Stories from a Mississippi Highschool
Orson Zedd
"No," I said before continuing another conversation.
"Are you saved?"
Well, that entire statement is meaningless to me, but, again, I
suppose my answer is "no".
"But you'll go to Hell!"
Amanda, one of my favorites, runs to my rescue. "How do you know?" she asks
"Because it says so in the Bible," Caleb matter of factly informs her.
"What does that have to do with anything?" she asks pointedly.
"Because the Bible is completely true."
"Says who?" she asks again.
"The Bible," Caleb answers, tripping over his misstep in logic.
"So let me get this strait," I interrupt, "You believe the bible is
true, because the bible is true."
"Pretty much," he answers.
"I'd just as soon join the Tautology Club."
The bell rings, and he tries to tell me I should be worried about my
soul. I attempt to explain to him that if God is who he said he is,
he'll probably damn me to hell for something worse than not believing
in him. After all, after he had kids, he seemed pretty chill.
This will probably come to bite me in the ass when he tells more
people that I'm not saved, but I'm not going to lie to my students.
OZ
Nathan
Orson Zedd
Tautology Club, because I'm the president of the Tautology Club."
OZ
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Jason
On Feb 18, 9:49 pm, Nathan <njohnso...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I have a feeling this girl reads xkcd.http://xkcd.com/703/
