It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some
advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that
formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to
be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he
was punched square in the jaw, & knocked around a bit, and then thrown to
the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the
end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not
opening the store!"
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