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[RichardB]

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[H Hadow]

Richard,

 

What a fantastic bit of MCC criteria.I will see a stool in a totally different way now. How about a scratch and sniff format?

 

Please can you bring dedicated stool sample pots to the next meeting, pre named of course.

 

Henry

 

[Dave]

I must say, I am so glad that it takes a doctor to dignify the level
of discussion on this site! Whatever will we think of next!

I must say though, as a money making venture for red nose day - our
next curry night date as well - perhaps we could have a 'spot the
stool' competition or 'name that stool'. I'm sure that it would be
very popular with the other diners at the restaurant!

Maybe our doctor would like to do a stool sample test through the
evening to see if the Cobra has an effect on the night or just the
next day. I'm sure that Matt would be up for providing samples
throughout the night.

On 19 Feb, 16:45, RichardB <richard.bla...@nhs.net> wrote:
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[RichardB]

Can I please remind members that if you wish to organise a 'name that
stool' competition, we can really only do it by digital photography.
There would be health and safety implications if samples were produced
in the restaurant.

A standard digital camera or good mobile phone should be adequate. Our
building member may need a wide angle lens for obvious reasons
relating to diameter of orifice and effect on resulting stool size.

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[Mel Taylor]

if we are to adopt the good Drs suggestion and provide photos of the said
stools maybe we need to include within the photo a standard measure for
sizing (i.e. Ruler) so that our team Dr can also use this information when
making his prognosis of the produced specimens. this would stop the gay
builder having to go to the added expense of purchasing a wide angle lense
just for this job!!. it would also stop any trick photography with members
of the MCC trying to produce a larger or smaller specimen for examination.