"Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
Rita May Brown.
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim
they are treating pregnant men."
Isaac Asimov.
"To err is human, but to really foul things up
you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich.
"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers."
Leonard Brandwein.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but
you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity."
Dennis Ritchie.
"The perfect computer has been developed. You just
feed in your problems and they never come out again."
Al Goodman.
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer
is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking
them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.