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shashikant niraj
Mar 29, 2010, 4:41:06 AM3/29/10
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Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
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1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....
Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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sochta raha
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sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi...
Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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how will he dial........?
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...He will first dial ..... 94494
and then "REDIAL".....................
Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months. ..
Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
once saradji..was drinking water......
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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe...
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
hahaha…. J J J
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....
Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
...
sochta raha
....
...
...
...
...
....
...
sochta raha
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi...
Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
...
Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
...
how will he dial........?
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...He will first dial ..... 94494
and then "REDIAL".....................
Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
...
...
sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months. ..
Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
...
Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
...
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
once saradji..was drinking water......
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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe...
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
hahaha…. J J J
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Regard's
S M Imthiyaz
Bangalore CNF..
Indoco Remidies (P) Ltd Mumbai.
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Shashi Kant Niraj
(Program Administrator)
Educomp Solution Ltd
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