Deeeer Simulator Curse Of The Deer

[Steven]

Popup: Warning, this battle will spoil the story of DEEEER Simulator. If you haven't played it yourself, I highly reccomend you play it, as it's pretty fun, and will allow you to follow along more easily. This is your only warning.

Carl: Our story begins with a person walking along the side of the road, until they notice a deer walking on the road, with a truck incoming. In a desperate attempt to save the creature, the figure pushes the creature out of the way, at the expense of their own life.

Carl: Which is nigh impossible to do. Mainly because dreaming (in the sense that this person has gone through, very similar to lucid dreaming), requires awareness in order to do it. So, in short, this entire game should not have happened.

Carl: Oh, right, silly me. So, the person's conciousness was transported to the body of a deer that runs around, contorting it's body, causing chaos, and getting the police called on him. This "DEEEER" defeated the police, traveled to the future, fought it's future self, and then defeated a giant version of there human self. But, we aren't here to discuss confusing lore.

Carl: Starting off, we have the natural weaponry of a deer, like hooves and antler, although these antlers are...special. They can detatch or clone themself to possess other creatures. This is shown with the power of "Deer-ify" which allows DEEEER to possess creatures and use them as slaves.

Yazo: And then there's some items, like Rocket Boots, and Jetpacks. Then there's my favorite "weapon." The mech armor, the Metal Deer. This baby's made out of different animals, but it's sweet as hell! It really only has miniguns and a jetpack, but that's what the rest of the arsenal is for.

Carl: So big in fact, that they could be seen from orbit. That means that the Giant Deer is nearly 400 feet tall (or a little bit over 120 meters tall). This form can also shoot blasts of light. And with the arsenal out of the way, let's get into feats.

Carl: Anyways, You could briefly tank the sun hitting him in the face. And can ya guess who can harm You? DEEEER. Oh, and DEEEEER's neck could travel to the sun in one second. Considering the distance between the sun and the Earth, which is 91 million miles away, and the timeframe, this feet would require a speed of over 15 times the speed of light!

Carl: Heaven and Hell is a destination that decides whether or not we go to Eternal Damnation, or Eternal Bliss when we die. But the most important thing is Purgatory, where we must face our judgement, and decide our fate.

Carl: That's what you'd think, but there is more then meets the eye. According to the creator, Pilgor the goat was a mortal goat that died after seemingly falling of a roof. She ended up in purgatory, that she never seemed to leave. She caused chaos and left destruction in her path, causing her to move closer to Helvete, compared to Himmel.

Carl: And now we get into the more interesting ones. Like Devil Goat, who can use telekinesis, Angel Goat, who can glide, Goat Queen, who can summon fellow goats, Ripped Goat, who is much stronger, Robot Goat, Blue Streak, who is basically Sonic as a goat, the Italian Dinosaur Goat, who spawns explosive watermelon, Goatborn, who can use Fus-Rah-Do, Tornado Goat, Builder Goat, who has Minecraft Blocks, Shopping Goat, Rocket-Skate Goat, Spider-Goat, who does whatever a Spider-Goat can.

Yazo: Let's start with AP. At base, he could destroy a car, which takes 815 pounds, or 0.407886 tons. With her strongest tool, the Radar Dish, which can destroy Earth. That would take fifty quadrillion megatons of TNT. That's over a quadrillion times more then the strongest nuclear bomb in the world.

Carl: When it comes to speed, Pilgor can dodge high-speed cars, which is about 80 mph at max. With her stronger stuff, her Jet-Pack, she should scale to average rockets, that move at Mach 22. The only problem, she can't really control these speeds.

A figure walked along the side of the road. The supermarket was just up ahead. They looked at the ground, until they heard a noise. They looked to see a deer in the middle of the street. They then heard the honk of a truck. They cursed, not wanting to repeat the fever dream they had experienced. Their neck was still enlonged from that cursed experience, although they had healed from plastic surgery. But the deer stared at them with longing eyes.

The figure woke up in GoatVille, in the garden where the goat's prosper. They looked around, until one certain goat walked up to them. It was Pilgor, the goddess of chaos. She baa'd, and suddenly, the figure had transformed into their deer form, DEEEER. The newly-turned deer looked at their new form, but was too distracted to notice Pilgore running up to them.

Pilgor headbutted DEEEER, launching them through the small tower, and then landing by the Helvente Highway entrance. DEEEER got back up, and looked to see Pilgor using the Jet Pack to easily close the distance. DEEEER easily dodged her next headbutt, even though she had the Jet Pack. DEEEER ran over to a car, and started to punch it. Pilgor then equipped the Tank class, and charged into the car, causing it to blow up. DEEEER quickly got back up, and saw a pair of pistols that had emerged from the car. DEEEER grabbed them, and got back up, where Pilgor had used the Boulder Goat mutator. DEEEER quickly jumped over the first attack from the boulder, and then kicked the Boulder. Unfortunately, the boulder moved about 2 inches.

Pilgor rammed into DEEEER, launching the Cervidae through the gas station. Pilgor then uses the Ripped Goat Mutator, and transforms, but suddenly, bullets launch Pilgor into the air, before DEEEER takes out the katana, and slashes at Pilgor several times. Pilgor then gets launched through several buildings. Pilgor then requipped the Jet Pack and flew over to DEEEER, but DEEEER jumps over her, and shoots one of the rockets, causing a large explosion, launching Pilgor into the ground, and DEEEER into the air.

DEEEER took out a minigun, and unloaded unto Pilgor, but the goat used the Pitcher Goat mutator, and fired the baseballs at the bullets, somehow managing to counter the bullets. DEEEER then fired a few grenades, and took out a sniper. Pilgor gets launched into air, crashing into a windmill, due the explosives. DEEEER aims at a car, parked at the base, and fires, causing the entire windmill (and car) to explode. Pligor is launched into the air. DEEEER pulls out a lightsaber and jumps up to slash Pilgor, but she activates the Giant Goat mutator, launching DEEEER across the entire city. Pilgor then activates the Devil Goat mutator, accepting her true devilish nature. She uses her powers to throw a car at DEEEER, but a shadow clone of DEEEER appears, and kicks the car away. DEEEER got up, and prepared itself with it's lightsaber, while the Curse of Deer cracked it's nonexistent knuckles. Pilgor bleats in annoyance. The two deer charge at Pilgor. Pilgor uses telekinesis to slam a lightpost into DEEEER, launching them into a building. But Curse of Deer jumps over the attack, and grabs Pilgor, and throws her into the air. DEEEER flies at her with the jet pack, and slashes at Pilgor, launching her to the ground.

Curse of Deer then punches Pilgor, launching her miles away. In the distance, a mountain is obliterated. DEEER lands, and the two deer fistbump. Suddenly, Pilgor swings in, using the Spider-Goat mutator. Pilgor kicks Curse of Deer to the ground, then dodges several swings and bullets from DEEER. Pilgor then grabs a car with her tongue, and slams it into DEEEER. Curse of Deer gets back up, but Pilgore lands behind it, and headbutts it, causing it to hit DEEER, who was struggling to stand up. Both of the deer slowly get back up. Pilgor returned to her classic goat form, and walked over to the deer. Curse of Deer then grabs Pilgor, and tosses her into the air. DEEEER then throws a grenade, blowing Pilgor up, and launching her into a building. Curse of Deer grew bigger, about half the size of an average skyscraper. DEEEER jumped up, and landed on Curse of Deer's head, controlling the giant Cervidae Ghost.

Pilgor used the Tank class to charge into DEEEER, but it set up a barrier. DEEEER then used a Light Attack, that launches Pilgor through several buildings. Pilgor then uses the Queen Goat mutator, and summons several servants, that run up to DEEEER, and start licking and heabutting it. Pilgor activates the Feather Goat to jump high into the air, and then transforms into the Giant Goat to hit DEEER, but it only knocks it back about 15 feet. DEEEER then uses a Heavy Attack to knock off all the goats. Pilgor tries to attack as Giant Goat again, but DEEEER catches the whale, and slams her through several buildings, and then slams her against the pavement. Pilgor transforms into her normal goat form, and dodges DEEEER's next light attack. But before Pilgor can get away, DEEEER grabs her, and tries to squeeze her to death. Unfortunately, it does not work, and then DEEEER throws Pilgor.

A few minutes later, Pilgor lands on the moon, causing a large crater to form. Pilgor quickly gets up, and finds the fuel cell battery. Meanwhile, back on Earth, DEEER grows even larger, to it's maximum size, and begins to charge up a beam of light. Pilgor puts the fuel cell in the Radar Dish, as if begins to fire. The two beams clash, causing Earth's atmosphere to dissapear. Asteroids nearby vaporate, and even other planets start to heat up.

DEEEER appears behind Pilgor, still in giant form, and blasts her all the way to the sun. Then, DEEEER stretches her neck out further, passing Pilgor, and grabbing the sun. DEEER drags the sun into Pilgor then throws the sun (with Pilgor inside it), to a far distance away. The sun blows up in the background, as DEEEER returns to regular size.

Yazo: Sure, Pilgor was much more durable then DEEEER in base, being able to survive blackholes, but Pilgor doesn't ever harm anyone on her own level, considering everything she headbutts dies pretty much instantely. But that's where Pilgor's advantages end.

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