JOKE

[Vinod Kumar]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If
you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."  The woman freed the frog and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for
me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.

 

 

[rekhakp krishnan]

wonderful joke
rekha