Wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
With the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the phone.
Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple..
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kyon layi ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hai !"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hoon"
Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:
Wife is missing
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
Police station me complain dijiye.
Man:Kya karoon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin AA raha
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Jaanu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main har hafte tumhe change karta
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behen kuch or pakaa lo:-)
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun is movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
