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Divyanshu Madaan

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Sep 14, 2010, 2:24:48 PM9/14/10
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Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!

 She gives a missed call to him … and He calls her back…

She:  Hello!

He:  {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}

        Hi ...kya baat hai..?

She:  kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...

He:  {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}      

        oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She:  abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?

He:  {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}

       Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....

She:  nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")

He:  {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}

        Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He:  {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}

        Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She:  Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge…

He:  {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}

        Come on! Please!

She:  Hattt ...I don't sing that well

He:  {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}

        It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear …

She:  Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan …

He:  {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}

        Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na

 

He:   {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
         
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?


She:  kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?


He:    Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta

She:  I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati

He:  {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye           

         teri awaaz sunke…}

        hmmmm

She:  Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He:  {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…}

        Great!!!!

She:  kaunsa gaana gaau ?


He:  {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}

        Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?

She:  Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He:  {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...} 

        Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He:  {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}

         Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She:  Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy!

He:  {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}

        Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She:  dekho....ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho …

He:  {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}

        No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na.... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable …

She:  Hmmm…

He:  {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}

        Please gaao na darling... 

She:  Main kal gaaun?

He:   {Haaaaaannnn...jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}

         Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She:  Hmmm

He:  Good night

She:  Good night 

She:  Sweet Dreams… Take care...

He:  Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi} 

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey… so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}

       Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He:  { Raat ko kya gilli danda khelna hai??....}

        Match dekh raha tha

She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He:  {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}

       Hey it's ok... purana match hai

She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}

         Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

         So, me waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya ... dhatttt tereki L}

She sings 1 stanza from the song

'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... J}

       Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}

        Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao…

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...}

       Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey....

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !!  dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki}
        
sachchi... Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol…}

       Not at all. You sing very well…

 

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He: Good Night!!

 


 

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