Marketing redeifned

[Amit Gaurav Pandey]

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
 
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and  pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you  walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry me?" - That's Brand  Recognition"

  6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and  supply gap"

 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"  your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets

 

 

MCSAites: Remember Anjali Chopra's Lectures, All guys could hv tried the above mentioned points wid her :)

 

 

 

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The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.

Regards

Amit G Pandey
Senior Software Analyst