Wish to buy a curtain?

[Murali]

Santa Singh enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having
a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer
monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have
curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"