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[Ken Briscoe]

I loved you in Castaway. You deserved an Oscar....not that terrible Hanks
guy.

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

[Consultant]

Well did you ever think we might make it? Did that thought ever cross into
your puny little brain, huh? Well regardless of what you think I would
rather take my chances out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die or
spend the rest of my life talking to a shitty, god damn VOLLEYBALL!

"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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[Wilson]

This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.

>.
>

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

Wilson wrote:
> This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.

That's news to me.

--
Fris "dos pesos" bee® MCNGP #13

http://www.mcngp.tk
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> I loved you in Castaway. You deserved an Oscar....not that terrible
> Hanks guy.

Let's don't be silly. He should have won an Emmy instead of that silly Tim
Allen guy.

--
Fris "Good Vibrations" bee® MCNGP #13

[Consultant]

Well did you ever think we might make it? Did that thought ever cross into
your puny little brain, huh? Well regardless of what you think I would
rather take my chances out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die or
spend the rest of my life talking to a shitty, god damn VOLLEYBALL!

"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message

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[Brian]

"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote

> does anyone know when thus is available MSDTC?

There is also a msdtc newsgroup. You could try there for more discussion.

[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

you don't know that this group(s) has been hi-jacked by MCNGP? Half posts
here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.

"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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[Frisbee® MCNGP]

NEW NAME, OLD GUY wrote:
> you don't know that this group(s) has been hi-jacked by MCNGP? Half
> posts here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.

NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!

--
Fris "The terrorists have already won" bee® MCNGP #13

[Ken Briscoe]

> This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.

Um, yes?

[Ken Briscoe]

> NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
>

...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...

--
Quentin Tarantino - genius or moron?

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

Ken Briscoe wrote:
>> NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
>>
>
>
> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...

Somehow that line is sexy when it's screamed by a british gal.

--
Fris "Hulk Fiction" bee® MCNGP #13

[JaR]

"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message

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> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...
>
> --
> Quentin Tarantino - genius or moron?
>

You know, I'm really getting curious. Exactly what *does* it take to set off
MS's filters? I've had stuff modded that wasn't even profane!

JaR
MCNGP#..................................42

[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...

this is what I was saying.

"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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[Jtyc]

> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of you...

I love you hunny bunny.

[Consultant]

well, for one, if it is from Consultant and contains any foul language it
won't get thru. 3 of my foul-mouthed posts have not made it on here.

"JaR" <ple...@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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[Jtyc]

> well, for one, if it is from Consultant and contains any foul language it
> won't get thru. 3 of my foul-mouthed posts have not made it on here.

Fuck you you fucking fuck.

That seemed to make it...

[Anonymous]

Posting in these newsgroups is taxing I would look
elsewhere for information. The 2nd posting below tells
the truth. It took 14 posts for someone to address your
question once those MCNGP(and others) morons got through
getting cute.

>.
>Subject: Re: Does anyone know MSDTC
From: "NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> Sent: 11/24/2003
10:35:24 AM

you don't know that this group(s) has been hi-jacked by
MCNGP? Half posts
here are from them and only to make fun of the posters.

"Wilson" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message
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> This is a newgroups. No need for your 2 cents.

> >-----Original Message-----
> >I loved you in Castaway. You deserved an Oscar....not
> that terrible Hanks
> >guy.
> >
> >--
> >

> >KB - MCNGP #26
> >
> >first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >
> >

> >.
> >

.

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

What are you babbling about?
I answered the post correctly in the first reply--9 minutes after the
question was originally posted.

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Associate Expert
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"Anonymous" <anon...@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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[Brian]

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote

> I answered the post correctly in the first reply--9 minutes after the
> question was originally posted.

... and I added that there is another newsgroup better suited to asking more
questions: M.P.C.E.mcdst.

[Consultant]

such a quick and concise response, yet you are not an mcngp

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message
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[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

I haven't had time to join yet--I have been on a really screwy schedule
between doing onsite service, consulting, remodeling the house,and working
the public newsgroups.

Besides, I am not sure if I could live up to the code--as a MVP I need to be
more tolerant of "unique" posts and answer in a professional manner if I
respond at all.
You guys and gals have a lot more latitude in your responses <G>

--

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"Consultant" <consultant_mcn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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[Jtyc]

> You guys and gals have a lot more latitude in your responses <G>

Outwardly it may appear so. But the reality is if we don't respond using
the approved guidlines, we get a beating.

[Consultant]

i hear you, that's why i had to turn away my mvp invitation, plus i don't
wish to use my real name. yes, that's right, consultant is not my real name.

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

here is the difference: MVP has serious answers; Consultant has no serious
answer, only jokes and dirty words.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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[Consultant]

are you 100% sure about that. i only pull out the dirty words when
absolutely necessary

"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message
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[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

> are you 100% sure about that.

not 100%. But even 1% can make the difference.

> i only pull out the dirty words when absolutely necessary

I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary to
use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
difference.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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[JaR]

"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message

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> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.
>
>
>

|-D Oh, fsck! There goes another perfectly good keyboard. |-D "I personally
knows some MVPs." |-D Stop, please! I'm gonna pee myself! |-D Oh crap, I
gotta pull myself together, people are staring at me like I've lost my mind!

"I personally knows some MVPs."

|-D Oh, fsck! I'm never gonna get all that latte off that monitor! |-D "I
personally knows some MVPs." |-D Oh, sweet deity! |-D

[Ken Briscoe]

> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.

Do you personally know any English teachers?

[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

there your gang trying to attack.

is this rule #1 to join your gang: using dirty words in every post.

"JaR" <ple...@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message

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[Brat]

"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message

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> > are you 100% sure about that.
> not 100%. But even 1% can make the difference.
>
> > i only pull out the dirty words when absolutely necessary
>
> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
to
> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
> difference.

Really? Well do you happen to know the MVP who re-posted a virus here? is
THAT something you want to compare with?

[Kline Sphere]

> that's right, consultant is not my real name.

No way!

[Kline Sphere]

>is this rule #1 to join your gang: using dirty words in every post.

Not every post.

[Kline Sphere]

>I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
>difference.

In what way?

[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

ok you guys win, your court. This is one-to-many fight.

"Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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[Jtyc]

> is this rule #1 to join your gang: using dirty words in every post.

You are incorrect sir. You are making accusations based on no facts.

must be a democrat...

[Jtyc]

> ok you guys win, your court. This is one-to-many fight.

It's not a fight. We just question you mental health. Never forget, we're
here to help.

[JaR]

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message

> You are incorrect sir. You are making accusations based on no facts.
>
>
> must be a democrat...
>

Or a Republican

[Jtyc]

> Or a Republican

good point

[NEW NAME, OLD GUY]

>Never forget, we're here to help.

then no more dirty words, OK?

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message

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[Consultant]

there is no fight. im on your side

"NEW NAME, OLD GUY" <PLEASE!> wrote in message

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[Consultant]

tis true

"Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message

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[Jtyc]

> then no more dirty words, OK?

I don't use profanity. I find it disgusting and it lacks a certain panache.

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

I'm so disillusioned!!
I thought I was talking to the real Consultant! <VBEG>

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"Consultant" <consultant_mcn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

Sounds like fun!!
Is Sue or Laura doing the spanking??

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"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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[Consultant]

i am the real consultant. it is just not my birth name. never doubt, my
friend

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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[Consultant]

they take turns. diane uses a whip

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

<ROTFLMAO>
Did you have to bring that up? I do know that person and I know that the
repost was accidental (NEVER let OE stay at the default "Reply to messages
using the format in which they were sent").
It was embarrassing regardless.

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"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

Play nice <G>
Nevermind--you are still trying for that spanking from Sue.

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"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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[Brat]

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

news:uGog6a5s...@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...

> <ROTFLMAO>
> Did you have to bring that up? I do know that person and I know that the
> repost was accidental (NEVER let OE stay at the default "Reply to messages
> using the format in which they were sent").
> It was embarrassing regardless.
>

I figured it was a mistake but my point stands... he judges us all based on
his illgotten information. The point is, we are all not perfect but it is
our right to be judged based on our own actions not on those of others or
what someone may think those others do (right or wrong).

[Jtyc]

> Nevermind--you are still trying for that spanking from Sue.

Dare to dream.

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

hehehe I may have just cut in front of you in line for that spanking with
my last reply to her <G>

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"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message

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[Brat]

ok this just sucks... I am not getting half of the posts lately...

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

Some people may be experiencing Internet outages at the moment.

There was a failure on one of the main transatlantic cables (TAT-14) which
carries 640Gbps US/Europe traffic about 2 hours ago and I guess this is
probably causing many transit providers a fair number of problems.

The cable is implemented as a redundant ring with independently routed
northern and southern transatlantic legs, the northern leg just failed.
Sadly the southern leg apparently failed earlier in the month and hasn't
been repaired yet :-(

http://www.kddiscs.co.jp/e/business/02_15.html

There will no doubt be a period of frenetic re-routing before normality is
restored.

--

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"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message
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[Brat]

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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> Some people may be experiencing Internet outages at the moment.
>
> There was a failure on one of the main transatlantic cables (TAT-14) which
> carries 640Gbps US/Europe traffic about 2 hours ago and I guess this is
> probably causing many transit providers a fair number of problems.
>
> The cable is implemented as a redundant ring with independently routed
> northern and southern transatlantic legs, the northern leg just failed.
> Sadly the southern leg apparently failed earlier in the month and hasn't
> been repaired yet :-(

uh-huh show off :P

lol this has been happening for about a month now... did you shut off
US/Canada links?? hehehehe

normally I pick up what I have missed from other people's posts but yours I
missed... and jtyc cut it off... the bum!! lol

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

Rogers Cable?
Good luck--no one has to shut them off, they do that well enough themselves.

One hint--since you are on the RoadRunner network now, you might want to
reset your modem when major slowdowns occur. They don't seem to understand
that a majority of us do not shut down our pcs at all. After a few weeks of
constant connection the network seems to gradually slow to a crawl for no
apparent reason. A reset of the modem usually returns speed to normal.

It could be worse--you could still be on the Shaw network <g,d+rvvf>

--
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"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message

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[Brat]

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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> Rogers Cable?
> Good luck--no one has to shut them off, they do that well enough
themselves.
>
> One hint--since you are on the RoadRunner network now, you might want to
> reset your modem when major slowdowns occur. They don't seem to understand
> that a majority of us do not shut down our pcs at all. After a few weeks
of
> constant connection the network seems to gradually slow to a crawl for no
> apparent reason. A reset of the modem usually returns speed to normal.
>
> It could be worse--you could still be on the Shaw network <g,d+rvvf>

lol I never had Shaw... and Roadrunner was bought out by Rogers... lol

I sent an email to tech support at Roadrunner a while back when the network
went down... copied the KB Article for them... the idiot that answered the
email actually said that my smtp and pop server settings were incorrect...
he had thought I had the sttings that MS shows was what I had for my
settings. I got a phone call from tech support 2 days later after my nasty
gram where I was told "there are not many people who call in who know more
than our techs do"!! lol... I only wanted to know how long the network
would be down. After resetting my modem (DOCSIS), I was able to
send/recieve again... it is one of the reasons I chose the modem I have...
most modems they have in stock are POS RCA's which, for some reason, do not
have a reset switch... so when the network goes down, you are screwed
because you have to wait for the next business day (in this case, 2 days)
before your modem can be reset... go figure!! lol

so do me a favor Larry... repost what you said earlier for me pls? hehehe

I do get the posts eventually... but normally a few days later but I have
already read them in the reposts from the responders but this time I missed
since it was snipped.

Cheers,
Sue

[Brat]

lol no I am not gonna spank you... you may like that too much... ask jtyc...
he may give you one... I like the little blue dude though.

wanna hear a laugh? I did a speed test on my modem... getting max 600 kb...
now explain to me how that is a high speed connection please!! lol nuts I
tell you. And, yes, I did reset the modem before doing the test :P

"Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)" <la...@mvps.org> wrote in message

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Hi Sue,
It was in a different part thread, mistress. <VBEG>

Pasted here:

I agree completely, mistress! <VBEG>

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as a reply to:

"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message

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>
> I figured it was a mistake but my point stands... he judges us all based
on
> his illgotten information. The point is, we are all not perfect but it is
> our right to be judged based on our own actions not on those of others or
> what someone may think those others do (right or wrong).
>
>
>

Larry

"Brat" <likeIwou...@inyourdreams.com> wrote in message

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[anonymous]

LOL. Help in what way? Making fun of everyone? I
haven't seen one helpful post from you clowns.

>.
>

[showgun]

OK... this would be the longest post of replys i seen not
sure even why i bothered to read them all

>.
>

[Paul Lynch]

On Tue, 25 Nov 2003 14:01:34 -0500, "Ken Briscoe"
<you...@sendmespam.com> wrote:

>> I think MS won't consider MVP for a person having the absolute necessary
>to

>> use dirty words in MS news groups. I personally knows some MVPs. BIG
>> difference.
>
>Do you personally know any English teachers?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

[J]

Yeah, I've noticed that as well (as if it's possible to
miss)...

Bunch of cunts really, aren't they?

>-----Original Message-----
>> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of
you...
>this is what I was saying.
>
>"Ken Briscoe" <you...@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
>news:%23H7TRwr...@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> > NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A HIJACK!
>> >
>>
>>
>> ...or I'll excecute every m0therfukcin' last one of
you...
>>
>> --
>> Quentin Tarantino - genius or moron?
>> KB - MCNGP #26
>>
>> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>>
>>
>
>
>.
>

[Jtyc]

> ask jtyc...
> he may give you one...

Oh now that hurts. What have I done to you to deserve being called a
homosexual?

You've hurt my sensitive side. I don't know if I can recover from this.

*sniff*

[Brat]

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@f'nspammersdie.yahoo.com> wrote in message

news:u1Mkx0Ct...@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

> > ask jtyc...
> > he may give you one...
>
> Oh now that hurts. What have I done to you to deserve being called a
> homosexual?

you started the spanking convo... I just wasnt getting drawn into the foray
:P

[Jtyc]

> you started the spanking convo...

What I said was, we get "beatings"... someone else determined that that
meant that "you" spank people. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I'm innocent in all this, I swear.

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

anonymous wrote:
> LOL. Help in what way? Making fun of everyone? I
> haven't seen one helpful post from you clowns.

Well anonymous (if that IS your real name {$1 to someone}) then you're not
looking at enough posts. This one is helpful, for example. I'm pointing
out that you're wrong and there are indeed helpful posts. Like this one.

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[Frisbee® MCNGP]

showgun wrote:
> OK... this would be the longest post of replys i seen not
> sure even why i bothered to read them all

You must also be new here. This doesn't even come close to the group's
longest thread. It might be the 1,945th longest thread.

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Fris "Oh wait, this post makes it the 1,944th longest thread" bee® MCNGP #13

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

Consultant wrote:
> i am the real consultant. it is just not my birth name. never doubt,
> my friend

You can have your name legally changed, you know...

--
Fris "Frisbee is my real name" bee® MCNGP #13

[Consultant]

i considered it
but then i would have to get all my shirts re-monogrammed

"Frisbee® MCNGP" <onceb...@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
news:ebUfLXD...@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...

[Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User)]

Hmm--I thought I recognized the writing style.
Fris--you were on the Win98 beta, weren't you?

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"Frisbee® MCNGP" <onceb...@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
news:ebUfLXD...@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...

[Brat]

"Frisbee® MCNGP" <onceb...@twiceshy.com> wrote in message
news:ebUfLXD...@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...

> Consultant wrote:
> > i am the real consultant. it is just not my birth name. never doubt,
> > my friend
>
> You can have your name legally changed, you know...

Brat suits me fine... I dont have to change it... I made the transition
quickly and EVERYONE knew who I was lol ... now why would that be??

[Frisbee® MCNGP]

Larry Samuels MS-MVP XP (Shell/User) wrote:
> Hmm--I thought I recognized the writing style.
> Fris--you were on the Win98 beta, weren't you?

Nope, sorry. Was only kidding about Frisbee being my real name. I wish it
was, though.

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Fris "Frisbie's Pies" bee® MCNGP #13