[medicalimaging] Fw: Bawaji & Sardar Jokes

[pradeep srivastava]

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Subject: Fw: Bawaji & Sardar Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

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Not so long ago, a rich Parsi  Bawaji went to Australia   To watch the cricket series there.   The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find any thing objectionable, he growled:  'Have you got a criminal record ?  The Bawa smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country'...!

 

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---Sardarji Chuckle.

1.       Sugar Test Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly.   2.       Apple in a Mango Tree Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"   3.       Sardars and scooter Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.   4.       Lion and Sardars Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "   5.       Cyclone Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone" Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"   6.       Side Effects Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!   7.       Advice A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"   8.       Oxygen Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...   9.       Skeleton Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!     10.   Microsoft Office Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office? Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...   11 .   Calendar A person went to a Sardar's shop. Person: I want 2011 calendar Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calendars left.   12.   Lottery Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. Back   13 .   Imagination Sardar went to an interview. Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ? Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining    14   Sun v/s Moon Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly..