I’m reminded of a very corny joke from my youth.
There was a Beatnick (very evil type person), standing on a New York streetcorner twirling a chain. A passerby asked the Beatnick, “Hey man, what ‘ya doin”. To hich the Beatnick replied, “Keepin’ the elephants away”. The confused passerby said, “But man, there aren’t any elephants for thousands of miles.”
To which the Beatnick replied, “See, I’m doin’ a good job, eh?
Lonnie Courtney Clay