FW: SUPER ENGLISH.... Enjoy!! must read

[SSatyendra Singh]

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From: sar...@bmaindia.com
To: singh.s...@live.com
Subject: FW: SUPER ENGLISH.... Enjoy!! must read
Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:18:11 +0530

 

 

Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:55 AM
To: sar...@bmaindia.com
Subject: Fwd: FW: SUPER ENGLISH.... Enjoy!! must read

 

 

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name,  Mr.. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier ' s Spoken English"  .. Njoy .............with his........... ......English. ........... ........  Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"  # At the ground:  All of you stand in a straight circle.  There is no wind in the balloon.  The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here).  # To a boy , angrily:  I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?  # While punishing students:  You , rotate the ground four times...  You , go and under-stand the tree...  Three of you stand together separately.  Why are you late - say YES or NO ......(?)  # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict ABT this )  Every body should wear dress to college  Boys no proplum  Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)  Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.  Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. But if you want to wear .... Remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus.  # Sir at his best:  Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.  So the next day at  school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"  # Sir at his best inside the Class room:  Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.  Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.  Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor  You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)  "Both of u three get out of the class."  Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.  Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...  Take Copper Wire of any metal. Especially of Silver.....  Take 5 cm wire of any length.....  Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...  Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).  At Sathyabama college day 2002:  "This college strict u the worry no ....  U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"  At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:  "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "  VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don ' t forget your English!

 

 
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Regards,
Sarvar Khan

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