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Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the
guy is speaking to himself!!!
She gives a missed call to him … and He calls her back…
She: Hello!
He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2
second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}
Hi ...kya baat
hai..?
She: kuch
nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...
He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise
hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki
tarah...}
oh...ok ..kya kar
rahi thi ??
She: abhi abhi
dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua..
ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....
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She: nice
song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")
He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun
bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..
She: *giggles*
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi
start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: Yehan
sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…
He: {Ekdum Correct...woh
yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}
Come
on! Please!
She: Hattt
...I don't sing that well
He: {Yeh to saari duniya
ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}
It was really
sweet. Please gaao na dear …
She: Mujhe
kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan …
He: {mujhe tujhse jyada
ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}
Aisa
kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
He: {mere ko doosra
raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
Abhi
tum gaaogi ya nahi ?
She: kyun
pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Acchha
! Ok Nahi karta
She: I
don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai
nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada
ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai...
saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye
hmmmm
She: Theek
hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: {Abbe teri !!! fas
gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna
padega malum nahi…}
Great!!!!
She: kaunsa
gaana gaau ?
He: {Tum
kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}
Hmmmm… 'Mahiya'
from Awarapan?
She: Nice
song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: {Thank
God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}
Dhoom
Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana
gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre ...
mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi
gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: Nahi
jaan… I am feeling very shy!
He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti
hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden
Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}
Gaao
na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta
hoon
She: dekho....ab
tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …
He: {Achchha ab tujhe
manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}
No no... Tum shy
feel kar rahi ho na.... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable …
She: Hmmm…
He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah
kya shuru ho gayi}
Please gaao na
darling...
She: Main
kal gaaun?
He: {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan
bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}
Theek
hai jaisi tumhaari merzi
She: Hmmm
He: Good
night
She: Good
night
She: Sweet
Dreams… Take care...
He: Sweets
dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams
.. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call
karegi}
After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she
gives only a missed call)
She: Hey… so gaye the kya?
He: {Nahiii...current ka
aavishkaar kar raha tha...}
Nahi
jaan
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: { Raat ko kya
gilli danda khelna hai??....}
Match
dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho
He:
{phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu
running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it's ok... purana
match hai
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since
it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in
my life, since you didn't sing}
Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be
comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....
So, me
waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach
gaya ... dhatttt tereki L}
She
sings 1 stanza from the song
'Jiski
aankhon me meri hi nami.....'
He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi
nahi hai
He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya...
chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... J}
Nahi darling you really
sing well
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun
bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}
Cheee! Cheee! teri
voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…
He:
{Achcha mil
gayi permission ... waise tera
gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab
...}
Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He:
{Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He:
{Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek
baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere
dimaag ki}
sachchi...
Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He:
{Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya
singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol…}
Not at all. You sing very
well…
She: Hmmm....
tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
*** Every man is the architect of his own fortune..... ***