Inception, McLean Symphonic Band, Mr. Z and Mr. Weise slash

[A. Big Snail]

Kaine: You're waitng for a train.
Evan: KAINE...GODDAMIT DON'T DO THIS!
Kaine: A train that will take you far away...you know where you hope
this train will take you...but you don't know for sure...
Evan: KAINE LOOK AT ME!
Kaine: ...but it doesn't matter...
Evan: KAINE GODDAMIT!
Kaine: ...because we'll be together.
Evan: SWEETHEART LOOK AT ME!
[Kaine jumps from the building]
Evan: KAINE DON'T! JESUS CHRIST!

He yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" in a very star wars way.

Kaine finds herself on a yellow spongy surface.
From behind Evan, Jessica materializes. "CATS!" she yells happily and
shoves him over the edge. HAHA.

He lands besides Kaine and find themselves staring into the gaping
mouth of Mr. Sanger...

The same scenario proceeds to repeat itself with Kaine jumping off the
cheese instead of teh building.

All three of them find themselves in Mr. Z's excellent coffee table.

Mr. Z: What the....??? !
Charlie: Don't worry about it.
Mr. Z: Where did you come from?
Charlie: From the depths of your disgusting sink. I live there. Ian
lives in your closet.
Ian: [muffled] Hi!
Mr. Z: This is all too complicated for my patronical mind to take. I'm
going to go eat a carpet.

He waddles off.

Ian: [muffled] It's kind of stuffy in here.
Charlie: Don't worry about it.

The sounds of a terrible clarinet player echo from next doors.

THE NEXT DAY

Kimia: This is my totem.

She drags out a very confused Evan.

Kimia: In the real world he is confused for five minutes at a time. In
my dreams, he is always confused and his eyes glow white, and he
sometimes lapses into comas.

Jessica tries to poke Evan. Kimia stuffs him in her pocket.

Kimia: You can't touch my totem. Only I can know his specific height
and weight.
Jessica: Can't you just google--
Kimia: NO he is special you can't google him shut up shut up shut up.

Suddenly Mr. Weise calls for attention.

Mr. Weise: Ian and Charlie have succesfully infiltrated Mr. Z's house.
JeongIn and Yejee (author: did I spell it right?), you two have to
infiltrate Mr. Sanger's glasses so we can steal them.

Mr. Sanger suddenly appears.

Mr. Weise: WHAT THE HELL WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
Mr. Sanger: My momma.

In the breadth of a millimillisecond, JeongIn and Yejee apparate into
Mr. Sanger's glasses.

Mr. Sanger: WTFHWTFH
Charlie: Don't worry about it.

Jessica: CATS.

The entire planet then explodes because of Charlie's presence in Mr.
Sanger's sink, then suddenly reverses and collapes back to normal
because Yejee has special powers and that's why she's first chair.
Jeongin doesn't have any special powers. It makes him sad. Ian and
Charlie tell him not to worry about it.


Mr. Z: (to furniture dude) What are those things in my coffee table?
Furniture dude: I dunno, man. They weren't in there when you bought
the table.
Mr. Z: How do I get them out?
Furniture dude: Are they bothering you?
Mr. Z: Well no---
Furniture dude: Then I'm sure you can live in symbiosis.
Mr. Z: But what if they eat me?
Furniture dude: Don't worry about.

From Mr. Z's living room, there are the sounds of a Jessica crawling
out of a well and out of a television screen to splatter on the
carpet. Because of Jeongin's botanical presense, the world explodes
and all there is left is Jessica.

Jessica: Cats.

And Gillespo he cometh, and openeth his oral cavity to speaketh, and
words flow forth from the oral cavity:

Gillespo: O speaker of Cats, what three desires may I granteth?

Jessica told him.

Gillespo: Such is easily done.

He reverses time by a few seconds. Everyone is back. Gillespo then
pulls Charlie out of Mr. Z's sink and gets Jeongin and Yejee out of
Mr. Sangers's glasses, though they are now considerably smaller. The
world proceeds not to explode. But Yejee returns herself to her
original size, because she has special powers. Jeongin is left to stay
that small.

Mr. Weise: Ok, that was a fail mission. LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

Kimia's pocket begans to glow and she pulls out Evan, whose eyes are
glowing a bright white, so white that it's black, like Michael
Jackson. I have no idea how those words came out from the keyboard.
Charlie would tell me not to worry about it.

Kimia: Uhoh, we're in a dream.

To top it off, they're actually in Jessica's dream, so they're really
screwed.

Jessica's security surrounds the school and a smilin' cat shoots Mr.
Weise, who doesn't die but is suffering in a lot of pain.

Smilin' cat: That was for free.

It vanishes in a very Cheshire way.

Nobody is sure how to react.

Okay, I need to stop writing this. Going to bed now. :/ too much
halloween candy