笑話,當我們大笑一次, 心裡才會輕鬆的。

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諸位同學們,

  我們年紀大嗎?我們不很老!不要
  放棄學習。我們每天都要進步,
    心衰老,即老人癡呆了!須多看
    老費的笑話,當我們大笑一次,
    心裡才會輕鬆的。
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  川普 毛特郎普 Trump
 

On Friday, November 11, 2016 at 5:49:52 AM UTC-8, h l wrote:

    年少輕狂的歲月!

    這個一定是事先協調過的生意劇頭,川普也曾擁有賭場的

    您的一生不會願意像個老學究,戴個眼鏡,整天呆在學堂吧!

    Enjoy your life!


    On Nov 11, 2016, at 4:42 AM, 126 <yudaj...@126.com> wrote:

     我個人不覺得Trump的道德和價值觀有多大的瑕疵。
     他就是個 not so sophisticated good ole' boy.
     他上台後很多事情會依賴他的幕僚,一幫職業官僚,應該不會太離譜。

     我一輩子(包括當年在台灣)沒透過一次票。我覺得他上台問題不大 。

     從我的 iPad 傳送

     'Ed Kang' via CD1968 <cd1...@googlegroups.com> 於 Nov 11, 2016 7:38 PM 寫道:

     我不投他是因為他的道德價值觀和我學的相反,但是他卻拿到民意支持奪得寶座,只有當笑話看了,以後四年要帶上安全帶,預備坐雲霄飛車!

     康


         http://card.weibo.com/video/h5/detail?object_id=2017607:ccbe7e6f85e679707ecdeb2890d37e65&sso_redirect=1&hassetsso=1&from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0


         Sent from my iPhone>
 川普 毛特郎普 Trump

  On Friday, November 11, 2016 at 5:49:52 AM UTC-8, h l wrote:

    年少輕狂的歲月!

    這個一定是事先協調過的生意劇頭,川普也曾擁有賭場的

    您的一生不會願意像個老學究,戴個眼鏡,整天呆在學堂吧!

    Enjoy your life!


    On Nov 11, 2016, at 4:42 AM, 126 <yudaj...@126.com> wrote:

     我個人不覺得Trump的道德和價值觀有多大的瑕疵。
     他就是個 not so sophisticated good ole' boy.
     他上台後很多事情會依賴他的幕僚,一幫職業官僚,應該不會太離譜。

     我一輩子(包括當年在台灣)沒透過一次票。我覺得他上台問題不大 。

     從我的 iPad 傳送

     'Ed Kang' via CD1968 <cd1...@googlegroups.com> 於 Nov 11, 2016 7:38 PM 寫道:

     我不投他是因為他的道德價值觀和我學的相反,但是他卻拿到民意支持奪得寶座,
     只有當笑話看了,以後四年要帶上安全帶,預備坐雲霄飛車!

     康


         http://card.weibo.com/video/h5/detail?object_id=2017607:ccbe7e6f85e679707ecdeb2890d37e65&sso_redirect=1&hassetsso=1&from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0


         Sent from my iPhone

 

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獻給老友們:

 李鐘桂的座右銘:為者常成,行者常至~

 行者常至,的意思?
 為者常成,的意思?


壹:正文 工欲善其事, 讀書要知其然,
     否則糊里糊塗。
貳:必先利其器! 生生不息,
     勿
糊里糊塗,誤入歧途。
0.  張兄鎮芝的伊媚兒的解答就在此
  網路地址:
  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/02/magic-trick-norberto-jansenson-azulejos_n_2993295.html
 主旨 : 
(想不透怎麼會一樣呢?)
 subject :  Can anybody figure this
        out?

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=40360

     學習本該是充滿驚奇與喜悅的,
   可惜升學主義掛帥之下,正確而無趣的
   題材無人問津。

In his illusion, titled "Azulejos," Norberto Jansenson starts with a tray of 63 inconspicuous tiles. He then removes the tiles from the tray, and conjures up three more tiles from thin air -- or so it seems. The magician works simply, without overstated flourishes. As the three new tiles disappear towards the end of the trick, his matter-of-fact style leaves us scratching our heads.

Jansenson recieved backlash for using two camera cuts on "Azulejos." In response, he wrote on his YouTube page, "I do not claim to have any kind of powers, nor I pretend to confuse you... I'm an artist of illusion, so my work only focuses on triggering your imagination, your sense of wonder, your capacity of being a kid again, and believing in the impossible."


  把我們都 被騙了!可疑的,
  好好學習此方,
 是個好學生都該練習的社會吃喝交際學。

This is the explanation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8o6a1ZSiM

 七 乘 七 的長方形,錯覺,把我們都
 被騙了!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=Rzzct1We-38

  只有知道知識的重要的少數人讀得懂
  下列這些註腳 footnote。

1. What is DNA?
     What is DNA?

       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       DNA replication is the process of copying a double-stranded
   DNA molecule.
      This process is important in all known life forms and the
general mechanisms of DNA
     (Deoxyribonucleic acid) replication are not the same in
prokaryotic and eukaryotic
      organisms.
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_replication
     Chinese web page:
      http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA%E5%A4%8D%E5%88%B6
       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. What is RNA?
 may be the cause
  of the Cancer.


    http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%A0%B8%E7%B3%96%E6%A0%B8%E9%85%B8
    Any wise classmate can give all what your have been working on
this advanced topic.
     I like to discuss with you(writing on it), have more contribution
to acs(American Cancer Society).

      調控細胞 grow, reproduce(replicate), replicate [ from Latin : fold
back]

3.  學問為濟世之本
  細 : fine, tiny; slender, thin , 細菌

   菌: mushroom; germ, microbe
  cell : n. 1. A narrow, confining room, as in a prison or
         convent.
            2. A small, one-room abode, such as a hut.
            3. A small religious house dependent on a large one,
        such  as a prioy within an abbey.
            [celle: partly cella: chamber]




On Sunday, April 14, 2013 10:09:19 PM UTC-7, Wuhow wrote:


    諸位同學們,

     ASCII立體圖(ASCII stereogram)的意思?
     
     ASCII立體圖(ASCII stereogram),是
      ASCII藝術的一種形式,它利用觀察影像時,
      令視線產生適當的交叉從而生成三維影像的
      錯視。

    https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-tw/ASCII%E7%AB%8B%E4%BD%93%E5%9B%BE

    獻給老友們:

     李鐘桂的座右銘:為者常成,行者常至~

     行者常至,的意思?
     為者常成,的意思?


    http://baike.baidu.com/view/1076630.htm
     梁丘據謂晏子曰:“吾至死不及夫子矣!”
      晏子曰:“婴聞之,為者常成,行者常至。
      婴非有異于人也。常為而不置,常行而不休者,
      故難及也?”

      吳生曰:所謂不在三更早、五更遲,只怕一暴,
      十日寒。讀書者當觀此。

     
     白話文:
      努力去做的人常常可以成功,不倦前行的人
      常常可以达到目的。

    梁丘据对晏子说:“我到死(恐怕)也赶不上您啊!”晏子说:“我听说,努力去做的人常常可以成功,不倦前行的人常常可以达到目的。我并没有比别人特殊的才能,经常实践却不放弃,经常行进却不停下的人,你怎么会赶不上(我)呢?”吴生说:这就是所谓不在乎每天起早睡晚,而要防止一曝十寒吧。读书的人应当从这里得到启迪。

    On Sunday, April 14, 2013 8:06:08 AM UTC-7, Jen-San Tsai wrote:,

    If you watch it carefully,




     
      




        If you watch it carefully, there is some hidden "scene" (watch closely) indicating some subunit sizes have changed!

     

         Don't get it fooled.    

     
     

         


        On Sat, Apr 13, 2013 at 10:42 PM, Peter Chang <peter.c...@gmail.com> wrote:



            ---------- Forwarded message ----------
            From: SHWU-KWEI LI
            Date: Saturday, April 13, 2013
            Subject: Can you figure this out?
            To:


             
            Subject:  Can you figure this out?

            主旨: 想不透怎麼會一樣呢?

             

             
              (想不透怎麼會一樣呢?)

            http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=40360
             


             Can you figure this out?飲水思源
             
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