LOGIC OF THE BEER DRINKER

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Even drunkards speak logic.


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LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER

 
DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:
 
Lady Interviewer:  Do you drink every day?
 
Man:  Yes.
 
Lady Interviewer:  How much a day?
 
Man:  Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.
 
Lady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?
 
Man:  Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
 
Lady Interviewer:  And how long have you been drinking like that?
 
Man:  15 years.
 
Lady Interviewer:  So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.  In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
 
Man:  Correct.
 
Lady Interviewer:  If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?
 
Man:  Correct.
 
Lady Interviewer:  Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
 
Man:  Do you drink?
 
Lady Interviewer:  No.
 
Man:  So where's your fuckin' Ferrari?