Corporate Message!!!

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Giri Prasad

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Dec 6, 2011, 7:57:41 AM12/6/11

to mecs2008-10, the_blitz, Lokesh A K, sathish kumar, Raghuraman Periyasamy, Muthu Selvam, vijay...@gmail.com, Dinesh Vijay, p.thil...@gmail.com

This is called corporate business!!

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From tomorrow onwards all of you expected to lay two eggs by eod. If target is not achieved there will be escalations from client and I will not assume responsibility.

EOD : We have completed the task.

Why you have laid just one egg today?

Sir, I have done at least that much for the fear of appraisal. Otherwise, actually I am a Cock. :(

Real performance pressure!!!

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After you became Supervisor of the team, many people have left the organization.

They probably realized that there is no future working under you!!

The management has viewed the situation very seriously and calculated that…

you have helped the cause of head counts under control!! So you are promoted as Global down sizing Manager!!!

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Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

Thanks in Advance
With regards,
Giri Prasad P
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