Update-O-Mania! Big Changes Are A Foot (Literally!)

[JerryPaffendorf]

Howdy y'all,

First, I know some of you are in New York. I'm here tonight and back
next weekend to run a LOVELAND shop for the http://degeneratecraftfair.com
series sponsored by Crazy Company (me and friends!) and Kickstarter.
If you want to stop by or meetup lemme know. I'm 908-343-1981 or you
can get me through the list.

We just moments a passed the 6,000 inch mark for 335 inchvestors. Hot
stuff! Here's an important note that went out to inchvestors about
what the plan is for when we hit 10,000. Big changes are a foot
(literally):

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[ with picture at http://7billionfriends.tumblr.com/post/283507729/mailing-things-and-scaling-things-an-important-message
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LOVELAND Inchvestors,

To the chase:

If you’ve inchvested in 12 or more inches of Detroit I will mail you a
one square inch golden deed to your land along with a magnifying glass
and googly-eyed Inchy (these kits are locked and loaded, see a picture
below). Send me your mailing address ASAP to jerryp[at]gmail[dot]com
(or call me with it or any questions at 908-343-1981) if you’d like to
receive this before Inchmas (December 25th).

Speaking of Inchmas, if you’d like to give the gift of LOVELAND
Detroit micro real estate this holiday season you can inchvest in 12
inches or more at http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jerry/loveland-round-7-peak-inches
and send me the person’s name and address. They’ll go on the
inchvestor map http://makeloveland.com/inchvestors with a note that
you gifted them land and they’ll receive a beautiful little LOVELAND
Inchmas package that will make them smile a mile.

Now some really big news that’s transformative for your inchvestments
and the project as a whole. When the project hits its 10,000th inch,
everything is going to scale up to square feet. Your original
inchvestment will remain unaffected and the Plymouth colony of 10,000
square inches will still move outdoors and exist in its original
square inch grid form, but, as an added reward and return on your
inchvestment you will also receive the same number of square feet as
you have square inches. That’s a 144x return! :)

You’ll have to bear with me while I set these new properties up, but
effectively, upon reaching 10,000, if you have 12 square inches now,
you’ll also have an additional 12 square feet. If you have 144 square
inches you’ll also have an additional 144 square feet, etc etc.
Suffice it to say this is a radical leap in terms of possibilities for
developing your land. Mailboxes, gardens, solar power, benches, sheds,
rocket ships(?), etc etc etc all become feasible.

Thank you so much for believing in and being part of LOVELAND. From
humble beginnings, we’re working incredibly hard make this the
greatest inchvestment of your lives and develop a solid framework for
micro real estate ownership and creativity. Call with any questions
and Merry Inchmas season everybody!

Constantly evolving and intelligently designing,

Jerry Paffendorf & Friends