A man was SICK and TIRED of
going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.
And further jealous of her, as she
received lot of
Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through
so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I
go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!"
Poof!!!
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the
man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the
kids,
Set out their school clothes, Fed them
breakfast,
Packed their lunches, Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the
bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put
away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check
book...
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
the dog.
Then, it was already
1.00pm
And he hurried to make the
beds...
...do the laundry...
vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen
floor...
...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and...
...got the kids organized to do their
homework. Then,
set up the ironing board and watched TV while
he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,
he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad...
...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans
for supper. After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher...
...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put
them to bed. At
9.00pm,
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
love,
which he managed to get through
without complaint.
The next
morning,
he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I
was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please,
Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite
wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your
lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait NINE
MONTHS, though. You got
pregnant last night."
