Kate roasted in song
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Douglas Alan
Feb 12, 2012, 1:02:11 AM2/12/12
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Along with the other nominees for Best British Female:
Brit Awards 2012 - BEST BRITISH FEMALE (Parody Song) Starring Jessie J & Adele - YouTube
angela
Feb 12, 2012, 3:43:47 PM2/12/12
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The hairs all wrong, looks a cross between Whitney or King Charles II,
Kate is a famous redhead,the singing I cant even hear, and what is
going on with that belt? Would Kate wear that belt with a grandmas
flannel nightie I think not. and the dancing at least if you are going
to try & dance like Kate please be a good dancer, this is the most
hilarious part watching someone trying to keep her time. but then I've
never seen a good impression from a female but hundreds of copycats,
dopplegangers or mini Kates appear daily, great camo, and it keeps
those who are jealous of her quiet at least, the greatest form of
flattery or submission, while the real Kate disappears out the door
not even looking over her shoulder, leaving those in an inescapable
time & space. Sounds alot like the Red Shoes, be careful you know what
you are wishing for.
The lines she pulled from somewhere.. her friends are einstein,
dumbledore & gandi are funny.. do not make me laugh. ho ho ho
On Feb 12, 6:02 am, Douglas Alan <darkwate...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Along with the other nominees for Best British Female:
>
> Brit Awards 2012 - BEST BRITISH FEMALE (Parody Song) Starring Jessie J &
> Adele - YouTube<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gzCaDsGE-E&feature=context&context=G2...>
>
> |>ouglas
Kate is a famous redhead,the singing I cant even hear, and what is
going on with that belt? Would Kate wear that belt with a grandmas
flannel nightie I think not. and the dancing at least if you are going
to try & dance like Kate please be a good dancer, this is the most
hilarious part watching someone trying to keep her time. but then I've
never seen a good impression from a female but hundreds of copycats,
dopplegangers or mini Kates appear daily, great camo, and it keeps
those who are jealous of her quiet at least, the greatest form of
flattery or submission, while the real Kate disappears out the door
not even looking over her shoulder, leaving those in an inescapable
time & space. Sounds alot like the Red Shoes, be careful you know what
you are wishing for.
The lines she pulled from somewhere.. her friends are einstein,
dumbledore & gandi are funny.. do not make me laugh. ho ho ho
On Feb 12, 6:02 am, Douglas Alan <darkwate...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Along with the other nominees for Best British Female:
>
> Brit Awards 2012 - BEST BRITISH FEMALE (Parody Song) Starring Jessie J &
>
> |>ouglas
Richard Messum
Feb 12, 2012, 5:42:24 PM2/12/12
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Underwhelming,
really.
I happen to feel about Florence + The Machine the way you feel about Marina & The Diamonds, and they didn't do Florence or Kate very well.
Richard
I happen to feel about Florence + The Machine the way you feel about Marina & The Diamonds, and they didn't do Florence or Kate very well.
Richard
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Douglas Alan
Feb 13, 2012, 11:25:07 AM2/13/12
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On Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 5:42 PM, Richard Messum <spri...@cyg.net> wrote:
|>ouglas
Underwhelming, really.
Agreed. I think that the only spot-on roasting was on Jessie J. She's abysmally bad, however, so roasting her is pretty easy.
I happen to feel about Florence + The Machine the way you feel about Marina & The Diamonds,
I encourage everyone to have their own feelings. Feelings are good. I should just point out, though, that every time you have this particular feeling, God rips the wings off of an angel. No worries, though. He'll keep making more.
I'm glad that Marina didn't get nominated. I'd hate to have to root against her.
ttu...@aol.com
Feb 13, 2012, 11:35:48 AM2/13/12
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Doug, you are so fuckin' hilarious...
TT
TT
Douglas Alan
Feb 13, 2012, 11:36:04 AM2/13/12
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On Sun, Feb 12, 2012 at 3:43 PM, angela <angelac...@hotmail.com> wrote:
but then I've
never seen a good impression from a female but hundreds of copycats,
dopplegangers
The only parody of Kate that I find genuine funny is the one by Pamela Stephenson. It's pretty hilarious:
But not really so much for the dance and mime, but rather for the lyrics and music.
The parody by that guy who has real dancers reproducing the Wuthering Heights video echos is also pretty good, but really only for that particular aspect of it, which is quite creative.
|>ouglas
angela
Feb 13, 2012, 3:55:59 PM2/13/12
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never seen this before unless I did & didn't even get she was trying
to imitate the person I did not know as Kate. But truely dreadful, it
is more of a pyshicoanalysis of Pamela, indeed it says more about her
future career than these lyrics. Textbook shrink analaysis. That's
apart from the fact that the leotard is not low cut enough. Kate
doesn't wear bra with her's, shes a dancer nor does she need one to
keep them up if you are gonna talk tits. Plus I had the same leotard
at school in dance displays & it was too low cut for me then. The
other red leotard looks like an unfortunate camel toe, but we can't
all have Kates pelvic structure. I can see why this upset Kate so much
at the time, but try training for the olympic 100m she might achieve
that body or indeed have a understanding of the true lyrics of a
female gladiator. Also she should learn to balance barefoot before she
attemps heels. Closing note not bad though. This is a half arsed
effort.
>
> The only parody of Kate that I find genuine funny is the one by Pamela
> Stephenson. It's pretty hilarious:
>
> Not the Nine O'Clock News - England, My Leotard (CC) -
> YouTube<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-63ZVvoA-No>
>
> |>ouglas
to imitate the person I did not know as Kate. But truely dreadful, it
is more of a pyshicoanalysis of Pamela, indeed it says more about her
future career than these lyrics. Textbook shrink analaysis. That's
apart from the fact that the leotard is not low cut enough. Kate
doesn't wear bra with her's, shes a dancer nor does she need one to
keep them up if you are gonna talk tits. Plus I had the same leotard
at school in dance displays & it was too low cut for me then. The
other red leotard looks like an unfortunate camel toe, but we can't
all have Kates pelvic structure. I can see why this upset Kate so much
at the time, but try training for the olympic 100m she might achieve
that body or indeed have a understanding of the true lyrics of a
female gladiator. Also she should learn to balance barefoot before she
attemps heels. Closing note not bad though. This is a half arsed
effort.
>
> The only parody of Kate that I find genuine funny is the one by Pamela
> Stephenson. It's pretty hilarious:
>
> Not the Nine O'Clock News - England, My Leotard (CC) -
>
> But not really so much for the dance and mime, but rather for the lyrics
> and music.
>
> The parody by that guy who has real dancers reproducing the Wuthering
> Heights video echos is also pretty good, but really only for that
> particular aspect of it, which is quite creative.
that's Noel fielding a true comic genius
> But not really so much for the dance and mime, but rather for the lyrics
> and music.
>
> The parody by that guy who has real dancers reproducing the Wuthering
> Heights video echos is also pretty good, but really only for that
> particular aspect of it, which is quite creative.
>
> |>ouglas
angela
Feb 13, 2012, 5:45:41 PM2/13/12
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almost as if it was by Kate Bush Hee-Haw
Hee-Haw.
anyway good luck to Kate in theThe strength and stability of the
Kingdom lie in these virtues of its people: creativity, service and
chivalry - for if any of these are lacking, the Kingdom fails. The
fighters of the Kingdom defend it with their swords and with their
honor bring it glory on the field.
Brits I like them all except one never heard of her blonde one with
the guitar. Id rather see a knighthood than a lifetime achievement
award though. As I don't like waiting I'll do it now.
King: And this do We hear,
nor fail to remember,
and We for Our part do swear fealty to you,
name,
to protect and defend you
and all your household,
with all Our power,
until We depart from Our Throne,
or death take Us,
or the world end.
So say We, name, King of the West.
Queen: So also say We, name, Queen of the West.
King: By what sword do you wish to be Knighted?
Kate the Babooshka one.
all hail
Hee-Haw.
anyway good luck to Kate in theThe strength and stability of the
Kingdom lie in these virtues of its people: creativity, service and
chivalry - for if any of these are lacking, the Kingdom fails. The
fighters of the Kingdom defend it with their swords and with their
honor bring it glory on the field.
Brits I like them all except one never heard of her blonde one with
the guitar. Id rather see a knighthood than a lifetime achievement
award though. As I don't like waiting I'll do it now.
King: And this do We hear,
nor fail to remember,
and We for Our part do swear fealty to you,
name,
to protect and defend you
and all your household,
with all Our power,
until We depart from Our Throne,
or death take Us,
or the world end.
So say We, name, King of the West.
Queen: So also say We, name, Queen of the West.
King: By what sword do you wish to be Knighted?
Kate the Babooshka one.
all hail
angela
Feb 14, 2012, 3:37:55 AM2/14/12
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> > I happen to feel about Florence + The Machine the way you feel about
> > Marina & The Diamonds,
>
> I encourage everyone to have their own feelings. Feelings are good. I
> should just point out, though, that every time you have this particular
> feeling, God rips the wings off of an angel. No worries, though. He'll keep
> making more.
Ok suppose I'll be forgiven for doing L'Amour with the proffessional
> I encourage everyone to have their own feelings. Feelings are good. I
> should just point out, though, that every time you have this particular
> feeling, God rips the wings off of an angel. No worries, though. He'll keep
> making more.
german football player many moons ago who I meet at that famous
nightclub in Ibiza. It was before it was cool to go there before WAGS
etc, & I had no idea who he was or about football then. I was quite
drunk but his aura was out there.
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