2017 Preseason Power Rankings

[Lee Berliner]

Adam I'll cover them this year:

1 - The Serve Train

The Serve Train had one of the greatest drafts in the history of Scorekeepers.  Snagging Melvin Gordon for just $40 sent the train down the tracks towards the destination of RB Depthville, as the train picked up passengers Powell, Ingram, Coleman and Rawls along the way.  The co-conductor of this year's train is none other than Antonio Brown, with CIT (Conductors-In-Training) Stefon Diggs and Tyreke Hill sitting closely behind him learning the tools of the trade.  Towards the back of the train is Danny Amendola, who can just as likely fill Julian Edelman's shoes as Chris Hogan could.  At QB, the Train has two big ass white boys in Big Ben and Big Wentz.  Things are looking good for this team this year.

2 through 12 - All the other teams

Y'all suck.  Get off the tracks.

Love,

The Best Commissioner Ever