VICHITRA VARMA-CHUSEVARI KHARMA-REALLY LENGTHY BUT FUNNY!

[srikanth g]

i didnt write this and i donno who wrote this.but atleast read the first few lines.
too much ga raasadu evado.

 

DISCLAIMER: ee balligadu alias balayya alias balakrishna movie story toh naaku emi sambandham ledu just balayya talent ento prapanchaniki chati cheptunanu.

Time : Morning 10:50 pm

Location : Padmavathi Theatre

Place : Nellore ( the Great Nellore place)

Lights off chesaaru. Baalayya abhimaanulantha Gola Chesthu Pandaga
chesukuntunnaru. Picture start ayyindhi.

Kashmir border ki 10 km ani raasaaru.

Anthe first scene sanchalanam. Terrorists antha telugu lo anargalamgaaa
maatladukuntunnaru. Vokkadiki kuda hindi vachinattu ledhu. Balayya fans
whistles vesthune vunnaru.

Ventane scene maarindhi. Pakisthan lo ani raasaru.

Akkada same position. Pakisthan lo kuda evariki hindi raadhu. andharu
telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru. Vijayendra varma ni elagaina champaali
ani
villain annadu. Balayya fans whistles vesthunnaru.

Malli scene maarindhi. Gudem loki vachesindhi scene. ikkada
bhayankaramaina twist.

Pakisthan lo, kashmir lo telugu maatladukuntunnaru kaabatti andhra
pradesh lo telugu maatladukoremo anukunnadu rajesh.

kaani ikkade bhale twist. ikkada kuda telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru.

Balayya Introduction:

500 feet height gala Hill nu balayya ekkuthu vuntaadu. Mission
Impossible 2 lo hero introduction appudu ela ekkuthaado alaaga.

Balayya aa konda nunchi ee kondaki, ee konda nunchi aa kondaki egiri
dhukuthu vuntaadu. Balayya fans whistles kodhiga taggayi. But 10rs
ticket daggara baaga whistles vesthunnaru. Endhukante vaallaki adhi
graphics ane teliya ledhu. kaani 35 rs abhimaanulu maathram
kanipettesaaru. endhu kante konda kadhuluthu vuntundhi. kondalo nunchi
vache water maathram kadhaladhu.
endhukante adhi picture kaabatti.

Voka pakka laya devudini vedukuntoo vuntundhi. thana bhartha kshemanga
tirigi raavalani. Balayya endhuku antha saaahasaaniki vodikattado
manandhariki tension.

ikkada malli pedha twist.

Inthakee balayya antha kashtapadi endhuku 500 feet konda ekkuthaado
telusa ?
Thana kuthuru penchukune rabbit ni eagle ethukuni poyyuntundhi.
Adhi konda meedha vundhani balayya ki ela
telusani meeru adigithe thantha. balayya ki telusthundhi anthe.

Kundhelu teesukuni vasthaadu balayya. Balayya fans malli whistles
vesaaru.

Anthe Laya tho first song.
Adhiri poyye fast song anukunnaru kadhu. ikkada malli twist.
Bhayankaramaina Slow song.

Bala krishna gudem loki rowdeelu vasthaaru. Gudem lo vunde aada
pillalanu ethuku pothuntaaru. Andharu balayya ni help
aduguthaaru. Balayya fans whistles vesthu vunnaru.

Balayya daggara jeep vuntundhi. Kathi vuntundhi. Ee pichi rajesh jeep
lo
velli kathi tho villains champuthaadu ani anukunnadu.

But balayya appati kappude Villu thaayaaru chesthaadu. villans Jeep
vellipothu vuntundhi. Balayya villu thayaaru chesi ventane
baanam tho jeep driver ni champesthaadu. Baanam ela vachindhi anthe
malli thantha.
Ventane jeep vesukuni velli rowdeelanu thanthaadu.
Malli laya tho song. Slow song anukunnaru kadhu.
Pichollara. fast song. Inko twist cheppana. fast
song ayina steps vundavu.

Anthe Balayya ki voka doubt thanu evvaru. asalu Villu ela thaayaaru
chesaadu. Asalu thanu jeep ela tholaadu. Antha mandhi
villains ni ela kottadu ani. Ventane aa gudem lo vaallani aduguthaadu.
Laya appudu chepthundhi.

Pichollara Flash back kaadhu. balayya gudem lo ki water lo kottukoni
vachadani. Bullets gaayam ayyayani. Ee vishayam
chepithe balayya malli vellipothadani cheppaledhu ani cheputhundhi.
Enti
confusion ga, thikka thikka ga vundha. Iraga thantha.

Chadivithe ne ila vunte chuse maa sangathenti. chachinattu chadhavandi.
Balayya fans malli whistles vesaaru. endhukante
flash back emanna vuntundhemonani

 

Asalu sangathi marchipoyya. Dhaani mundhara Voka bumper scene vundhi.
Cinemaa ki vachina vallaku christmas special offer.

Adhentante......

Voka lorry Gudem lo ki vachesthundhi. lorry gudem lo ki endhuku
vachindhi ani nannu adagodhu. Naaku kopam vasthundhi. Aa
driver food poisoning ayyi chaala bhadha paduthu vuntaadu. Ventaane
laya, pillalu meedha ki lorry vachesthundhi. chaala down
ga vuntundhi aa pradhesamantha. ikkada naakemo tension. laya
chachipothundhemo nani. balayya rope teesthaadu. bahusa
rope tho aaputhaademo nanukunna. But balayya mamula twist ichadu. rope
ni pakkana padesi. veduru bongulutho lorry ni
aapesthaadu. 10 rs lo whistles, papers, tickets...25,35rs lo maathram
calm ga vunnaru. Endhuko telusa your honour, Ilaanti
scenes palanaati brahma naidu ni silver jubilee chesaayani balayya
abhimaanulaku telusu.

Ippudu malli inko twist.

Aa driver ki punjabi tappithe inkemi raadhu. athaniki aa basha thappa
inkemi raadhu. Ventane balayya athanitho punjabi lo
maatladu thaadu. Anthe andharu surprise avuthaaru. Nenu kuda Nenu
kuda...

Inko twist ento telusa balayya kuda aascharya pothadu thanaku punjabi
ela vacho nani.

Laya ni aduguthaadu. Laya ki kuda teleedhu kadha gatham. Balayya emo
gatham marchipoyyuntaadeye.

Ikkada meeko pichi doubt vachundaale. Gatham marchipoyyi nappudu
punjabee kuda marchipovaali kadha ani. Vachindha?

Vasthe indhaaka cheppagaa malli thanthaa.....

Sare Interval bang gurinchi cheppali.

Ninna evado vokadu db lone. Gudem episode bore. but comedy chaala
baagundhi. Interval bang excellent annadu.
ok gudem episode bore kadha. athanu correct gaane raasaadu anukunna.
Comedy
sangathi cheppanakkarledhu. Meeru chusthune vunnaru.

Interval bang excellent annadu. ponile baaguntundhi anukunna.

malli twist.

story lo ki vedadham.

 

climax lo
mana balayya babu parachute to pakistan ke velipothadu.
inko highlight vundi
malli samarasimha reddy lo
oka scene repeat chesadu. aa scene ente anukuntaru?
adee, fash back lo bala krishna entry isthaduu, ade delhi case gelichi appude train nunchi digaka villain ( his neck) pattukuni kuni, vaadini parigettistadu kada ade scene
kani ikkada marchadu (akkada train badalu ikkada plane!!)plane take off avutunte manodu aa door open chesi mukesh rushi meda pattukuni ala paiki pattukuni velli pothadu.

 

balayya water lo kottu koni vachinappudu athani shirt chupisthundhi.
Bade miya tailors ani vuntundhi. ventane hyderabad ki
vellipothadu balayya. thana gatham telusu kovataaniki.

But akkada voorantha maaripoyyuntundhi. Sangeetha entrance.
Adbuthamaina
Comedy ane sentiment scenes. ventane song.

Sangeetha song is ok.

Sangeetha B tv lo pani chesthu vuntundhi. sangeetha kosam btv ki
velthaadu balayya. akkada Bade miya tailors owner ayina
Bade miya Btv ki MD (managing director). Tailor managing director ela
ayyadu ani adigodhu please. ee vishayam director ke
teliyadhu. naakela telusthundhi. Balayya ni Champataaniki try
chesthaadu.

Balayya tharumu koni charminar daggariki teesukoni velthaadu.
Charminar pinunchi vaadu chachipothaadu.

Balayya ni ventane police arrest chesthaaru...anukuntunnara pichollara
asalu police lu, arrest lu alaanti vi emi vundavu. Evari
naina champesthaadu balayya.

story vadhu. bore. balayya ni arrest cheyyataaniki police malli pichi
mohallara..police kaadhu military vaallu vasthaaru. kashmir
nunchi kaadhu hyderabad nunche. Asalu military kashmir lo
vuntundhanukunnaru kadha meerantha. adhantha thappu.

Kukatpalli lo vuntaaru. Colnels, jawans, majors antha akkade vundedhi.

Inko bhayankaramaina twist cheppana. Military vallaki kuda hindi
raadhu.
Sikhs kuda Enchakka telugu lo maatladukuntu

vuntaaru. Anthe balayya ni arrest cheyya taaniki vachina police sorry
military balayya ni chusi avaakkavuthaaru. Andharu salute
kodathaaru. Dhantlo kothaga cherina vaallu balayya gurinchi teleedhu
kadha.
endhuku kottaru ante ee saari malli thanthaanu !

GREAT FLASH BACK .......................

 

Minister son ni Terrorist sons kidnap chesthaaru. Helicoptor lo.
Helicoptor ela vachindhi ani adagadhu. rent ki teesukunnaru. roju
baaduga. Terrorists antha "Vugravaadham vardhillali, Terrorism
Zindaabad" antu vuntaaru. Bhale comedy. First time naaku navvu
vachindhi. Vugravaadham vardhillali ani telugu lo ante adhi hyderabad
lo
anukuneru. Pakisthan maathru basha kuda teluge. ee episode antha delhi
lo jarugu thundhi. Terrorists demand entante Jail lo vunna migatha
terrorists ni release cheyyalani.

Ventane jail daggara telugu vaallantha, ante vaallu telugu vallo, delhi
vallo, pakisthan vaallo teleedhu mothaaniki telugu maatladukuntoo
vuntaaru.
'terrorists release cheyyodhu. desam nasanam ayipothundhi' antaaru. but
release chestaaru. terrorists release chesthaaru. Helicopter lo
teesukuni pothu vundaga. Run away meedha pothu vundaga Balayya
entrance.
kadhu The Great vijayendra varma entrance. nethina pettukune topi
maathram tiyyadu - entha pedha fight vachina.

Ventane Balayya bomb teesthadu anukunnaru kadhu. Ayithe meeru penta lo
kaalu vesinatle. Balayya pistol teesi Helicopter tyre ni kaalusthaadu.
Tyre peluthundhi anukuntunnaru kadhu. Mimmalni kappetta. Tyre, rimmu,
dhaani joints anni voodipothaayi. Ventane inko bullet, malli inko tyre,
rimmu, dhaani joints anni voodipothaayi. Adhenti chinna bullet tho ela
vooduthaayi ante Graphics tho edhaina saadhyame antaadu swarna subba
rao. anthe helicopter pelipothundhi. Andharu chachipotharu anukunnaru
kadhu. adhem kaadhu. Helicopter pelithe entha manta vasthundhi naa
bondha, stove veliginattu. Andharu kshemanga Bayatapadathaaru.

Balayya vallanu arrest cheyyadu. Class peekuthaadu. India
goppadhahooooooo... antaadu. maro class peeke lopale Ventane terrorists
longiopothaaru.

aa tarvatha picture kodhiga baaguntundhi mama. Ankitha vasthundhi.
Balayya meedha concentration poyyindhi. Ankitha ni chusthu gadipesaanu.
Story emayyindho teliyadhu. Jeevi kuda adhe maata annadu chudandi.
second half 45 minutes ok ani. jeevi ki kuda adhe nachuntundhi. Entha
magabudhi.

 

Villain Aslam bhai gurinchi kodhiga cheppali....

Cinema lo pedha suspense entante Ee aslam bhai kashmir lo vutaado,
delhi
lo vuntaado, gudem lo vuntaado, hyderabad lo vuntaado artham kaadhu.
RTC
ekki tiriginattu tiruguthooo vuntaadu pakisthan ki delhi ki, hyderabad
ki. Ee villain gaadiki kuda Hindi raadhu. Asalu pakisthan ilakila
evadiki hindi raadhu.

Ee aslam bhai 1000 mandhi military ni champataaniki train pattalu
meedha
bomb pettisthaadu. Bala krishna annayya ni kidnap chesi vuntaaru. Bala
krishna annayya ante hari krishna no, sr. balayyo anukuneru. kaadhu
mana
Surya. adhe mana show cinema lo chesilla surya vaadu, balayya annayya.
Chudataaniki balayya koduku laaga vunna cinema lo maathram annayya. Ee
vishayam Surya ki telisthundhi. Athani voka chethini maathrame villains
kattesi vuntaaru. tappinchuku paaripovali kadha andhuku. Inko chethilo
elagola kathi vasthundhi. Ventane dhesam kosam kudi chethini
narikesukuntaadu. Mani kattu varaku narukkunte chaalu kadha ante
champuthaa.

Full cheyyi narikesukuntaadu. Chudataaniki baaguntundhi kadha andhuku.
Narukkuntu "Ammmmmaaaaaaaa" antaaadu anukuntaaraa mee telivi ki
nippetta, Jai bharath antaadu. SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN ani
chevulaku
vinipinchindhi.

Ippude voka Terrific episode. Gundelu pindese scene. romaalu
nikkapoduchuntaayi meeru kaani ee scene vinte.

 

 

1000 military officers train lo vasthuntaaru. Balayya lo CBZ bike lo aa
train ni chase chesthaadu. Adhbuthamaina chase. Balayya jump chesi enti
train meedhanunchi jump chesi avathala vaipuku velathaadu. Graphics
kaadhu bey real ga. endhukante 35 rs balayya fans vaallu kuda whistles
vesaaru. Aa tarvatha 600 km fast tho bike meedha train ni
tharumukuntaadu. dhaadhaapuga driver daggara ki vachesthaadu. Bike 600
km fast ela pothundhamma ani adigaaro mee sangathi cheptha. pothundhi
anthe. malli train fast ga vellipothundhi. Balayya burralo light
veluguthundhi. Ventane bike ni jump cheyisthaadu. avathala vaipuku
anukuntunnara. pichollara. ikkada malli twist. Train paiki. Train
meedha
bike lo pothaadu balayya. Bogee bogee ki madhya, kappa genthinattu bike
ni genthisthaadu balayya. Graphics anukuntunnara. Nammatledha. Iraga
theestha.
Cinema chusina vaadini nenu. Naa kallatho nene namma lekapoyyanu.

Train brake virigi pothundhi. Endhukante driver gattiga dhaanni
laaguthaadu.

 

General Knowledge bit : India lo Train brake a metal tho thaayaaru
chesthaaru.

Ans) Plastic. avunu. teligga vuntundhi kadha virigi poyye dhaaniki.

Ventane balayya Engine ni, migatha bogeelanu vida teesthadu.

Aa tarvatha, train aagipothundhi. 1000 mandhi tappinchukuntaaru.
Balayya
water lo padipothaadu. Adhanna maata flash back.

Laya ni, papa ni villans tarumukuntu vasthaaru. malli train daggariki
vasthundhi laya. Ee saari malli terrific and excellent scene. balayya
vallanu rakshistaadu ela go telusa. Train madhya lo laya ni, papani
padukobetti thanu padukuntaadu. I mean pattaala meedha padukuntaaru
mugguru.
dunlop parupu meedha padukunnattu. India lo train kaabatti aduguna emi
vundavu rods laantivi. happy ga train vellipothundhi. ikkada
bhayankaramaina malupu entante train lo evado water
(Train madhyalo water elaa vachhindo meere oohinchaali) posthaadu. aa
water balayya kantlo paduthundhi. Anthe balayya ki gatham gurthuku
vasthundhi. Ee rachayatha vijayendra prasad ni fry chesi
tineyyalanipinchentha manchi malupu. aa water tho balayya ki gatham
gurthuku
vasthundhi.
 

[prasha...@gmail.com]

babu...ikkada neneu pani chese chota chaduvutunna...na pakkane an
boss...navvu appouklenu gattig
anavvalenu....chmapesavra..babau.....pakitan ki prachute lo velltam
emitra...vayammo...
ne yamma...orrey madhu..nuvvu chedava...andarinini cheripevu...

aayanaku ayyanae saatai...

kaani konni paata pictures lo bavutandu ra...naari naari anri naduma
murai...and okkpatlo koduku ga vesi,...parents ki help lanti pictures
bavundevi..ippudu paapam vayassu dani to patu ego mareee
ekuuvayyayi..for that matter there is definite declin in the quality if
movies of chiru also....high detriotrataion..entatne...tehy are
establihde and have good amount of money...nobody can do nothing...adi
dheema...
sarel..
prashanth

[srinivas reddy g]

areo ooo prashanth.......1942 lo vachina mail ku ippuda reply???.......monna nemo balayya ku support chestavu.....eee roju reverse gear aaaa???..

 

and in 2nd para.....antha analysis n sodhi avasaramaaaa???

prasha...@gmail.com wrote:

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