Your Three Best Blog Posts -- First Annual Megablog Reviewfest
$Zero
Think back over the years regarding every blog article you've ever
written and pick your top three to submit in the First Annual Megablog
Reviewfest.
Feel free to offer either one at a time or post links to all three at
once.
Please provide the name and link of the blog itself, the blog post
title, the date published, and if you're up to it, a brief statement
about what it's related to -- or say, a general statement of category
would be nice as well.
We'll be reviewing each and every entry -- and you're certainly
welcome to join in on the commentary/debate/etc., -- either about your
own blog submissions or other people's writings, or their audio and/or
visual presentations of which you've personally found to be worthwhile
for one reason or another.
Let's celebrate the good stuff.
Whether it was memorable, or moving, or scary, or hilarious, or
thought-provoking, or just plain fun or dully but usefully informative
-- whatever, bring it on.
Please provide a link to the blog. And, if you like, a one or two
sentence excerpt as a teaser along with a brief description of why you
feel it should be considered for the celebrational megablog review or
why it's just a plain old good read.
But just remember to try not to give any of the gist away in your
ethusiastic explanation.
Any questions?
The relentless smartasses among us need not muck this one up.
Just submit your best stuff and let it speak for itself, k?
k.
Now, don't be shy.
...
So, what is the benefit to you for doing this liitle exercise?
You figure it out.
...
My own benefits are quite obvious.
...
But I'll be submitting a few things myself as well -- isn't that the
bees knees?
...
So retire a few of your best blog posts from the Fishwrap Archive and
have some fun with this.
It'll be well worth your while, I promise.
This is your moment to put your blogging time up for review.
Nothing but good can come from this.
...
Hey, even if you can only find an interesting maxim, it's time to
cough it up.
...
Thank you for your certain mockery.
But at least consider that along with your inevitable and entertaining
ridicule, that it might be best to also be a bit more proactive just
this once. Consider how that will benefit you far more than, say, a
Rayfest.
-$Zero...
$Zero
> Your Three Best Blog Posts -- First Annual Megablog Reviewfest
>
> Think back over the years regarding every blog article you've ever
> written and pick your top three to submit in the First Annual Megablog
> Reviewfest.
it's been over two weeks since i posted this.
i can't believe nobody has submitted a single entry yet.
what a bunch of ridiculous petty fucks.
or pussies.
whichever.
or blockees, more likely.
spit.
> Feel free to offer either one at a time or post links to all three at
> once.
i'm only submitting one for now, just to get things started.
to show how it's done.
> Please provide the name and link of the blog itself, the blog post
> title, the date published, and if you're up to it, a brief statement
> about what it's related to -- or say, a general statement of category
> would be nice as well.
ok.
here's the best blog post that i ever wrote in my life:
title of post: $ZeroHype
date posted: Thursday, January 08, 2004
link: http://zeroisms.blogspot.com/2004_01_08_zeroisms_archive.html
description: it's about blogging, and people, and whatnot.
> We'll be reviewing each and every entry --
oh my, what a majorly difficult task THAT will be, given the flurry of
entries so far.
> and you're certainly
> welcome to join in on the commentary/debate/etc.,
LOL
that'll be fun!
> -- either about your
> own blog submissions or other people's writings, or their audio and/or
> visual presentations of which you've personally found to be worthwhile
> for one reason or another.
>
> Let's celebrate the good stuff.
nobody's really interested in that kinda thing, apparently.
> Whether it was memorable, or moving, or scary, or hilarious, or
> thought-provoking, or just plain fun or dully but usefully informative
> -- whatever, bring it on.
>
> Please provide a link to the blog. And, if you like, a one or two
> sentence excerpt as a teaser along with a brief description of why you
> feel it should be considered for the celebrational megablog review or
> why it's just a plain old good read.
methinks the title i gave it says it all.
> But just remember to try not to give any of the gist away in your
> ethusiastic explanation.
oh, ok.
> Any questions?
um... questions... let's see now...
do i have any questions?
let me get back to you/me on that, k?
> The relentless smartasses among us need not muck this one up.
is that why there's been absolutely no entries so far?
hmmm...
> Just submit your best stuff and let it speak for itself, k?
>
> k.
k.
> Now, don't be shy.
oh, fuck no.
of course not.
you wanna be a writer you almost have to deal with that shyness thing
eventually.
unless personal diaries are your only venue.
> ...
>
> So, what is the benefit to you for doing this liitle exercise?
>
> You figure it out.
uh huh.
> ...
>
> My own benefits are quite obvious.
yeah.
> ...
>
> But I'll be submitting a few things myself as well -- isn't that the
> bees knees?
do bees even have knees?
> ...
>
> So retire a few of your best blog posts from the Fishwrap Archive and
> have some fun with this.
"have some fun with this".
LOL.
> It'll be well worth your while, I promise.
sigh.
> This is your moment to put your blogging time up for review.
huh.
> Nothing but good can come from this.
there's the rub.
> ...
>
> Hey, even if you can only find an interesting maxim, it's time to
> cough it up.
i've got way more maxims than minums.
> ...
>
> Thank you for your certain mockery.
a particularly subtle mockery at that.
> But at least consider that along with your inevitable and entertaining
> ridicule, that it might be best to also be a bit more proactive just
> this once.
apparently, most people can't even be proactive if you offer to pay
them to be.
> Consider how that will benefit you far more than, say, a Rayfest.
speechless.
...
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