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Marie Ota

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Aug 2, 2024, 9:20:31 PM8/2/24

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Captain Jack: Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - sharktopus wants our virgins.

The first thing to note is that the sharktopus is entirely manmade, so when it starts attacking boats and jet skis and the like, its behavior can be attributed to unnatural aggression and development, as well as its design purpose of being an infiltrator. However, what about why it shows increased aggression? The explanation given is that Nathan messed with the serotonin levels, in an unspecified way. This could make some amount of sense, as serotonin and vasopressin interact with receptors in the hypothalamus to help determine mood in many animals.

Well, the fight could start with a bunch of dinosaurs getting a drink in the watering hole, indominus was in the forest, about to make a scene until sharktopus snatches one of the dinosaurs which caused every dinosaur in the watering hole to run, the indominus was curious and decides to get a closer look to see what happened until sharktopus tries to snatch indominus

For indominus, indominus stars to bite on sharktopus's head, sharktopus keeps on stabbing but indominus grabs his head and snaps his neck (spinosaurus killing trex reference). For sharktopus, same thing with indominus biting sharktopus's head but this time sharktopus stabs indominus in the eyes, the legs, and other sensitive body parts which cause indominus to lose its grib as sharktopus used the rest of his tentacles to grab indominus's jaw and breaks it.

Syfy Channel has just greenlighted the long-awaited Sharktopus movie, to be directed by cult monster auteur Roger Corman. Will the sharktopus look like this concept design by Matt Leach? Sources inside Syfy say it will be way weirder.

The effects are, unsurprisingly, of extremely mixed quality. In some shots, the creature looks fairly convincing, but in many others, it looks worse than the CGI from the original. The shots of the ship are particularly bad. The entire climax with it hitting the rocks and a kaiju sized sharktopus attacking it is unfortunately so badly done I actually laughed.