The wise old Mother Superior
from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to
make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused
it.
Then one nun took the glass
back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as
a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the
warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to
her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she
had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
Mother," the nuns asked
with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed with
a pious look on her face and said ...Don't sell that cow.
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