need londoner to complete the dream team
Ailin Conant
it has come to this. A-ro, Hartley, and myself are down to 67 pence.
Between the three of us. Sisters, it is time to take ownership of our
starving artist status and make old decisions; decisions about what
our 4-year-shakes training has equipped us to do in this world.
Decisions about what WE have that NO ONE ELSE DOES.
We have decided to find lost cats.
Seriously, guys, there could be so much money in this!
Here's the gameplan:
Ailin. Codename: "Dyke-on-bike." Job: Sits on bicycle, moping about
having such a lame code name, flashing front bike light for
spook-and-stun tactic.
A-Ro. Codename: "ANDREA RONKOWSKI." Job: Preparation and
construction of Unagi-baited cat traps.
Hartley. Codename: "Please, Something Other Than Farts." Job:
Technique analysis--compared our modern cat-trapping tactics against
ancient medieval bob-cat hunting and updates field journal to reflect
latest tactical breakthroughs. Also, she does the washing up.
Kazuhisa. Codename: "Andrea's Boyfriend." Job: Financial backing for
startup costs and hostage return negotiator (interfaces with
distraught cat owners to secure maximum fee).
So. We have the manual. We have the bait. We have the ammo. We
have the legal savvy to milk this thing. All we need is someone who
can, um, catch the cat.
DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BE YOU?
Please post applications and inquiries to
maskan...@googlegroups.com. List class year, Sonnet family, and
why you think you would be best suited for this job. All applications
must be completed in iambic pentameter. Bonus points for
stichomythia.
This is strictly a profit-share operation.
