Next growing season, I may try this experiment: a race between some scarlet runner beans and some french ones to see if the reds run faster if I enthusiastically cheer them on. If they then journey their way to end of the dripping garden hose looped around the birdfeeder hanger extending high above the deck railing, seemingly in a spiritual search of their source of water, that might be conclusive.
How about some human bean race theme music
I can't even begin to fathomFathom thyself psychoanalyst, for I could not care less about your fathoming of this psyche.
"Above all, have fun!" we're told. Might as well, since we're never going to get to the final truth (which might, for all we know, be a big joke).
Sunny Dave ... I'm not sure why you care to fathom this psyche, since it makes no difference whatsoever to its own limitless exploration. Perhaps you could explain your penchant for such? What significant difference does it make for you?
Well, Pythagoras (whose theorem I tested when I prepared my greenhouse base, and it was at least 2 inches out) can look down with disdain when this year I plant Runner Bean 'Firestorm', French Bean 'Delinel' and Broad Bean 'Masterpiece'. Can't wait.
Santeri, you've left me behind in the wake of these lambda waves. You've got some splainin' to do !
David ... with respect, Ben and I have been participating, communicating, and indeed joking with each other long before you joined in, so I feel I have a good grasp of what he and I feel is mutually respectful, and as such I have no concern that he would have felt somehow offended, or that I wasn't taking the article he shared seriously. Indeed, as expected, he replied with some joking of his own, as he is wont to do. Aside from that, my comment was still quite relevant to the linked article, and intended to query the implication that plants have some kind of purposeful awareness, even if not as pedantically obvious as you prefer. But hey, if you feel compelled to doubt my seriousness as a contributor here, it really makes no difference to me whatsoever, and I can accept you nonetheless, despite your own idiosyncrasies, and carry on interacting with whoever cares to accept what I care to offer ~ within forum guidelines of course.