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Canada Revenue Agency MUM on the Tax Filings of Santa Claus :CRA SOTW
Santa can call Canada ho-ho-home
By Luke Simcoe December 23, 2008 8:01 AM
It's unclear whether Santa has always been considered Canadian based
on his place of residence, or if the country has extended him
citizenship as a courtesy.
Less than three weeks after the Canadian government proposed
legislation to expand the country's sovereignty over Arctic waters,
its citizenship minister is shoring up Canada's claim to the Far North
by declaring Santa Claus, a longtime resident of the North Pole, to be
a Canadian citizen.
"The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very best in his Christmas
Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a Canadian citizen, he
has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once his trip around the
world is complete," said Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship,
Immigration and Multiculturalism, in an official statement.
It is unclear whether Santa has always been considered Canadian based
on his place of residence, or if the country has extended him
citizenship as a courtesy.
"I'll let Foreign Affairs field that particular question," said Andrew
House, a spokesman for Kenney.
Sadly, Foreign Affairs representatives were reluctant to let the toy
out of the bag, so to speak.
Alain Cacchione, a Foreign Affairs spokesman who handles Arctic
issues, declined to comment on the matter, saying only that St. Nick
is "an international symbol."
Although international law states no country has dominion over the
geographic North Pole, a number of nations - including Canada, the
United States, Russia, Norway and Denmark - have recently begun
pressing their claims to the area long said to be the location of
Santa Claus's base of operations.
Tensions have been particularly high between Canada and Russia. In
2007, former foreign affairs minister Peter MacKay lashed out at the
Russians after they planted a flag at the bottom of the Beaufort Sea,
a region rich in petroleum and natural gas deposits.
In Russia, the patron saint of Christmas is known as Ded Moroz, which
translates as 'Father Frost.' Moroz dresses in garb very similar to
Santa Claus and is said to reside in the Russian town of Veliky
Ustyug.
Officials from the Kremlin have yet to respond to Kenney's statement.
Should they choose to dispute Santa Claus's citizenship, they would
have to overcome a substantial amount of evidence that points to him
being Canadian.
For starters, it's worth pointing out the marked resemblance between
his patented red and white outfit and our nation's flag.
North American Aerospace Defence Command (NORAD) has been tracking
Santa Claus's trip via satellite for more than 50 years and
consistently shows Santa's flight beginning somewhere in the Canadian
Arctic.
As well, Canada Post has long been charged with the task of forwarding
children's letters to Santa to the jolly fat man's famous H0H 0H0
postal code.
Malcolm French, a spokesman for Canada Post, said the company receives
letters to Santa from all over the world in languages ranging from
Albanian to Vietnamese.
"Postal code readers all over the world recognize the H0H 0H0 postal
code as belonging to Canada," French said.
The global perception that Santa Claus does in fact reside in Canada
seems to be growing. In 2007, Canada Post helped deliver more than 1.2
million letters to Santa - a 14 per cent increase over the year
before.
Technically, Santa's postal code would indicate that he lives
somewhere in urban Montreal, a region marked by the H prefix in its
postal codes.
However, given Santa's ability to squeeze down chimneys and
circumnavigate the Earth in a matter of hours, it's not surprising
that Canada Post made an exception for old St. Nick.
Calls made Friday to Revenue Canada to determine if Santa was indeed a
registered taxpayer in Canada were not returned.
(c) Copyright (c) Canwest News Service
-----------------------------------------------------------
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Santa can call Canada ho-ho-home
By Luke Simcoe December 23, 2008 8:01 AM
It's unclear whether Santa has always been considered Canadian based
on his place of residence, or if the country has extended him
citizenship as a courtesy.
Less than three weeks after the Canadian government proposed
legislation to expand the country's sovereignty over Arctic waters,
its citizenship minister is shoring up Canada's claim to the Far North
by declaring Santa Claus, a longtime resident of the North Pole, to be
a Canadian citizen.
"The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very best in his Christmas
Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a Canadian citizen, he
has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once his trip around the
world is complete," said Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship,
Immigration and Multiculturalism, in an official statement.
It is unclear whether Santa has always been considered Canadian based
on his place of residence, or if the country has extended him
citizenship as a courtesy.
"I'll let Foreign Affairs field that particular question," said Andrew
House, a spokesman for Kenney.
Sadly, Foreign Affairs representatives were reluctant to let the toy
out of the bag, so to speak.
Alain Cacchione, a Foreign Affairs spokesman who handles Arctic
issues, declined to comment on the matter, saying only that St. Nick
is "an international symbol."
Although international law states no country has dominion over the
geographic North Pole, a number of nations - including Canada, the
United States, Russia, Norway and Denmark - have recently begun
pressing their claims to the area long said to be the location of
Santa Claus's base of operations.
Tensions have been particularly high between Canada and Russia. In
2007, former foreign affairs minister Peter MacKay lashed out at the
Russians after they planted a flag at the bottom of the Beaufort Sea,
a region rich in petroleum and natural gas deposits.
In Russia, the patron saint of Christmas is known as Ded Moroz, which
translates as 'Father Frost.' Moroz dresses in garb very similar to
Santa Claus and is said to reside in the Russian town of Veliky
Ustyug.
Officials from the Kremlin have yet to respond to Kenney's statement.
Should they choose to dispute Santa Claus's citizenship, they would
have to overcome a substantial amount of evidence that points to him
being Canadian.
For starters, it's worth pointing out the marked resemblance between
his patented red and white outfit and our nation's flag.
North American Aerospace Defence Command (NORAD) has been tracking
Santa Claus's trip via satellite for more than 50 years and
consistently shows Santa's flight beginning somewhere in the Canadian
Arctic.
As well, Canada Post has long been charged with the task of forwarding
children's letters to Santa to the jolly fat man's famous H0H 0H0
postal code.
Malcolm French, a spokesman for Canada Post, said the company receives
letters to Santa from all over the world in languages ranging from
Albanian to Vietnamese.
"Postal code readers all over the world recognize the H0H 0H0 postal
code as belonging to Canada," French said.
The global perception that Santa Claus does in fact reside in Canada
seems to be growing. In 2007, Canada Post helped deliver more than 1.2
million letters to Santa - a 14 per cent increase over the year
before.
Technically, Santa's postal code would indicate that he lives
somewhere in urban Montreal, a region marked by the H prefix in its
postal codes.
However, given Santa's ability to squeeze down chimneys and
circumnavigate the Earth in a matter of hours, it's not surprising
that Canada Post made an exception for old St. Nick.
Calls made Friday to Revenue Canada to determine if Santa was indeed a
registered taxpayer in Canada were not returned.
(c) Copyright (c) Canwest News Service
-----------------------------------------------------------
Miss a Tax Tale Miss a lot!
Pop the link below into your browser to view the entire CRA SOTW
Library!
http://canada.revenue.agency.angelfire.com
------------------------------------------------------------
Alan Baggett - http://www.taxcollectorsbible.com/ - Tax Collector's Bible
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