Lojban is now for rich people, not for smart people

[gleki.is...@gmail.com]

For too long, Lojban has been the playground of intellectual elitists. Those "logical language" nerds with their "reasoned arguments" and "community consensus"?

Gone.

Introducing Lojban Premium™ - where every example of interacting with the language comes with a price tag!

Want to take a course? 499.99 credits (vocabulary sold separately)

Want to propose a new word? That'll be 5.99 credits per letter.

Need a grammar clarification? Premium Support package starts at 19.99 credits/month.

Just want to say "coi" (hello)? Microtransaction: 0.99 credits per greeting.

And the best part? Our revolutionary "Pay-Per-Think" system ensures you're only charged when you actually understand what you're saying!

Anything else? Pay, pay, pay.

Ready to experience the future of conlang capitalism? Click here and press "Play" for a free demo:

https://lensisku.lojban.org/ko-zehe-sarji

Terms and conditions apply. All payments non-refundable. April 1st special: First 100 complaints processed for just 42 credits each!

[Michael Turniansky]

:-)

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