Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up. 🥚😅
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh… never mind, I’m still working on it. 👷♂️
I asked my dog what’s two minus two.
He said nothing. 🐶
Dad jokes may be groan-worthy, but that’s what makes them perfect. If you’re into puns and wordplay, I’ve collected loads more here: <a href="https://punsverse.com/">PunsVerse</a>.
https://www.jokes.wiki/funny-jokes/dadjoke