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hurry king

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May 25, 2025, 10:55:06 PMMay 25
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cpu world

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up. 🥚😅

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.

Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh… never mind, I’m still working on it. 👷‍♂️

I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing. 🐶

Dad jokes may be groan-worthy, but that’s what makes them perfect. If you’re into puns and wordplay, I’ve collected loads more here: <a href="https://punsverse.com/">PunsVerse</a>.


On Monday, May 26, 2025 at 3:55:06 AM UTC+1 hurry king wrote:
https://www.jokes.wiki/funny-jokes/dadjoke
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