Why I Hardly Visit Rich people

[Ferzio Mampwe]

Below is one good reason why I hardly visit rich people:

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit  juice, soda, tea, Milo, chocolate, or coffee?"

Answer:     "Tea please"

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?"

Answer:     " Ceylon tea please"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer:     "White please"

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"

 

Answer:     "Milk please"

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer:     "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freeze-land or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer:    "Afrikaner cow please."

Question: "Warm or cold?"

Answer:     "Warm please."

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"

Answer:     "Umm ... I'll rather take it black please."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer:     "With sugar please."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer:     "Cane sugar please."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer:     "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Question: "Mineral, tonic or still water?"

Answer:     "Mineral water please."

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer:     "Hey, just get me water from the river and .......... I don't care which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

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Ferzio CM
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God Takes Good Care of Me because He is Good All the Time.

[mwamba chishimba]

My brother you made me laugh! If this is what it means to be rich, I wouldn't want to be rich and neither would I want to visit the so called rich people!

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Mwamba Chishimba
P.o Box 36126
Lusaka,Zambia.
Mobile:+260977827569
Office: +26 021 1293901
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bamw...@zambia.co.zm
.....how then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God?