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Jean Claude Rukundo

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RUKUNDO Jean Claude
District Health Monitoring and Evaluation Officer
MUSANZE DISTRICT
P.O. Box 03 Musanze
Mobile: +250 78 848 6590
Skype: clauderuk
Twitter: @RukundoC



Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 20:41:29 +0100
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Objet : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
Mwana wanjye ndagusaba ngo usenge kuko mu nzira y'isengesho dushobora kwica imigambi y'umwanzi no guhindura ibyo umwanzi yazambije byose iruhande rwacu. Ndabakunda mwese kandi ku buryo bumwe, kandi ndabasabira kuri Data nyiri ububasha. -Musenge Ndakuramutsa Mariya(3) Dawe uri mw'ijuru(3) mu gihe cy'iminsi 8. -Ubu butumwa bwavuye muri BRESIL y'Amerika yepfo kandi buzakwita kw'isi yose. -Ukore inyandiko 24 z'ubu butumwa maze uzoherereze incuti n'abo muziranye, n'abo mu muryango wawe kandi bibe mbere y'iminsi(8). Ntuzatangazwe nibizakurikiraho ntuzafate ubu butumwa n'imikino. Frank: yahawe ubu butumwa asaba umwanditsi we kumukorera inyandiko 24,ubuzima bwe bwabaye ibyishimo. Christina:yahawe ubu butumwa,arasonza asenga, nkuko bisanzwe bisabwa atanga inyandiko 24 nyuma y'iminsi 8 abona miliyoni y'amadorali. Patrce: yahawe ubu butumwa ashwanyura uru rupapuro nyuma abona ibyago n'umuryango we. Komiseri: mu biro yarabuhawe nyuma y'iminsi 8 yibagirwa kubutanga yirukanwa ku kazi. Yibutse ko atakoze ibyasabwaga,bwa butumwa arabutanga maze aba umuhungu uhanitse. NB: Ntuzasuzugure ubu butumwa bitazagutera ingorane. Hindura ubu butumwa mu ndimi zose ushaka ubwoherereze abo ushaka. Umubyeyi w'IMANA udusabire Murakoze
 
acil...@yahoo.fr

Agnès Claudine








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Mukeshimana Boniface

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Good afternoon all!

I wished to ask all of not to use this channel for useless messages, thanks


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murangira franklin

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Nothing wrong my friend. what you consider inappropriate may be very appropriate to others on this forum. Same reason we dont shun people use the forum to share jokes and so on. I dont how you will measure appropriateness if you dont consider diversity in culture and beliefs of others.
 
There is

Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"




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Namahoro JMV

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Dear Franco,

Thank you for wisdom.

Be blessed.
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: murangira franklin <francom...@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 06:07:37 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Use this forum correctly

cyiza consolee

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Hi Franco,
 
That is wise of you!
 
Nice time

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Lea Liliane NIYIBIZI

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Thanks Franklin!!!
Lea



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Theophile Gashagaza

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Hi All
 
yegoko Bonny kutaruherutse uteye uvahe? first check you grammar notes before giving lessons if you ever learned english
 
cheers
 
Theo

Thanks Franklin!!!Lea


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From: Jean Claude Rukundo <clau...@hotmail.com>
Subject: FW: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
To: "MAPPM Students" <ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com>
Date: Wednesday, 5 September, 2012, 6:36


RUKUNDO Jean Claude
District Health Monitoring and Evaluation Officer
MUSANZE DISTRICT
P.O. Box 03 Musanze
Mobile: +250 78 848 6590
Skype: clauderuk
Twitter: @RukundoC
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 20:41:29 +0100From: tuyi...@yahoo.frSubject: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!To: dh...@groups.live.com

mbabazi justine

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Hi brother Bonnie, ariko buriya nta muntu wari wakubihirije ukadutura stress utwiyama mukimboke?

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Thanks Franklin!!! Lea


Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 20:41:29 +0100 From: tuyi...@yahoo.fr Subject: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA! To: dh...@groups.live.com

Theophile Gashagaza

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Hi Justine
 
ariko nawe urabaza ibyo ureba nka mwarimu? jye mfite urwenya abarushaka mumbwire mbashyirireho ndi tayari AHHAHHHHHHHHA
 
cheers

Namahoro JMV

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Sep 6, 2012, 3:22:13 AM9/6/12
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Hello!

Theo, wadutindiye kurushyiraho, ngo twisekere! Ntuzi ko ngo byongera imyaka yo kurama.

Be blessed

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2012 00:14:07 -0700 (PDT)

Theophile Gashagaza

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Sep 6, 2012, 3:28:02 AM9/6/12
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Hi JMV

ndabanza mbaze abagabo bari kuri ururubuga uko izina ba servinga ho phone number yaba madamu babo (aba cilibateri ntacyo tuvugana), Jean marie number ya madam wawe i servinze kurihe zina? ubwo na Franco arambwira nabandi then ndabaha urwenya mukanya

tr


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Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 10:22 AM

Namahoro JMV

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Dear Theo,

Of course her name is saved as "Honey"! Hahaaa!
None wowe ko utatubwiye uko yitwa?

Amahoro.

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From: Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2012 00:28:02 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Urwenya

Boniface Mukeshimana

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Mwaramutse

Iyo ntabasakuriza buriya mwari kuzakanguka gute?

Nibura abantu nari narabuze bahise bantwama nongera kubabona! Ewana nari mbakumbuye kabisa

 

2012/9/6 Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com>

UHAGAZE CHARLES

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Sep 6, 2012, 3:39:58 AM9/6/12
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AAAA!!! , Bonnie Mbega igitekerezo cyigayitse, cyitiha agaciro ,birababaje , nkubu ubaukwiye kujya muntebe ya Penetensia, cyangwa se kwa Mukantaganzwa muri Gacaca aba ikiriho,
Ngaho abandi  dukomeze twihe agaciro
Eng, UHAGAZE Charles

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murangira franklin

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Dear all,
 
Bonny thanks for creating the opportunity naho ubundi twari tugutwamye byo niba hari nuwagutuye stress wa mugani wa Justine biramureba. Naho ibya Theo byo jye nsanze handistsemo "Cherie wanjye" uko ubyumva ariko kubera number ye nyizi sinjya menya kuyishakisha ku izina.
Blessed to you all.

Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"




--- On Thu, 9/6/12, Boniface Mukeshimana <bmuk...@gmail.com> wrote:

Theophile Gashagaza

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Hi Franco , JMV and all
 
Good, nanjye yitwa "cherie),
 
Nuko umugabo yagiraga utubazo numugore we (as it happens in life), rimwe umugore abonye umugabo agiye muri douche afata phone ye ashaka kureba uko amwita ( under which name he saved her number, cya kibazo mpaye franco na JMV), kuko yajyaga yumva abagore bagenzi be bavuga abamazina abagabo babo babita: mama teta, cherie, darling , sweetheart nutundi twinshi, arebye asanga muri phone y'umugabo yitwa " GUANTANAMO", iyi ni prison americans bafungiyemo aba terroristes after 11/9, 2001, its an irland in the pacific ocean not far from cuba (kwa fidel castro),  
 
cheers and enjoy
 
tr

From: murangira franklin <francom...@yahoo.com>
To: ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 10:41 AM
Subject: Re: Urwenya
Dear all,
 
Bonny thanks for creating the opportunity naho ubundi twari tugutwamye byo niba hari nuwagutuye stress wa mugani wa Justine biramureba. Naho ibya Theo byo jye nsanze handistsemo "Cherie wanjye" uko ubyumva ariko kubera number ye nyizi sinjya menya kuyishakisha ku izina.
Blessed to you all.
Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"


--- On Thu, 9/6/12, Boniface Mukeshimana <bmuk...@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Boniface Mukeshimana <bmuk...@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: Urwenya
To: ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com
Date: Thursday, September 6, 2012, 12:34 AM

MwaramutseIyo ntabasakuriza buriya mwari kuzakanguka gute?Nibura abantu nari narabuze bahise bantwama nongera kubabona! Ewana nari mbakumbuye kabisa 
Hi JMV
ndabanza mbaze abagabo bari kuri ururubuga uko izina ba servinga ho phone number yaba madamu babo (aba cilibateri ntacyo tuvugana), Jean marie number ya madam wawe i servinze kurihe zina? ubwo na Franco arambwira nabandi then ndabaha urwenya mukanya
tr
Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 10:22 AM
Subject: Re: Use this forum correctly
Hello!Theo, wadutindiye kurushyiraho, ngo twisekere! Ntuzi ko ngo byongera imyaka yo kurama.Be blessed
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2012 00:14:07 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Use this forum correctly
Hi Justine
 
ariko nawe urabaza ibyo ureba nka mwarimu? jye mfite urwenya abarushaka mumbwire mbashyirireho ndi tayari AHHAHHHHHHHHA
 
cheers
Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 9:47 AM
Subject: Re: Use this forum correctly
Hi brother Bonnie, ariko buriya nta muntu wari wakubihirije ukadutura stress utwiyama mukimboke?

--- On Wed, 9/5/12, Theophile Gashagaza <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tgash...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hi All
 
yegoko Bonny kutaruherutse uteye uvahe? first check you grammar notes before giving lessons if you ever learned english
 
cheers
 
Theo
Sent: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 10:32 PM
Subject: Re: Use this forum correctly
Envoyé le : Mercredi 5 septembre 2012 15h07
Objet : Re: Use this forum correctly
Nothing wrong my friend. what you consider inappropriate may be very appropriate to others on this forum. Same reason we dont shun people use the forum to share jokes and so on. I dont how you will measure appropriateness if you dont consider diversity in culture and beliefs of others.
 
There is
Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"


--- On Wed, 9/5/12, Mukeshimana Boniface <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=mbo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Good afternoon all!
I wished to ask all of not to use this channel for useless messages, thanks
Sent: Wednesday, September 5, 2012 12:54 PM
Subject: Re: FW: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!


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From: Jean Claude Rukundo <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=clau...@hotmail.com>
Subject: FW: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
To: "MAPPM Students" <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com>
Date: Wednesday, 5 September, 2012, 6:36


RUKUNDO Jean Claude
District Health Monitoring and Evaluation Officer
MUSANZE DISTRICT
P.O. Box 03 Musanze
Skype: clauderuk
Twitter: @RukundoC
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 20:41:29 +0100 From: http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=tuyi...@yahoo.fr Subject: Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA! To: http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=dh...@groups.live.com
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Envoyé le : Lundi 3 septembre 2012 20h13
Objet : Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
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À : Odette Mukarwema <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=ode...@yahoo.fr>; Marie Louise NTAWANGWANABO <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=loui...@yahoo.fr>; "http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=mpela...@yahoo.fr" <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=mpela...@yahoo.fr>; "http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=mulik...@yahoo.fr" <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=mulik...@yahoo.fr>; Epiphanie Nyirabatsinda <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=nyir...@yahoo.fr>; albert nsanzimana <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=nsalbe...@yahoo.fr>; Nyirabagurinzira Jacqueline <http://us.mc1260.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=jany...@yahoo.fr>
Envoyé le : Lundi 3 septembre 2012 4h04
Objet : Tr : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
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Objet : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
Objet : UBUTUMWA BWA BIKIRA MARIYA!
Mwana wanjye ndagusaba ngo usenge kuko mu nzira y'isengesho dushobora kwica imigambi y'umwanzi no guhindura ibyo umwanzi yazambije byose iruhande rwacu. Ndabakunda mwese kandi ku buryo bumwe, kandi ndabasabira kuri Data nyiri ububasha. -Musenge Ndakuramutsa Mariya(3) Dawe uri mw'ijuru(3) mu gihe cy'iminsi 8. -Ubu butumwa bwavuye muri BRESIL y'Amerika yepfo kandi buzakwita kw'isi yose. -Ukore inyandiko 24 z'ubu butumwa maze uzoherereze incuti n'abo muziranye, n'abo mu muryango wawe kandi bibe mbere y'iminsi(8). Ntuzatangazwe nibizakurikiraho ntuzafate ubu butumwa n'imikino. Frank: yahawe ubu butumwa asaba umwanditsi we kumukorera inyandiko 24,ubuzima bwe bwabaye ibyishimo. Christina:yahawe ubu butumwa,arasonza asenga, nkuko bisanzwe bisabwa atanga inyandiko 24 nyuma y'iminsi 8 abona miliyoni y'amadorali. Patrce: yahawe ubu butumwa ashwanyura uru rupapuro nyuma abona ibyago n'umuryango we. Komiseri: mu biro yarabuhawe nyuma y'iminsi 8 yibagirwa kubutanga yirukanwa ku kazi. Yibutse ko atakoze ibyasabwaga,bwa butumwa arabutanga maze aba umuhungu uhanitse. NB: Ntuzasuzugure ubu butumwa bitazagutera ingorane. Hindura ubu butumwa mu ndimi zose ushaka ubwoherereze abo ushaka. Umubyeyi w'IMANA udusabire Murakoze
 

Mukeshimana Boniface

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Yego yego Karoli we!

Nibura ndakumvise wari kuzakanguka ryari?

Agaciro Turakiha!



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Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 9:39 AM

murangira franklin

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Dear Theo,
 
Thanks for the joke. Gusa ikigaragara nuko umugabo yari yaremeye ko nta way out kuko ntawujya atoroka guantanamo, never.
Ironically, this other joke am sharing it was contrary the wife was calling it a prison. Isomere nawe.
 
Life sentence!
One the first on their weding the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
 
HAHAHAHA!

Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"




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Mwaramutse Iyo ntabasakuriza buriya mwari kuzakanguka gute? Nibura abantu nari narabuze bahise bantwama nongera kubabona! Ewana nari mbakumbuye kabisa  
Hi JMV
ndabanza mbaze abagabo bari kuri ururubuga uko izina ba servinga ho phone number yaba madamu babo (aba cilibateri ntacyo tuvugana), Jean marie number ya madam wawe i servinze kurihe zina? ubwo na Franco arambwira nabandi then ndabaha urwenya mukanya
tr
Hello! Theo, wadutindiye kurushyiraho, ngo twisekere! Ntuzi ko ngo byongera imyaka yo kurama. Be blessed

Mukeshimana Boniface

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Ah, Theo iri Somo rirakomeye, urashaka kuvuga ko se uyu mugore yari yarifungiyemo uyu mugabo, ku buryo "Within" yamukoreraga nk'ibyimfungwa za Gwantanamo. Naho ubundi kuba Mwarimu ntibyoroshye iyo abantu basinziriye tuba dufite uburyo bwinshi bwo kubakangura.

Ikibazo n'uko kuri uru rubuga birangirira mu nzenya, ariko ibikorwa byo bikaba bigenda bikendera (ndavuga ibyaduhuza kurusha uko twahuriraga Kabale).

Kuntwama mufite ishingiro kuko ahari nasubirije mu mwanya udakwiye "Nkaba mbisabiye imbabaze abantu bose byaba byababaje", ariko rero nongera kubabwira nti "ububyutse", burya n'uwaguye agirwa no gukanguka.

Prudent namubuze, ariko ntacyo nabonya Mama wacu Lea, Mama Lea nimutuminjoremo agafu mwongere mubyutse umuryango wa PPM (hari byinshi dushobora gukora), Kandi il n'est jamais tard.

Murakoze mwese kumbabarira!


From: Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com>
To: "ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com" <ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2012 9:54 AM
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Mwaramutse Iyo ntabasakuriza buriya mwari kuzakanguka gute? Nibura abantu nari narabuze bahise bantwama nongera kubabona! Ewana nari mbakumbuye kabisa  
Hi JMV
ndabanza mbaze abagabo bari kuri ururubuga uko izina ba servinga ho phone number yaba madamu babo (aba cilibateri ntacyo tuvugana), Jean marie number ya madam wawe i servinze kurihe zina? ubwo na Franco arambwira nabandi then ndabaha urwenya mukanya
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Hello! Theo, wadutindiye kurushyiraho, ngo twisekere! Ntuzi ko ngo byongera imyaka yo kurama. Be blessed

UHAGAZE CHARLES

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Sep 6, 2012, 4:59:32 AM9/6/12
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Nibyiza, kandi biratunganye kandi birimo n'agakiza, ubu yantebe ya Penentensia uyigezemo ,kandi ndizera ko igukomeza ntuzongere guteshuka.


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Mukeshimana Boniface

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Sep 6, 2012, 6:44:27 AM9/6/12
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Yemwe basore ngaho namwe nimwirebere, wasanga mukomeza gukina amafilmes kandi igihe nacyo gihita!

Cyangwa namwe nkumi reka nze mbashakire akabamfasha!

cyiza consolee

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Sep 6, 2012, 6:50:45 AM9/6/12
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Hi all,
 
Thanks to all who contributed. Ku rwenya, Theo na Franklin thanks. Nizereko mwashatse no kuvuga ko tutagira akabazo kuko n'ubwo yaba "guantanamo" this time iri upgraded. you can get time to breath after all ubanza this particular  "prison" iri healthly recommended to certain people at a certain age.
 
Nayo Bonny, "igito gitabwa iwabo" ariko na none "ubwenge burarahurwa" kandi "ubugabo burihabwa".
 
Enjoy the week end
 
Cyiza
 
 
 
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Theophile Gashagaza

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Sep 6, 2012, 6:52:00 AM9/6/12
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Hi Cyiza

you are very right, thanks alot
Cheers

Theo



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nsabimana j de dieu

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Sep 6, 2012, 9:36:00 AM9/6/12
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Hi all,
Thank you Franklin, Theo, Lea and others. Izi nzenya zitumye abantu bongera kwibuka ko twajyaga dutaramira i Kabale.

Nanjye mfite urundi rwenya rw'umukwe n'umukazana. Abakazana murajye mwitondera amazina ya ba sobukwe n'ubwo Kiliziya yakuye kirazira!

Habayeho  umugabo akitwa  “MPAGAZEHE “, bukeye agira isabukuru y’imyaka mirongo inani. Hategurwa umunsi mukuru ukomeye harimo no kubyina.  Umwe mu bakazana  be yahawe inshingano yo guhimba indirimbo yo gushushya urugamba, maze ahimba iyo ndirimbo ati “Mpagaze ? mpagaze ku ntebe y’icyubahiro” UBWO YARI YIBAGIWE KO SEBUKWE YITWA MPAGAZEHE. Aragenda afata ingoma ashaka n’ababyina.  Agitangira yibuka ko  atari buvuge Sebukwe mu izina arabanza araceceka. Acecetse MC ati: nimwihutishe gahunda. Ubwo umugore akora scandal aho kuvuga ati mpagaze ?

Aravuga ati “NSHINGARAYEHE ? NSHINGARAYEHE KUNTEBE Y’ICYUBAHIRO! ” abari aho bose bipfuka mu maso,  ariko umukazana  ahita avuga ati: nta jambo rutagira synonym .  MPAGAZEHE=NSHINGARAYEHE

 

De Dieu



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--- En date de : Jeu 6.9.12, Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com> a écrit :

murangira franklin

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Sep 6, 2012, 9:41:53 AM9/6/12
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Thanks Jado!
 
Muri cya kirimi gikomeye iyo ngo bayita "degat materiel" Ndakeka ari uko. Gusa yari azi gutsinda. Burya ngo umukazana yashakishaga uko asimbuza izina rya sebukwe yaba ari nka Kanyoni akamwita Kanyamanza ariko umusaza atabyumva.
 
Blessed day!
Franklin Gakuba Murangira
Women Economic Empowerment Technical Assistant,
Ministry of Gender and Family Promotion
"The way we communicate with others
and with ourselves ultimately
determines the quality of our lives"




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cyiza consolee

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hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That was funny


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I think Brothers and Sisters, lets have one channel(in terms of language) of communicating with each other, otherwise some of us may completely not get the message. Remember the communication skills, bearing in mind that this is a group email. I hope that my advice won,t annoy anybody. Thanks

Dustan
Kabale

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Theophile Gashagaza

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Hi Dustan
 
You are right my brother, sorry we need someone to do the translation, where is Prudent to help Dustan, or then i will try my best so that you get a bit of the joke,
 
cheers
Theo

gatera prudent

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Sep 7, 2012, 4:24:15 AM9/7/12
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Dear colleagues I love you all so much, long time. Dustan these are stories full of jokes I have another one of a jobless drunkard man who can feel the taste of the liquid. Finally, ...only Lea or Consolee can tell you the end of the story, I am shy and still young to tell you. Be patient in few seconds I am going to send it to all. Prudent


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Hi Cyiza you are very right, thanks alot Cheers Theo

gatera prudent

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Dear colleagues I love you all so much, long time. Dustan these are stories full of jokes I have another one of a jobless drunkard man who can feel the taste of the liquid. Finally, ...only Lea or Consolee can tell you the end of the story, I am shy and still young to tell you. Be patient in few seconds I am going to send it to all. Prudent

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From: Theophile Gashagaza <tgash...@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Communication barriers
To: "ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com" <ma-ppms...@googlegroups.com>
Date: Friday, September 7, 2012, 12:54 AM

Hi Cyiza you are very right, thanks alot Cheers Theo

nsabimana j de dieu

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Sep 7, 2012, 4:53:47 AM9/7/12
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Hi Dustan,

You are right, but  some jokes are in Kinyarwanda. If we translate them in English, they may have no sense. But for important views ( Job announcement, Bids, consultancy etc ), I agree with you that they should be communicated in English. 

 INFORMATION

All finalist students have to fill the clearance form for graduation. This form is available in the office of RUKUNDO( registration office) and if you are concerned, please do it as soon as possible, because you will need clearance of Custodian, Librarian, Dean of Students, Head of department, Finance department and lastly return the form to the registration office for clearance . You have to carry your Student ID,  Library Card,Examination cards for all semesters  and any missed document(Bachelor's Degree, Certificate of Senior six etc ).   

Cheers

De Dieu / Bugesera

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