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john tyler
> From: r...@robbev.com
> To: dis...@openoffice.org
> Subject: [discuss] Re: please help me!
>
> On 26/07/2011 21:57, Jan Gibson wrote:
> > I've been to the website & it's zero help. Why can't there be a general
> > question box that a person can pose a question? I registered years ago
> > and forgot my username. There's no where for me to go. I have 2
> > questions: #1 How do I PERMANENTLY disable Bullets & readonly? #2 I want
> > to STORE manuscripts onto CDs then load them later and work on them. The
> > system loads them ALL as 'readonly'. I have to edit the stupid things
> > and this doesn't help me - it's a waste of a CD. I have OOo 2.0 on my PC
> > and laptop. No, I don't want to upgrade - all of my manuscripts would be
> > ruined if I did that. My PC & laptop are word processors and NOT
> > connected to the internet. I need help managing these stories. I have a
> > publisher waiting. Help me. I wait for your reply. Jan Gibson
> >
>
> Jan
>
> I think question 1 regarding readonly and question 2 have the same
> solution. Use a USB drive. Then you will be able to read and write the
> document directly. I would recommend that you make a backup copy on each
> machine when you finish the edits just in case the USB drive is stolen,
> lost or fails. The USB drive can be a flash memory drive or a larger
> external hard drive depending on your space requirements.
>
> Thanks
>
> Rob
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RA Brown
John,
You need to address the message to discuss-u...@openoffice.org
not put it in the subject. As for why your getting the messages you
signed up for them, and you have to unsubscribe yourself.
john tyler
this is a typical example of why I would never dream of using open office: why make it simple if you can fuck it up?
I don't care who has registered in my name or with my account or how that has been done, I have a very poor opinion of open office and that's that.
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> To: dis...@openoffice.org
> Subject: [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
Mathias Bauer
with the explicit wording you have used in your mail I doubt that you
are qualified to write about netiquette.
Besides that, this is not a matter of netiquette, it's a matter of how
the mailing list software works. The ML software of OOo works as it
works, and I know other project where it works in the same way. That
doesn't mean that it is perfect, but OTOH it's easy to understand and
you are told how it works in every mail you receive. Being able to read
is a clear advantage that you shouldn't abandon.
Nevertheless, in case you are unable to read or follow the advice in the
mail footer for whatever reason, usually kind people would help to
unsubscribe you in case you asked politely. In case you know what
"polite" means.
Maybe you don't understand what I have written above. So let me
translate it into your "language":
You showed a typical example of making a fool of yourself by choosing an
inadequate communication style: why make it simple if you can fuck it up?
I don't care who has registered in your name or with your account of how
that has been done, I have a very poor opinion of you and that's that.
Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
Regards,
Mathias
Sigrid Carrera
If you idiot cannot unsubscribe yourself, than so be it.
For subscription you have to confirm that you want to subscribe, so it is impossible that someone else has subscribed you - unless you've given your mail password to someone else. But this would be - in my opinion - exceptionally stupid.
And yes, I know, that I didn't use a civil tone here as well, but only because you called me an asshole twice before, which I don't like.
EOT for me.
*PLONK*
Tim Fairchild
> Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
> wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
>
lol Mathias. Very elegant :)
And I have literally written millions of words with OOo. I would be lost
without it and the OOo team.
tim.
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William W. Austin
> On 8/08/2011 8:00 PM, Mathias Bauer wrote:
> > Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
> > wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
> >
>
> lol Mathias. Very elegant :)
>
> And I have literally written millions of words with OOo. I would be
> lost
> without it and the OOo team.
>
> tim.
[SNIP]
I would have to second Tim's statement:
"I would be lost without it and the OOo team."
Although I have only written 2 novels with it (one in negotiation, one
sold months ago, still waiting to be published [so I'm told] "as soon
as the economy improves..." Oh for more "spare time"), together with
others at my office, we we have written around 2,000 technical
documents ranging from a few pages to over 2500. And by the way, some
of them are sufficiently complex that they invariably crash MS word.
We adopted the OASIS formats years ago (originally under StarOffice,
later OOo) when it was clear that they would be around for a long time
and were NOT a closed, intentionally obfuscated, proprietary set of
formats lacking any published specifications, a "standard" which seems
to change without warning at the whim of a single, intractable
corporation whose sole motive seems to be profit at the expense of the
integrity, preservation, and long-term use or reuse of information.
I'm not knocking profit as a motive -- quite the opposite. However,
try taking an MS Word 2.0 document and putting it on your windows 7
machine with the "latest and greatest" release of office on it. You
can't. Case closed.
(And finally, since when did proper "netiquette" include gratuitous
profanity?)
- bill
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Fernando Cassia
>why the fuck are you assholes mailing me this shit?
>why are you assholes mailing me this shit? o0o sucks anyway
> netiquette demands that unsubscribing works by inserting the request in the
> subject line
Why the fuck are you spaming a mailing list because you forgot you
subscribed to it in the first place and why the fuck do you think
someone gives a fuck about what you think about openoffice and why the
fuck do you insist on using the fuck word instead of just
unsubscribing from the list?.
Fuck off.
FC
john tyler
FUCKIN CUNT?
LOL - rarely has a nick fitted better
> From: fca...@gmail.com
Fernando Cassia
> your initials are FC?
>
> FUCKIN CUNT?
Could someone please unsuscribe this retard, or troll?
Thanks. :)
john tyler
> From: fca...@gmail.com
> To: dis...@openoffice.org
> Subject: [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
>
Joshua Lee
I can't believe there are instructions at the bottom of EVERY email, including the one generated by his message, on how to subscribe, and he's too stupid to follow those instructions.
I mean, if you are reading this John, please don't' go killing yourself or anything, maybe you're just having a bad day. The instructions were: To unsubscribe send email to discuss-u...@openoffice.org
But seriously, he came across as SUCH a douche, and Mathias, I've never seen such a polite ass woopin online before, that rocked,.. it made my day.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Mathias Bauer [mailto:nospam...@gmx.de]
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 6:01 AM
To: dis...@openoffice.org
Subject: [CONTENT] [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
Hi,
with the explicit wording you have used in your mail I doubt that you are qualified to write about netiquette.
Besides that, this is not a matter of netiquette, it's a matter of how the mailing list software works. The ML software of OOo works as it works, and I know other project where it works in the same way. That doesn't mean that it is perfect, but OTOH it's easy to understand and you are told how it works in every mail you receive. Being able to read is a clear advantage that you shouldn't abandon.
Nevertheless, in case you are unable to read or follow the advice in the mail footer for whatever reason, usually kind people would help to unsubscribe you in case you asked politely. In case you know what "polite" means.
Maybe you don't understand what I have written above. So let me translate it into your "language":
You showed a typical example of making a fool of yourself by choosing an inadequate communication style: why make it simple if you can fuck it up?
I don't care who has registered in your name or with your account of how that has been done, I have a very poor opinion of you and that's that.
Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
Regards,
Mathias
On 08.08.2011 11:35, john tyler wrote:
> netiquette demands that unsubscribing works by inserting the request
> in the subject line
>
> this is a typical example of why I would never dream of using open
> office: why make it simple if you can fuck it up?
>
> I don't care who has registered in my name or with my account or how
> that has been done, I have a very poor opinion of open office and
> that's that.
>
>> Date: Sun, 7 Aug 2011 16:58:08 -0700
>> From: rab...@the-martin-byrd.net
>> To: dis...@openoffice.org
>> Subject: [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
>>
>>
>> John,
>>
>> You need to address the message to discuss-u...@openoffice.org
>> not put it in the subject. As for why your getting the messages you
>> signed up for them, and you have to unsubscribe yourself.
Mathias Bauer
> On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 14:36, john tyler <jct...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> your initials are FC?
>>
>> FUCKIN CUNT?
>
> Could someone please unsuscribe this retard, or troll?
>
> Thanks. :)
>
> FC
Why? That would be an undeserved benefit for him. Perhaps we should get
something from here
lay back and watch the show. :-)
Regards,
Mathias
Graham Lauder
> On 08.08.2011 20:35, Fernando Cassia wrote:
> > On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 14:36, john tyler <jct...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> your initials are FC?
> >>
> >> FUCKIN CUNT?
> >
> > Could someone please unsuscribe this retard, or troll?
> >
> > Thanks. :)
> >
> > FC
>
> Why? That would be an undeserved benefit for him. Perhaps we should get
> something from here
>
> http://www.google.de/search?q=popcorn&hl=de&prmd=ivnsr&source=lnms&tbm=isch
> &ei=0klATqO0Es3Wsgb40Nm8CQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBoQ_AUoAQ&b
> iw=1920&bih=1033
>
> lay back and watch the show. :-)
>
> Regards,
> Mathias
+1,
Don't do that for him, if getting all these mails annoys him, I'm all for
annoying him some more. He's hilarious. :)
Cheers
GL
Anna Constantine
please send email to get assist.
cla...@tadaust.org.au
DAY I GET 20 EMAILS FROM YOU, BE VERY CAREFULL WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH,,,
-----Original Message-----
From: Sigrid Carrera
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 7:35 PM
To: dis...@openoffice.org
Subject: [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
Nettiquette also demands, that you use a civil tone in your messages.
If you idiot cannot unsubscribe yourself, than so be it.
For subscription you have to confirm that you want to subscribe, so it is
impossible that someone else has subscribed you - unless you've given your
mail password to someone else. But this would be - in my opinion -
exceptionally stupid.
And yes, I know, that I didn't use a civil tone here as well, but only
because you called me an asshole twice before, which I don't like.
EOT for me.
*PLONK*
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cla...@tadaust.org.au
MESSAGES, AM FUCKEN SICK AND TIRED OF IT, OR I WILL FUCKEN DEAL WITH YOU,
YOU GOT KNOW IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH, SO FUCK OFF OR ELSE,,
-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Fairchild
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 7:40 PM
To: dis...@openoffice.org
Subject: [discuss] Re: discuss-u...@openoffice.org
On 8/08/2011 8:00 PM, Mathias Bauer wrote:
> Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
> wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
>
lol Mathias. Very elegant :)
And I have literally written millions of words with OOo. I would be lost
without it and the OOo team.
tim.
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Tim Fairchild
The trolls seem to be bad lately...
tim
hol...@cox.net
> STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKEN EMAILS TO ME, EVERY DAY I GET UP TO 20
> EMAIL MESSAGES, AM FUCKEN SICK AND TIRED OF IT, OR I WILL FUCKEN
> DEAL WITH YOU, YOU GOT KNOW IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH, SO FUCK
> OFF OR ELSE,,
Put Daddy's computer back before he comes home. Remember what he did to
your naughty parts the last time he caught you playing with his
computer? You don't want that to happen again, do you?
Fernando Cassia
full of trolls subscribed to this mailing list who are now locked
inside and hungry, they can´t even order pizza to be slipped under the
door as they ran out of money...
What a tragedy...
FC
On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 01:08, Tim Fairchild <t...@bcs4me.com> wrote:
>
> The trolls seem to be bad lately...
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Creo que son más fieles ¿no?. Porque, claro, los seres humanos pueden
traicionarte, pero los objetos no, a los objetos
los traicionamos nosotros."
-Manuel Mujica Laines
Paul
STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKEN EMAILS TO ME, EVERY DAY I GET UP TO 20 EMAIL MESSAGES, AM FUCKEN SICK AND TIRED OF IT, OR I WILL FUCKEN DEAL WITH YOU, YOU GOT KNOW IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH, SO FUCK OFF OR ELSE,,
-----Original Message----- From: Tim Fairchild
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 7:40 PM
On 8/08/2011 8:00 PM, Mathias Bauer wrote:
Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
lol Mathias. Very elegant :)
And I have literally written millions of words with OOo. I would be lost
without it and the OOo team.
tim.
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Fernando Cassia
> . Stupid Australian dick head..
I agree with everything expect the "Australian" part. Let´s hope not
all Australians are like him. In fact, I know quite a few who are
brilliant, lovely human beings.
;)
Now, could the next troll please enter the stage? We´re on a schedule
here... ;))
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Paul
I agree with everything expect the "Australian" part. Let´s hope not
Totally agree, but being a kiwi there had to be some Aussie knocking - its traditional...
/paul
cla...@tadaust.org.au
STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKEN EMAILS TO ME, EVERY DAY I GET UP TO 20 EMAIL MESSAGES, AM FUCKEN SICK AND TIRED OF IT, OR I WILL FUCKEN DEAL WITH YOU, YOU GOT KNOW IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH, SO FUCK OFF OR ELSE,,
-----Original Message----- From: Tim Fairchild
Sent: Monday, August 08, 2011 7:40 PM
On 8/08/2011 8:00 PM, Mathias Bauer wrote:
Please apologize if my translation lacks the "elegance" of your own
wording, my knowledge of your "language" is somewhat limited.
lol Mathias. Very elegant :)
And I have literally written millions of words with OOo. I would be lost
without it and the OOo team.
tim.
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Paul
Call me an Australian dipship, and Dumb ass,Its time we met, fuck wit, and then I will deal with you, my way,
I actually called you a dip shit, you ignorant piss ant ... And to be honest if you stop acting like one, or showed a modacum of manners it wouldn't have happened... And please stop with the inane threats - they are about as intimadating as the Australian rugby team was when they were pwned by our team (all blacks).
/paul
ES Champ
On Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:58:45 -0400, you wrote in
gmane.comp.openoffice.general:
>
> why are you assholes mailing me this shit? o0o sucks anyway
>
>> From: gurus....@gmail.com
>> To: dis...@openoffice.org
>> Subject: [discuss] Re: Issue with code
>>
>> 2011/8/3 Joseph Da Silva <joseph_...@hotmail.com>:
>> > Hi
>> >
>> > Here is the code I am having an issue with in open org works in excel
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> =INDIRECT(CELL("ADDRESS",INDEX($P$28933:$P$30000,MATCH(MAX(Q28933:Q30000),Q28933:Q30000,0)))))
>> >
>>
>> Have you tried to select that cell and then hit Ctrl+F2? Then you can
>> easier debug the formula, by placing the cursor in different places of
>> the formula to see the results of different parts of the formula.
>> I don't know for sure, but aren't you supposed to use a ”;”
>> (semicolon) as a parameter separator rather than a ”,” (comma)? Or
>> maybe both work these days.
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > There seems there is an issue with the CELL command and using 3.30
>> version
>> > on windows 7
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Any advise would be appreciated.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Thanks for your time and consideration
>>
>> I'm not sure that I helped at all, though…
>>
>>
>> Regards
>>
>> Johnny Rosenberg
>> ジョニー・ローゼンバーグ
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