[Funny Jokes, Cartoons, Quotes | Short Real Inspiring Stories] "Isn't it redundant to feed your food?"- Jokes on Provocation
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Malenadu
Sep 7, 2014, 2:35:55 AM9/7/14
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A Texan, a Frenchman and an Israeli
are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean when the
engines stop functioning. The plane crash lands on a Pacific Island and the 3 are immediately
captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken to their village.
engines stop functioning. The plane crash lands on a Pacific Island and the 3 are immediately
captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken to their village.
The Chief tells the 3 captives that
these cannibals are civilized and they have a custom on their island that
before they eat anyone, they grant that person his or her last wishes--no
matter what they are.
He asks the Texan, "What is
your last wish?" The Texan replies: "I want a 2 inch thick steak with
all the trimmings, Cajun fries and case of beer." The Chief motions to
some of his tribesmen who immediately run into the jungle and come back with the
steak, the fries and the beer. The Texan eats his meal and he is thrown in the
pot.
The Frenchman is asked: "What
is your last wish?" He replies: "I'd like a case of the most expensive
Champagne and I'd also like a big plate of escargot cooked in the French
manner."
The Chief motions to his tribesmen who immediately rush off into the jungle and bring back everything the Frenchman asked for. He eats and drinks his fill, and he is then thrown in the pot.
The Chief motions to his tribesmen who immediately rush off into the jungle and bring back everything the Frenchman asked for. He eats and drinks his fill, and he is then thrown in the pot.
The Chief turns to the Israeli and
asks, "And what is your wish?" The Israeli looks the Chief squarely
in the eyes and replies: "I want you to kick me in the behind as hard as
you can."
The Chief is bewildered and asks the Israeli again, only to receive the same reply. The Chief shrugs his shoulders, asks the Israeli to turn around, and kicks him as hard as he can.
The Chief is bewildered and asks the Israeli again, only to receive the same reply. The Chief shrugs his shoulders, asks the Israeli to turn around, and kicks him as hard as he can.
With that the Israeli pulls out a
gun and kills the Chief and all of the other cannibals.
The Texan and the Frenchman get out of the pot, look at the Israeli and say: "If you had that gun why didn't you do anything sooner?"
The Texan and the Frenchman get out of the pot, look at the Israeli and say: "If you had that gun why didn't you do anything sooner?"
The Israeli replies: "What? And
risk being condemned by the UN for reacting to insufficient provocation!"
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