Let him Dig

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Saivoiye, Martha

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Oct 2, 2012, 9:11:34 AM10/2/12
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of
the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of
the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The
old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,'Aren't you afraid that
he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
had him buried
upside down......'

Humphrey Simba

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From: "Saivoiye, Martha" <Martha....@jti.com>
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2012 13:11:34 +0000
Subject: Let him Dig

Saivoiye, Martha

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