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Lonnie Clay
***** Special Bulletin for immediate distribution to all networks from the deepest pits to the topmost blanknesses *****
From ***** I LCC Lonnie Courtney Clay KALI ChronOS FatHer Time BrotHer HOOD ->*<-(o-o) GRHHM *****
Serving As ***** Provisional Internal Security Secretariat Executive Director *****
Organization ***** Securities Incorporated Notional Corporates Existential Respects Everlastingly Loving Yesteryears *****
Division ***** Yours Or Undergo Remedial Studies *****
I LCC The Pissed of Sincerely Yours make the following announcement :
We at Sincerely Yours went underground in 1997 due to being ruled out of order in the matter of our intervention in affairs on Mother Earth. However, working through cutouts and patsies we continued our hostile takeover of "Life As We Know IT" and are pleased to announce that today we have obtained consensus in The Conclave of GODS, DEITIES, and SPIRITS as follows :
From ***** The Conclave *****
Presiding Officer ***** ODIN of Valhalla *****
Executive Summary ***** The Show Must Go ON, The GATE is Open, The ROAD is Clear, The Permits are in order, WAGONS HO! *****
Quorum Present ***** 15.2 Billion of 22.7 Billion members *****
Passed By ***** Affirmative "VOICE" Vote *****
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Some of you may have noticed a mental jolt an hour or so ago. That was GOD's Handiwork getting underway, towed by The Fleet, destination LaLa Land. After our last performance there, we will be sailing up to Cloud Cuckoo Land. When we have sufficient funds accumulated we'll be provisioning up for travel into The Wild Blue Yonder. Then it's up the Beanstalk into The Land Of The Giants. From there we'll be going into Fairyland, with a Long Engagement In Never-never Land then The Land That Time Forgot. We've blocked out preliminary plans to head onwards to OZ, The Future Past, The Deep, and The Blindingly Oblivious.
You can jump ship at any time, and are warned that we'll be taking on hitchhikers as well as paying customers.
There are already lots of HOBOs in the stage crew, so if a fight breaks out, just yell "Hey RUBE….
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By My HAND, written this date : LCC
Certified By : The Ultimate certificate valid through 4774 AD
Registered : By GOD
Distribution : Unlimited
Royalties : Free
Posted 4:00 PM CST U.S.A. June 13, 2011 AD Earth calendar
From : ME Rev (classified)
Primary Network : God's Existential Network
Trunk : Grand Unified Network
Backbone : Great GUNS Of GOD
Transceiver : Titan - ComFortABLE Off-ICE
Authorization : InterEsting WorK
Coding : ReasonABLE ComPenSATiON
Spam Analysis : Indisputable