--- On Wed, 5/9/12, Jean Claude Rukundo <clau...@hotmail.com> wrote: |
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Hi Franco,
That is wise of you!
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| Hi brother Bonnie, ariko buriya nta muntu wari wakubihirije ukadutura stress utwiyama mukimboke? --- On Wed, 9/5/12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
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| AAAA!!! , Bonnie Mbega igitekerezo cyigayitse, cyitiha agaciro ,birababaje , nkubu ubaukwiye kujya muntebe ya Penetensia, cyangwa se kwa Mukantaganzwa muri Gacaca aba ikiriho, Ngaho abandi dukomeze twihe agaciro Eng, UHAGAZE Charles --- On Wed, 9/5/12, mbabazi justine <mbabaziju...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
Dear all,
Bonny thanks for creating the opportunity naho ubundi twari tugutwamye byo niba hari nuwagutuye stress wa mugani wa Justine biramureba. Naho ibya Theo byo jye nsanze handistsemo "Cherie wanjye" uko ubyumva ariko kubera number ye nyizi sinjya menya kuyishakisha ku izina.
Blessed to you all.
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Franklin Gakuba Murangira Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant, Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
Mobile +250(0) 788566560
E-mail: fmura...@primature.gov.rw
"The way we communicate with others
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--- On Thu, 9/6/12, Boniface Mukeshimana <bmuk...@gmail.com> wrote: |
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Dear all,
Bonny thanks for creating the opportunity naho ubundi twari tugutwamye byo niba hari nuwagutuye stress wa mugani wa Justine biramureba. Naho ibya Theo byo jye nsanze handistsemo "Cherie wanjye" uko ubyumva ariko kubera number ye nyizi sinjya menya kuyishakisha ku izina.
Blessed to you all.
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Franklin Gakuba Murangira Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant, Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
Mobile +250(0) 788566560
E-mail: fmura...@primature.gov.rw
"The way we communicate with others
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Dear Theo,
Thanks for the joke. Gusa ikigaragara nuko umugabo yari yaremeye ko nta way out kuko ntawujya atoroka guantanamo, never.
Ironically, this other joke am sharing it was contrary the wife was calling it a prison. Isomere nawe.
Life sentence!
One the first on their weding the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and
says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
HAHAHAHA!
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Franklin Gakuba Murangira Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant, Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
Mobile +250(0) 788566560
E-mail: fmura...@primature.gov.rw
"The way we communicate with others
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--- On Thu, 9/6/12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
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| Nibyiza, kandi biratunganye kandi birimo n'agakiza, ubu yantebe ya Penentensia uyigezemo ,kandi ndizera ko igukomeza ntuzongere guteshuka. |
--- On Thu, 9/6/12, Mukeshimana Boniface <mbo...@yahoo.com> wrote: |

Hi all,
Thanks to all who contributed. Ku rwenya, Theo na Franklin thanks. Nizereko mwashatse no kuvuga ko tutagira akabazo kuko n'ubwo yaba "guantanamo" this time iri upgraded. you can get time to breath after all ubanza this particular "prison" iri healthly recommended to certain people at a certain age.
Nayo Bonny, "igito gitabwa iwabo" ariko na none "ubwenge burarahurwa" kandi "ubugabo burihabwa".
Enjoy the week end
Cyiza
--- On Thu, 6/9/12, UHAGAZE CHARLES <ucharl...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
| Hi all, Thank you Franklin, Theo, Lea and others. Izi nzenya zitumye abantu bongera kwibuka ko twajyaga dutaramira i Kabale. Nanjye mfite urundi rwenya rw'umukwe n'umukazana. Abakazana murajye mwitondera amazina ya ba sobukwe n'ubwo Kiliziya yakuye kirazira! Habayeho umugabo akitwa “MPAGAZEHE “, bukeye agira isabukuru y’imyaka mirongo inani. Hategurwa umunsi mukuru ukomeye harimo no kubyina. Umwe mu bakazana be yahawe inshingano yo guhimba indirimbo yo gushushya urugamba, maze ahimba iyo ndirimbo ati “Mpagaze ? mpagaze ku ntebe y’icyubahiro” UBWO YARI YIBAGIWE KO SEBUKWE YITWA MPAGAZEHE. Aragenda afata ingoma ashaka n’ababyina. Agitangira yibuka ko atari buvuge Sebukwe mu izina arabanza araceceka. Acecetse MC ati: nimwihutishe gahunda. Ubwo umugore akora scandal aho kuvuga ati mpagaze ? Aravuga ati “NSHINGARAYEHE ? NSHINGARAYEHE KUNTEBE Y’ICYUBAHIRO! ” abari aho bose bipfuka mu maso, ariko umukazana ahita avuga ati: nta jambo rutagira synonym . MPAGAZEHE=NSHINGARAYEHE
De Dieu ********************************************************************* Jean de Dieu NSABIMANA ADMINISTRATOR OF PASAB II TEL: +250788805568 +250728805568 Email : jad...@yahoo.fr --- En date de : Jeu 6.9.12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> a écrit : |
Thanks Jado!
Muri cya kirimi gikomeye iyo ngo bayita "degat materiel" Ndakeka ari uko. Gusa yari azi gutsinda. Burya ngo umukazana yashakishaga uko asimbuza izina rya sebukwe yaba ari nka Kanyoni akamwita Kanyamanza ariko umusaza atabyumva.
Blessed day!
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Franklin Gakuba Murangira Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant, Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
Mobile +250(0) 788566560
E-mail: fmura...@primature.gov.rw
"The way we communicate with others
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--- On Thu, 9/6/12, nsabimana j de dieu <jad...@yahoo.fr> wrote: |
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was funny
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| I think Brothers and Sisters, lets have one channel(in terms of language) of communicating with each other, otherwise some of us may completely not get the message. Remember the communication skills, bearing in mind that this is a group email. I hope that my advice won,t annoy anybody. Thanks Dustan Kabale --- On Thu, 9/6/12, cyiza consolee <cyizac...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: |
| Dear colleagues I love you all so much, long time. Dustan these are stories full of jokes I have another one of a jobless drunkard man who can feel the taste of the liquid. Finally, ...only Lea or Consolee can tell you the end of the story, I am shy and still young to tell you. Be patient in few seconds I am going to send it to all. Prudent |
--- On Fri, 9/7/12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
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| Dear colleagues I love you all so much, long time. Dustan these are stories full of jokes I have another one of a jobless drunkard man who can feel the taste of the liquid. Finally, ...only Lea or Consolee can tell you the end of the story, I am shy and still young to tell you. Be patient in few seconds I am going to send it to all. Prudent --- On Fri, 9/7/12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> wrote: |
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| Hi Dustan, You are right, but some jokes are in Kinyarwanda. If we translate them in English, they may have no sense. But for important views ( Job announcement, Bids, consultancy etc ), I agree with you that they should be communicated in English. INFORMATION All finalist students have to fill the clearance form for graduation. This form is available in the office of RUKUNDO( registration office) and if you are concerned, please do it as soon as possible, because you will need clearance of Custodian, Librarian, Dean of Students, Head of department, Finance department and lastly return the form to the registration office for clearance . You have to carry your Student ID, Library Card,Examination cards for all semesters and any missed document(Bachelor's Degree, Certificate of Senior six etc ). Cheers De Dieu / Bugesera ******************************************************************************* |
Jean de Dieu NSABIMANA ADMINISTRATOR OF PASAB II TEL: +250788805568 +250728805568 Email : jad...@yahoo.fr |
| --- En date de : Jeu 6.9.12, Dustan Muhangi <dustan...@yahoo.com> a écrit : |