Diccionario para el gringo wey
El Meda
SPANISH FOR GRINGOS
There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to
say some phrases in spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't
worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't
know how to speak spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo wey"
(Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning. For
instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're
gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak spanish.
(ESPAÑOL PARA GRINGOS
Siempre hay algo nuevo que aprender o que intentar. Si alguna vez
necesita usted decir algunas frases en español, pero no sabe como
pronunciarlas, no hay problema: sus problemas han finalizado. Si usted
es un gringo, y no sabe hablar español, el nuevo "Stupid Gringo
Dictionary" (Diccionario para el gringo inteligente) le será de mucha
utilidad en su aprendizaje. Como un ejemplo, extrajimos de él unas
cuantas frases comunes. Trate con ellas, y verá lo fácil que es hablar
el español utilizando este nuevo diccionario.)
1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a
dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. This s poor as stunt air e us = Dices puras
tonterias = you're saying
dumb things.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kinda sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little
rags
7. A key eye poor agree jug = aqui hay pura grilla =
there's only politics
around here.
8. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
9. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
10. Cell eye jug, one a what toe = Celaya Guanajuato
= Celaya Guanajuato
(City in central Mexico)
11. Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas =
arguing bitches
12.Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los
aguacates = eat the
avocados
13. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de
estar molestando = stop
bugging me.
14. Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los
guaraches = take off your
sandals
15. Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas
= Silly stuff.
16. See eye = si hay = yes we have
17. T n s free o = tienes frio = are you cold?
18. S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an
asshole.
19. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien
tieso = you have an
erection.
20. Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit
21. Rascal p tow = rasca el pito = scratch the dick
22. Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada =
name for famous
wrestler in Mexico
23. Tell o boy a in cruise tar = Te lo voy a
incrustar = I'm going to insert
it in you
24. S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre =
I'm fed up
If you're interested in this product just call free
at 1-800-GRINGO-WEY.
(Si está interesado en este producto, llame sin cargo al
01-800-STUPID-GRINGO.)
(De Dorita Franco)
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El Meda.