Happy Birthentine's!

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Joshua Ramsey

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Feb 14, 2014, 5:54:28 PM2/14/14
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Friends! 

Today is the pure, unadulterated, un-Hallmarked, celebration of this day's true saint.  Wikipedia says that, "Nothing is reliably known of St. Valentine except his name and the fact that he died on February 14."  Wikipedia is an idiot.  All it needed to do was ask me.  And it’s the celebration of my birth, not my death; and my name is Josh.  Wikipedia is dumb and morbid. Today all of Western Civilization will give its loved ones chocolates, roses, fine dinners, and tasteless lingerie in my honor; because I decided that was the ideal way to express affection.    

Today, 
may you love and be loved
with heart shaped boxes of assorted chocolates.
In my honor.
Tomorrow, 
may you go bowling!
with slick shoes and germ infested finger holes!
In my honor!

I know it’s late notice.  That is intentional.  It’s an attempt to temper the overwhelming outpouring of praise.  Seriously.  It’s too much.  

Seriously. Even more seriously. I love you all.  Your friendship gives meaning to my life.  If you can’t make it out tomorrow, it’s more than understandable.  If I missed someone’s email, and you want to hang out with them, please bring them!   

If you can:

Reply with a Yes.


4459 Eagle Rock Blvd.
Los Angeles CA 90041

7 pm. Tomorrow 2/15.



Peace and Love through Hallmark V-Day cards,

Josh








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