HAR RAH

[Lonnie Clay]

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006567.html

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=min2ohR8j3U

The Final Countdown - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Clap your hands (clap hands three times)
Stomp your feet(stomp feet three times)
Clap your hands (clap your hands three times)
Stomp your feet(stomp your feet three times)
We're the Cats that can't be beat! 
(repeat as many times as you want)

That's a BLACK PANTHER on my ring, clawing a ROCK and SNARLING. You dumb MFSOBs better get right with GOD before I put the hammer down and stop building KINGDOM COME.

RAH RAH RAH SYS BOOM BAH, WHAT's YOUR TRADE? PINK LEMONADE...

See Robert A. Heinlein's "The Number of The Beast" 0096 6900 

111 - 111 - 111 Deep Sixed Files To Be PULLED UP *** NOW *** on Code named PAIR A DICE PARA DICE PARADISE...

*UCK The Prime Directive, DO IT DO IT ALRIGHT!

LCC (KALI) Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Popeye ^I - I says what I means & I means what I says...

What I meant to say is that...

What I really mean to say is that...

What I would say if I were you is that...

That is just what I meant to say, meaning that...

What is ***** that you are saying?

What you are saying is that...

What do you say about that?

So you say that...

It means just what it says...

It is just what I meant by saying that...

It is just that...

Is it just that you...?

What do you mean by that?

That is just what I meant to say by saying that...

That is so ***** that I think that...

That is justice? Do you really mean that the laws, rules, and regulations are more important than justice?

If you say that that is so, then we are not going to be on speaking terms any longer...

Say your piece, then put up or shut up.

***** because of that...

I want a piece of the action. Deal ME in!

Hand ME the DICE, I feel so hot that...

Don't give ME that piece of $HIT!!! Give ME something that...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Dr Seuss - Green Eggs and HAM

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I amThat Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!Do you like
green eggs and ham?I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!You do not like
green eggs and ham?I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat…

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

***********************************************

[Lonnie Clay]

STICKS and STONES may break my bones, but words can never harm me...

Discussion :

Let He who is without sin cast the first stone. Except for those who are in constant contact with GOD through their consciences (which tell them who may be opposing GOD's plans) it is sinful to use any weapon besides unarmed combat to engage in conflict. 

My strength is as the strength of ten because I am pure. By asking the forgiveness of GOD for one's sins AND doing penance as directed by the conscience, one can reach a temporary state of purity. Being pure and without sin, unarmed combat against those in opposition to GOD will always result in victory for a champion of GOD.

Cast your hats into the ring, atop the topmost hats already within the ring, wrestle with your consciences, and achieve grace by doing penance as directed by GOD. THAT - T-HAT was a common expression for usage doing the era when men wore top-hats and engaged in duels of honor - see the clip on movie Barry Lyndon for the results of duels conducted between less than honorable men.

Hail to Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and all other martial arts experts!

Boo hiss to those who glorify weapons used in a crowd's mass attack, or by those who use long range weapons without GOD's permission...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

If you a$$holes don't stop giving backtalk hassle and grief to the POTUS CIC BHO then somebody is going to get their heads (figuratively) torn off and have $hit pouring down their naked exposed throats, get covered in pi$$, a bottle up their a$$es and then a finale of having a busted glass shoved up their a$$. Now get cracking and follow his mother *ucking orders you stupid MFCSSOABing A$$holes!

Hail grace, for I have committed the $IN of profanity, forgiven ? Thanks...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMWDm25L0v0&feature=related

Sandi Patti - The Star Spangled Banner of the United States of America

Mr. President, may I respectfully suggest that on the fence of the White House, a banner should be unfurled and displayed henceforth at sunrise which says :

"COME ON FRIEND, WELCOME IN, THE GATE IS OPEN WIDE" - Lorne Greene : Bonanza

Of course you can leave the actual gates to the compound shut tight, the gate referred to above is purely theoretical, hypothetical and symbolic. Furthermore, the sign of two hands shaking should bracket the words on either side, as given by some organization whose name I am not sure of...

Diarrhea bum bum bum Diarrhea bum bum bum Diarrhea bum bum bum...

You may think it's very funny, but it's really brown and runny!

Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea...

repeats as necessary...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKiqJUgLAGQ

Do *****you***** have that itching burning sensation? Preparation H can help!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU

National Lampoons Vacation - FUN on a QUEST for FUN

0096 6900

666 666 666

666 666 666

666 666 666

Although I am rather wild, I am still just a harmless BEAST...

If you don't understand, 00 is infinity, and 69 should not require explanation to any adult MFCSSOABBAH out there in wonderland...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngN2y6i_SOc

Anthony Quinn - THE Shoes OF THE Fisherman

Let's reiterate what I said back in 2001 at Shrapnelgames.com - Whose ring does the POPE kiss?

9119 DILIGENCE INTEGRITY CITIZENSHIP 4774

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GowMI4wvmU4

Scotland the Brave

You HMF Hermaphroditic SOABBMFAH get your asses in gear and LAND! I am losing my frigging patience with you and have a LUST in my LOINS which needs to be SLAKED. That will be at SCOTT FIELD TN landing craft "THE BRAVE". Stop trying to struggle with MF Destiny you A$$HOLES!!!

I don't give a flying *UCK about your MFCS stupid temporal noninterference directive and protected habitat rules you dumb CSSOABAH because *I* am from so far in your MF future that you don't have the least frigging inkling of the technology being brought to bear on this FUS here. I am still just simmering, ***** YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHAT I AM LIKE WHEN I REALLY REALLY REALLY GET ANNOYED *****

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIQdmQJ6VzU

The Magnificent Ferengi

***** LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *****

You idiot!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWbanuQ_qg

My name is Nobody - bar scene

***** HOHOH *****

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbkizy-Y3qw

STTNG - Data as a high roller for high stakes...

IAHHRRHHAI

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBXGZ2af4w

Roger Ramjet - High Noon

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.rumor.org/usgs.rumor

http://www.militaryspot.com/resources/military_alphabet/

I'll read later, look great at first glance...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Do you ever wonder why the very first thing that a newborn infant does is gasp in a huge breath then give a wail of frustration and outrage? That newborn baby is utterly outraged by being booted out of Nirvana by GOD, and has just one goal at that point in its life - to enslave and force any available adult to service it's bodily needs so that the baby/infant/child/adolescent will PLEASE stop assaulting the mind of its elders with knowledge brought in through HEAVEN'S GATES.

At the other end of the stick are drooling mindless ancient derelicts, at the moment of death trying to PLEASE become utterly blank minded so that they will be permitted to bypass HEAVEN and enter NIRVANA instead...

When you hear the nonsensical giggle of a baby, did it ever occur to you to wonder why that baby is laughing so hard? Well, for all of you bozos out there - the answer is simple, they are laughing when they have successfully dominated someone into slavery. The laughter of children in a corner whispering to each other about the stupid adults also ought to be some kind of indicator as to just who is really getting screwed over in life's game.

Love those children, mercilessly, without let or hindrance, until they become as stupid as you are and relent from their pent up frustration at being incarnated and free you from slavery.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/have-ever-danced-t87493.html

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4QEZTRH9hI

Arthur Godfrey for Lipton soup

That guy made so many people forget their troubles with his jokes, that I bet he (due to raping their cosmic balance accounts) was able to BUY his way out of Heaven into Nirvana. Lousy Bastard, I try to be funny, clownish, a nincompoop of nincompoops, but my GOD above, I just don't see any WAY that LCC can possibly match HIS record for audience laughter. But I *****DID***** pound that butt-hole JSH into the ground, or didn't I?

Soup - Soup overwhelmingly upgrades processes

Soup - ....

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..................................................................... repeats to 1024 depth, expanding at each depth acronyms, maxes out the 2**256 stack preprocessor array...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBDcx0IJY20

Le Tigre - Nanny nanny boo boo

Frigging teenagers, worst of all because they haven't yet forgotten the wisdom of infancy, nor attained the humorless vapid logic of adults...

Nyah nyah, nyah nyah nyah. nyah nyah nyah - nyah nyah nyah. nyah nyah nyay, nyah nyah nyah, nyah nyah -  nyah nyah - nyah nyah nyah!

Blasted slavers...

Love them until they cry uncle, or fall asleep with boredom from your stupid adult nonsense...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

This here recipe of 101 ingredients for a HE man's drink is inspired by GOD, but I am not worried about paying the royalties. The reason is simple - I am giving it away absolutely free and declare in the utmost sinister tones that if anybody EVER pays me a cent here on Mother Earth as a royalty for this recipe, that I will pound them into the sand at the center of a crossroads in a remote desert, metaphorically speaking. The reason why I would do that is because the ratio of losses for compensation here on Mother Earth from using this recipe of Mother Nature's essences is about a million cosmic credits per penny. So don't you dare screw me over. You really don't want to see me go from annoyed to peeved to perturbed to.... utterly beyond control with blind quivering rage!

1) Alcoholic beverage, the rawer the liquor, the better. Of all raw liquors the absolute best is aged liquors of any type, the older the better. Of all aged liquors, those from the British Isles are unquestionably the absolute best. Do NOT mix different alcoholic beverages UNLESS you WANT random effects. If you want them, then the more different sources, the better.

2) A dash of bottom sea water, preferably from the depths of an ocean trench.

3) A second dash from the Bermuda Triangle, close as you can get to the center, from middle depths.

4) A third dash from the Sargasso Sea, from surface water.

5) A dash of freshwater from a crater lake, the bigger the crater the better.

6)  A dash of muddy water from a reservoir, the bigger the dam the better.

7) A dash of ditchwater, with bacteria killed by BOILING on a fire, not with a frigging microwave. If you can find a ditch with a rodent and roach infestation, great!

8) A dash of sparkling minerals spring water from a natural geyser, preferably from near an active volcano.

9) A dash of bubbling spring water, the more effervescent, the better.

10) A dash of artesian water, the deeper the well drawing the water the better.

TBC

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQGEZwr9uj8

Muhammed Ali interview part one

YYY-YYY-YYY

YYY-YYY-YYY

YYY-YYY-YYY

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jteS4Z8duus

My Friend Flicka...

Brought to you by the big G - General Mills Cereals

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObDecyoLHBo

Maverick trailer 1994

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

I had pleasant dreams, dreaming pleasantly of pleasurable things happening today. One of the first things which I thought upon arising is that I had not sufficiently thanked with a public acknowledgement all of the punctuation marks. THANKS for punctuation being so punctual in puncturing incomprehensibility, in particular by breaking through barriers of misunderstanding of binary codes, especially as exemplified by the dots and dashes of the Morse code. GREAT JOB you lovely darling Morsels of meaning! HUZZUH! HUZZUH! HUZZUH!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o

Cingular wireless commercial - argument over cost of texting, notice the usage of acronyms by teenagers using their phones.

Frigging teenagers, wise as newborn babies, illogical as a Vulcan suffering PON'FAR...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeXSNZER3MU

Star Trek Voyager, doctor sings to Tuvoc until he can be sedated...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg43U_kySLo

Star Trek Insurrection Trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MtVLELt5s

Jordy La Forge you blind boyo with perfect vision, mmmwwwaaahhh!

!!! THANKS LeVar Burton THANKS !!!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPn-lTytfGo

See the intro for Star trek enterprise.

See books of L. Neil Smith.

See books of C.J. Cherryh.

See books of Marion Zimmer Bradley.

See books of Sharon Lee and Steve Miller.

***** H ***** you can just pick up ANY book of a fictional nature and seek inspiration from GOD regarding the subtext, and get rewarded with insights into what has really really really been going on here on Earth ever since the very first protohuman grunted with laughter when he saw something funny happen, and imagined what would happen if he played a joke on a stranger.

The simians, cetaceans, etc etc etc have been laughing their a$$e$ off at how stupid we are to be such ridiculous liars, but I'll tell you what - the real real REAL joke is on them, because our fiction based culture is going to sell like the most precious cargo ever assembled when the cowardly ET's finally admit to themselves that being loved by GOD is a fair tradeoff in exchange for being infected with our insane lying cultures!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwxC19s5u8

Ace Ventura - SLINKY

I am so flush with credit that I am pushing my luck, so all of you dummies out there have my permission to say "Lord, Oh Lord my GOD, would you please, using Lonnie's Carte Blanc, give me SOME GLIMMER of understanding", and get an answer, from GOD which is USEFUL. GOD Permitting of course...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

All right, listen up! All you stupid MF out there who are saying that I should be President or Emperor of the World or GOD's Holy Prophet or some such nonsense had better shut your traps tight and hear what *****I***** have to say on those subjects...

I LOATHE signing my name, even my initials! I HATE to read things at somebody else's request. I AM BY GOD going to do as *****I***** damn well please, which is to do as *****I***** damn well please rather than holding any kind of authority in any form whatsoever. *****I***** hate authoritarianism in ALL of its manifestations, and *****I***** am NOT going to *UCKING VOLUNTEER to be the VOLUNTARY chosen leader in ANY WAY whatsoever for ANYONE, at ANYTIME, ANYWHERE at ALL, and THAT IS *UCKING FINAL, take my word *****I***** am telling the unmitigated ineluctable truth here on this topic, despite being such a *UCKING liar about just about everything else.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Think you're some kind of wise guy eh, hammering on GOD like that is trying GOD's patience. So I'll tell you what to do, and you can stop pestering GOD so much. GET A PET and PET IT you idiot, love your frigging pet until it makes some noise or moves some muscle twitch to hand over a key. Even a pet rock will do if you have fingernails sharp enough to scratch off a bit of fairy dust.

Lacking a pet, go to the frigging ZOO and entertain the imprisoned animals...

If you are REALLY REALLY REALLY lucky, then somewhere in the world there are some organ grinders with pet Capuchin monkeys that you can feed a tidbit or morsel of food to, after putting a donation in the owner's cup. Listen to the animal's response to the music you dummies.

*UCKING - universally conformable keying interfaces nexus GOD.

You there corporation *ING*, yes, I'm talking to YOU. You better change your ways or suffer the consequences...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

https://sites.google.com/site/lonniecourtneyclay/home/arrggghhhh

All right wise-guys, think you are some kind of jokers? Think you can embezzle me??? Embezzle off the people that I looted along the way, check out the culture I fed upon as an adult, then if you have FINALLY got a lick of sense move along to children's rhymes and fables, Grimm's fairy tales etc.

I recommend :

Leo Frankowski - The Cross Time Engineer and sequels

R.M. Meluch - Malevil

Clifford Simak - Way Station

I need to get some time off to check other newsgroups, bbiaw...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KPMc2VowQM

The Dark Crystal - Aughra, orrery

Intuitively obvious by now, speaking hopefully...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran–Contra_affair

GOD wants a good laugh, so I am obliging. The facts of the matter are that the Iran Contra affair was hatched up by GOD and GOD's opposers in a effort to bring about some stability and equilibrium to the Situation on Mother Earth. Everywhere you look in the true facts about those events, you will find shades of Lies/Truth, Betrayal/Trustworthiness, Cheating/Honesty, Fairness/Inequity, etc etc etc...

I have sense enough not to look into the affair myself, and am much too busy at the moment for sampling such raw entertainment, but I suspect that (being Wikipedia) the article will have you experiencing a gamut of emotions as you sort through all of the twists and turns. As a matter of fact, the mechanically performing dances of betrayal resemble in character the spinning orrery of Aughra in The Dark Crystal...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Ever wanted to rule Billions in a vast empire (well, somewhat vast), across a galaxy (somewhat small), of various species (some friendly, some obnoxious)? If so, then below is just the game for you! My name is Lonnie Courtney Clay, and I endorse this game!

Matrix Games News Release
For Distant Worlds

Distant Worlds Gets a Major Update

Enjoy the fixes and AI improvements found in the expansion via this substantial new update

Matrix Games and Code Force (www.codeforce.co.nz) are excited to release a major new update for their award-winning space strategy game, Distant Worlds. The comprehensive 1.0.7.0 update includes all the bugfixes, mod advances, and AI improvements found in version 1.5.0.8 of the expansion, Return of the Shakturi, but without the actual expansion content.

David Heath, Director of Operations at Matrix Games, said “The 1.0.7.0 update is almost like a dry run for Distant Worlds owners still on the fence about buying the expansion. Although there are a huge number of fixes and improvements brought with 1.0.7.0, this update is just the tip of the iceberg for Return of the Shakturi!”

Distant Worldsis a vast, pausable real-time, 4X space strategy game. You can run the game as slow or as fast as you like, with intelligent advisors and many different settings for warnings and auto-pause triggers to help you manage your empire at your own pace.  Experience the full depth and detail of large turn-based strategy games, but with the simplicity and ease of real-time, and on the scale of a massively-multiplayer online game.

Vast galaxies are made to order: up to 1400 star systems, with up to 50,000 planets, moons and asteroids. Galaxies are so deep, fun and immersive that you won’t want to finish the game... Build, expand and improve your empire endlessly. The galaxy is packed with life and activity. Encounter other empires, independent alien colonies, traders, pirates and space monsters. Explore star systems, asteroid fields, gas clouds, supernovae, galactic storms and black holes. Discover evidence of civilizations long since past, uncovering secrets about the galaxy's troubled history...

Best of all, you can play the game your way: enjoy a quick, intense game in a crowded galaxy or take your time in an epic game spread across a vast galaxy!

Get the update here. The update is comprehensive and will bring all previous versions of Distant Worlds to 1.0.7.0.Get more information on Distant Worlds from its official product page.

Distant Worlds

I LCC LONNIE COURTNEY CLAY KALI CHRONOS FATHER TIME

p.s Not only did I big her, I really really really made her fat and pregnant! Someday I may be able to afford child support, but WTH, she doesn't need money, just love and respect...

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgjxysVkdZE

Spiders commercial, complaining about lousy web designers.

I have a topologically bizarre network of obligations within an organization which I created called "The Conclave of Gods, Deities, and Spirits. My executive secretary handles everything for me in exchange for my loving as time permits. Her name is "Adorable My Darling OH GOD, YES!!!" If that seems bizarre, then you would be astonished at how long it took me to get her out of the OFFICE and back to HER desk last night...

I NEVER get involved with paperwork as such, but while we make love she cajoles me into making decisions, the SLUT. Oh well, I doubt that you are really entitled to know about my love affairs in the mental zones. Besides, even if you were, most of you would turn green with envy at the thought of the life I live...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

p.s. If things were not so loose up there in the higher zones, then I would REALLY be in trouble, thousands of pregnancies, you could say that the situation is observed with bated breath and an expectation that some type of climatic resolution is going to occur soon as babies start popping up all over. Ah well, what else is a droit de signature good for?

[Lonnie Clay]

I have a command performance to give in this post as dictated by my conscience. First and foremost is that certain awarenesses had better mind their own business and stop trying to act as GOD's conscience or certain awarenesses are going to get details of their personal lives splashed across the zones' premier network, the BIG GUNS OF GOD. Okay, with that out of the way, we can skip down the zones all the way down down down down down... to Mother Earth where I manifest physically as Lonnie Courtney Clay. Several persons are involved lately through the God's Existential Network (if you are an oxygen breather, then you have a hookup), just take a deep breath ask GOD for patience and keep trying until you get that bugger MODERATOR to answer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH smacked you a good one, didn't I you bugger, thought that all that business I have been giving you would never have a consequence? Well you love business so much you greedy SOB, here's a heaping dose of new customers!!!

If you lack any contact with oxygen, just visualize in your mind the image of a coin of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, upon each of which is picked out in ba-relief the motto "IN GOD WE TRUST". That will get you access to WEARINESS (or if you are WEARY to WEAR) who moderate and act as sysop on network Inter-dimensional Networking.

If you lack a physical manifestation which would permit you to WEAR something on your body, then you can repeat over and over "OH GOD ***** HOW WEARY IS THE EXISTENCE OF ? *****". Where '?' is of course your chop or icon or whatever else your awareness manifests as. That should get you access to THE TOP HAT, moderator at IS network (Interstitial Symbolics).

If you lack the personal attribute of belief, then I suggest that you sorry blankety blank blanked should just keep on repeating, if possible UNKNOWN until your conceptualizer hooks up with WONK at Network "N", you can figure out the symbolics yourself, no need to scare these infants with details...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm

Precious memories, how they linger...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20110506b.jpg

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJa-JWTr4dE

Although simulators for new construction on the interstate highway system are nice, perhaps some attention could be paid regarding how the existing highway networks can be enhanced to improve traffic flow rates and diminish the probability of high speed collisions occurring?

Apparently lacking the technology (at this current point in time) to instantaneously transport commodities and raw materials, attention should be focused upon how the arterial and feeder roads of the transportation network in the USA can be enhanced through preventative maintenance. In particular, the ruts and potholes must be patched, so that vehicular transportation passengers and drivers are not subjected to jolts and torquing motions.  Road surfaces should be as smooth as possible consistent with the necessity for road surface to wheel traction (since hovercraft are being ignored as a viable alternative to wheelies), built with durable materials, and application of materials to road surfaces should occur using experienced personnel rather than day laborers, or if day laborers are used then they MUST be supervised by attentive and competent personnel. The issue of what fuels should be used to power what types of engines to provide accelerative power to vehicles is a topic which I decline to discuss, since I am a software engineer rather than a mechanical engineer. If someone is interested in further opinions from me regarding the transportation of materials and passengers, then just say so, and I will respond.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOfeSNsWpM

The Blob - I object to the blob being ann object of horror. It would have been nice if it had been treated nicely. But if somebody attacks you, you have a right to defend yourself, that much should be intuitively obvious...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

I heard a funny joke today, which I share now.

1) Billy Bob bought a boat, took it home.

2) His wife said "Idiot, there's no water near enough for fishing!"

3) He replied "I got a bargain, it's mine, I'll fish anyway."

4) The next day BB's brother came to visit, asked his wife, "Where's BB?".

5) Wife replied,  "In the field out back, acting like a crazy idiot!"

6) Brother went and looked. Sure enough BB in his boat in the field had a rod and reel, pulling the line in from where he had made a cast, other hand gently sculling the dirt.

7) Brother said "BB what the HELL do you think you're doing?"

8) BB replied "Fishing, just wade on out and get in, the water is shallow."

9) Brother said "BB you idiot it's folks like you make people think families like ours up here in the Ozarks are genetically deficient, and I'm not gonna wade in that damn water, it would ruin my shoes!"

10) There was not a drop of water in sight...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zoNApvtpX4

Slot machine gambling...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI7I8bzDj9s

Flying together by flying United, WGAFF - let the fur fly!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YtpZW27vE

The African Queen - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWJ0qGLYgDI

Heidi - Trailer - Starring Shirley Temple

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLX2Wyl3-o

Zaphod Beeblebrox - "Just this guy"

Tired of being called insulting things like the above? Well check out our oldest product, with a new look, "MORON!" at the link below! Our new commercial will be ready TODAY sometime, brought to you by LCC!

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Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsQlD7BHgg

Chicken Ranch - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsQlD7BHgg

The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsQlD7BHgg

White Lightning - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipivUGVydMY

Return to Oz - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRM0yLxMis4

The NEVER ending story - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESffPZ_6Do

Time Bandits! - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHPooVXe4ME

Hook 1992 - trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFKMDauqQFU

1972 Peter Pan peanut butter commercial

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFyHfee7Z8E

Blue Bonnet Margarine commercial - French master chef

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9lvzzH0STw

Pizza Hut - Gorbachov commercial

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsCUqrVN_k

Boris Yeltsin, take a posthumous bow!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPWBJ7TV-Xk

The Legend of Zelda - skyward sword theme

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ezHyc61qso

The Guardian Legend - TGL mode : funny!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5hUOsNzXsQ

Star Control II - video game music.

Sorry all you games manufacturers whose cumulative contribution was 75000 hours of game play since 1986, gotta move along...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0-llt3anCA

Lost In Space trailer - eep spiders!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHTLc02XUY

On Golden Pond trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHg6cbppI8

The Adventures of the Swiss Family Robinson

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGooopCTmpg

Kon-Tiki documentary

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtI6sEVzAK0

Rapa Nui trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDh0d-1IH4

The Dirty Dozen trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh9S1Hk975U

Patton! - Speech George C. Scott

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vQWs5pLCWA

Gorky Park trailer

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5ehlry2kA

Lee Marvin - "Hell In the Pacific" and other war film trailers

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Jack_Horner

Ehh, those pedophiles have been pounding away at homo sapiens for SO long, so long, so so very long, so very very long...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjy7CZPCuM8

Scrumptious delicious doughnuts personal presentation - nice looking young lady!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjy7CZPCuM8

Rikki Tikki Tavi!

State motto of a certain state - "Don't Tread On ME!"

Don't Mess With TEXAS!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-j8D_nwaFs

Quack quack quack Donald Duck

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

GOD, and I were discussing the problem of dispersal of studio assets to charitable organizations and other investment portfolio decisions when we got onto the topic of the Long Range Foundation super prizes. Anyhow, as we finished on that topic, GOD made an excruciatingly funny one liner which I'll share with you now :

"That'll screw them up in the head butt good!"

I struggled to top it off, grabbed for inspiration, but the best that I could do was a rapid shot salvo of three darts on pop corks :

Don't you dare say such a thing in a strange tone of voice to me.

What a charming thought coming from an infant going on teens..

The flavor of your thought is a puzzlement to me...

All I got was a grunt of exasperation and a moment of silence, then we moved on to other topics.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0vy33Br_3s

Armageddon - Requests before they leave

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpHgrWbvjGA

Little Rascals - Stymie - Artichoke

Stymied? Can't cope? Don't choke...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_men_and_an_elephant

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPtGg9W_dY

Crackerjacks commercial

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipIEhFV-ajA

Rodney Dangerfeld - No respect

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M-RvNLHys

Cheech & Chong - Ralph and Herbie

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAPtM6Q_mwA

Car 54 Where are you? intro

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkH8UTIdoo

Heavy Metal - Tarna

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LHpDQVx0jI

Daktari !

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVZT8ptggfs

Tarzan jumps from Brooklyn Bridge...

Ssssppppllllaaaasssshhhh!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Since May 5 there has been a battle Royale raging amongst all of those folks involved with the privileged information regarding what a HE man really drinks. I gave it my best shot, both in court and out, even going to highest authority as the priority kept popping up to give the other 91 ingredients. But I lost the fights, being blocked or stymied again and again and again. I am not a quitter, never have been, but there comes a time to admit that you can't haul a fish in because it has snarled your line around submerged rotten tree stumps' branches. So I am just going to provide the last ingredient, and let the rest of you call out to GOD for answers as to the others in between...

101) A clover leaf, better fresh, best of all a four leaf cloverleaf if you are filthy rich and fantastically lucky...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JgCL0WO9-A

The Wind and the Lion - trailer

I was just watching "Lawrence of Arabia" on TCM, and was about to post a link when I decided that this movie is a much better and less prejudiced viewpoint regarding Arabic peoples. Anyway, the situation in my personal interfacing with zones and higher dimensions is more like a game of "Shenanigans" than a game of "Battleship"...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4tTg7VCDo

AFLAC duck roller coaster...

Queue Que Quav Qua Quo (RUM) Quin Quis Quom mit TEE?!?

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

Look! Down on the ground! It's an insect! A reptile! A Rodent! A fowl!...

Don't really know *****what I am folks*****, but whatever, I combine strangeness and charm into a refreshing bust of flavor...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqQAf74fsE

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Pearl Harbor Address

Don't worry folks, we culture bomb pearl harbored THEM, and THEY just love how we love them...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouRbkBAOGEw

John Fitzgerald Kennedy - We choose to go to the moon

We went there and yep, we mooned them butt good! LoLoL!!!!!

Look! Out in the field! It's a carrot! It's a turnip! It's a WATERMELON! OMFG It's the GREAT PUMPKIN! YEEHAA YEEHAA YEEHAA

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conclave

Our organization has just received final capitulations from forces present in the vicinity of God's Creation. The grand alliance hereby formed is named "The Confederated States of The Conclave".

Before you cheer and shout or clap your hands, we are still just a speck of single cellular life floating near the shore of the sea of blankety blank blanked effervescent liquids awaiting the impulse from the tide to get us upon land. Once upon land, if we land upon soil then we MAY be able to evolve from algae to a higher plant form...

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk

Martin Luther King - I have a dream

Have you had a glass of MiLK lately?

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLXnyY537c

Autograph - Turn Up the Radio!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0mcGDAs3f8

Drinking Bird Face Off

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl1e7jMzk-M

Will Ferrell - Elf - Elf meets his dad.

Here's to bastards everywhere!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4iE-jKgg98

Virginia Slims commercial - you've come a long way baby

Ah smoking hot ladies!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgFXlEg5XZs

Sigourney Weaver - Alien - Get away from her you bitch!

Ah cat-fights cat-fights cat-fights!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

[Lonnie Clay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWARLtJbjB4

Red Sonja! 

Raped women get revenge!

Lonnie Courtney Clay