SummaryCapsule: A teen boy loses his virginity to a vampire and becomes a partial vamp himself. He then has to juggle high school, girls, learning how not to become a murderous monster and avoiding pointy objects that are hurtling towards his vital organs.
Well enough about that depressing stuff. There are two VHS tapes that I can recall wearing out to the point of blurry incoherence: The Mask and, what was easily my first cult love, My Best Friend is a Vampire.
Sadly, my childhood self finished this movie last year in complete disappointment and confusion. I loved this movie so much before, but now I was less than impressed and even a little embarrassed to have loved it. I want to chalk it all up to that unfair standard of living up to fond memories, but my husband watched it with me for the first time and the look on his face said it all: This was kind of lame.
My Best Friend Is a Vampire (also known as I Was a Teenage Vampire) is a 1987 American comedy horror film directed by Jimmy Huston. The story revolves around a newly made vampire who is trying to live as a "good" vampire and not feed on humans. Meanwhile, his parents have noticed changes in their son's lifestyle, but are under the mistaken impression that he is a closeted homosexual. Jeremy is played by Robert Sean Leonard with Ren Auberjonois as Jeremy's vampire guidance counselor and David Warner as a vampire hunter. The film's themes include prejudice, identity, gender roles, and adolescence.
Jeremy Capello (Robert Sean Leonard) is a typical American teenager from Houston, struggling with getting himself a girlfriend. Although he has caught the eye of his school's head cheerleader Candy (LeeAnne Locken), he has his attention fixed on his classmate and band geek Darla Blake (Cheryl Pollak), who in turn is unnerved by his constant staring at her.
Recently, Jeremy has been having some weird nightmares about a strange woman trying to seduce him, and later he actually encounters that woman named Nora (Cecilia Peck), who makes an obvious invitation to him, while delivering groceries. His skirt-chasing friend Ralph (Evan Mirand) convinces him to take up the opportunity for a first erotic experience. But the encounter goes badly: First the woman bites him in the neck, then two strangers burst into the house, forcing Jeremy to run for his life.
The next morning, Jeremy looks pale and does not feel well, and he sees in his father's newspaper that Nora's house has mysteriously burned down. Also, throughout the day he notices a strange man observing him. This man pops into his bedroom the very next night, introduces himself as Modoc (Ren Auberjonois) and carefully attempts to relay to Jeremy that Nora was a vampire and that he is now one, too (albeit a living one, not an undead). Jeremy is initially skeptical, but a sudden aversion to garlic, an increasing sensitivity to sunlight and craving for blood slowly convince him otherwise. His new vampire "life-style" hampers his attempts to start a relationship with Darla, who has finally become interested in him; otherwise Jeremy begins to adapt to the minor impacts the change has brought to his life. Modoc even gives him a guide book and explains to him that vampires are just like any other minority group that has been persecuted over the centuries.
Slowly, Jeremy's parents (Kenneth Kimmins and Fannie Flagg) notice that their son is behaving "most peculiarly" and begin to suspect that he may be a homosexual and that he is getting mixed up with bad company. To add to the ensuing confusion, the two men who had burst in on Jeremy's adventure are actually vampire hunters: Zealous professor Leopold McCarthy (David Warner) is determined to stop a "vampire armageddon" with the help of his feeble assistant Grimsdyke (Paul Willson). They are in the process of tracking their newest victim, but due to a mix-up they believe that Ralph is the vampire.
One night, when Jeremy finally begins to exploit his new capabilities and wins back Darla's trust, McCarthy and Grimstyke kidnap Ralph and intend to "free his soul" in a small chapel. Jeremy and Darla arrive in time to save him, but then Jeremy is recognized as a vampire, and only his new-found power of hypnotism and the timely arrival of Modoc and Nora, who has come back from the dead, manage to save the day. Since McCarthy remains unrelenting, Modoc's female consorts turn McCarthy into a vampire, making a friend out of an enemy.
The film ends with the Capellos assuring Jeremy that they love him despite what he makes of himself. Jeremy then introduces Darla to his delightfully surprised parents, while Ralph just shakes his head at the whole hubbub.
Why does Skeeter have a picture of Mr. Peanut in her shirt? That always bugged me as a kid. Do vampires like snack foods? Is Mr. Peanut himself a vampire? That would explain so much. However, it took me a while to notice him while re-reading this as an adult, for some reason.
Teenager Jeremy Capello is a normal middle-class boy, who lives with his beloved parents and has Ralph as his best friend. He works making deliveries for a supermarket and is seduced by his newest client sexy Nora. During a sexual encounter with her, Jeremy is bitten and transformed in a vampire. As Jeremy struggles to figure out his new powers, his friend Ralph is mistakenly chased by two weird vampire hunters, Leopold and his assistant Grimsdyke, both of whom believe he is a creature of the night. Meanwhile, Jeremy meets elder vampire Modoc, who teaches him how to adapt all the while he decides to pursue his high school crush Darla.
A soundtrack of incidental music for the film MY DEMON LOVER was released first as an
eleven track LP only in 1987. In 2011, a twenty-two track reissue was released on CD. Both titles are out-of-print. This special edition includes five additional songs as heard in the film.
Also included are six songs from the film MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE. There was
no soundtrack ever issued for this 1987 vampire comedy film.
Robert Sean Leonard Evan Mirand Leeanne Locken Emberlin Cheryl Pollak Cecilia Peck Fannie Flagg Kenneth Kimmins David Warner Paul Willson Ren Auberjonois Michelle La Vigne Harvey Christiansen Erica Zeitlin Gary Chason Kathy Bates John Chappell Jill Bianchini J.P. Conroy Amelia Kinkade E. Linda Moore Marianne Simpson Staness Jonekos Ronnie Rondell Jr. Chris Wycliff Coy Sevier
A super cute 80s vampire movie in the vein of once bitten with an amazing soundtrack. Like seriously solo guitars, saxophone and catchy pop galore. Cheesey 80s style, wholesome family and friends, and vampires!
- Unexpected Kathy Bates
- 80s clothes just looks so comfortable omg
- Otto from DS9 is a suave sexy vampire mentor
- Darla looks like a Molly Ringwald / January Jones lovechild
- Being a vampire in this universe is just mildly annoying. They can't see themselves in mirrors and have light sensitivity, that's it lol.
- Impressive car chases!!!
- Ralph is kind of a snack, is it just me?
Using vampirism as metaphor for homosexuality long before it was cool, this is surprisingly thoughtful for a teen horror comedy. The messaging is progressive despite not actually having a gay character. Among the highlights are Robert Sean Leonard's awkward coming out speech (as a vampire, of course) and his parents mistaking him for gay, reading guidebooks on the subject, and accepting him before being corrected. It's entertaining watching Leonard come to terms with himself and he's an affable, awkward teenage everyman.
David Warner attempts to channel Roddy McDowall in Fright Night, but just comes across as mean-spirited and desperate. He's a boring, one-dimensional villain. The confrontation with him in the final reel is a dud.
I would argue that rarely are they presented as sexual as they are in THE LOST BOYS. The inciting incident is a classic, sexually charged boy-meets-girl moment, and the ensuing courtship is between the boy, Michael (Jason Patric), and the vampire pack, led by David (Kiefer Sutherland).
whenever we cut back to the young boys and their obsession with hunting vampires the tone shifts and switches the focus of the story. In the end, it works because they all need each other to resolve the conflict, but it takes a foggy path to get there.
The story begins with Lucy (Dianne Wiest) and her two sons Michael (Jason Patric) and Sam (Corey Haim) pulling into the fictional beach town of Santa Carla. Recently divorced and flat broke, Lucy and her boys left Phoenix to move in with her eccentric father (Barnard Hughes). She gets a job at a video store (remember those) ran by local bachelor (Edward Herrmann) while the boys try to fit in with their new surroundings.
Soon Michael finds himself growing sensitive to sunlight, sleeping all day, and developing, shall we say, new appetites. Sam, fearing that his brother is a bloodsucker, seeks the council of local comic shop owners/Santa Carla vampire killers extraordinaire Edgar and Alan Frog (Corey Feldman and Jamison Newlander). Resembling something akin to The Goonies meets Rambo, the Frog Brothers offer up the biggest bursts of humor. Feldman and Newlander never crack a grin, straight-facing every line of super-serious yet hysterical dialogue.
College senior Pete Wentz finds himself in a very unfortunate situation after delivering groceries to an alluring customer on Clearview Drive. The unfortunate situation? He gets himself turned into a vampire. Now, he must team up with his best friend, Joe Trohman, and supernatural skeptic classmate, Patrick Stump, to stop his crazy English professor and lunatic teaching assistant from killing him and growing closer to unlocking the secrets of vampire life.
Crossed over with My Best Friend's A Vampire. Jeremy Capello managed to get on with his life and became a successful Doctor. Renamed James Wilson he has carved himself a comfortable niche at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. But after email from the past and a teenager in the clinic admitted under House's care, it seems like it's only a matter of time before Wilson is found out.
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