Engine Size: 2000cc.
Registration: 'D' (1986)
Mileage: 92,000
Colour: Dark Silver
Price (UK Sterling): 450 o.n.o
This vehicle is in great mechanical condition. However, the body is
showing signs of age and requires attention.
Recent additions include new battery, front brakes and starter motor. In
the two years I've had it, the exhaust, tyres and rear brakes have also
been replaced.
Interested parties should reply to this address or call 0131 229 4890.
Karl Stephen
: Engine Size: 2000cc.
: Registration: 'D' (1986)
: Mileage: 92,000
: Colour: Dark Silver
But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
FoFP
And Go Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stripes.......
>
Bryn Fraser
Tha na caileagan fo mhulad......
>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk>, M Holmes
><fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> writes
>>In ed.general Karl Stephen <eta...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> wrote:
>>: For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
>>: --------------------------
>>
>>: Engine Size: 2000cc.
>>
>>: Registration: 'D' (1986)
>>
>>: Mileage: 92,000
>>
>>: Colour: Dark Silver
>>
>>But does it have furry dice
Of course! They weren't an optional extra.
>>and a Garfield?
No way. They are for Cortina drivers.
>And Go Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stripes.......
Doesn't need em. Its a Capri (Laser at that). You can't make it go
faster without changing the laws of physics, captain.
Karl Stephen
Its life, captain, but not as we know it!
>
>No way. They are for Cortina drivers.
>
>
>>And Go Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stripes.......
>
>Doesn't need em. Its a Capri (Laser at that). You can't make it go
>faster without changing the laws of physics, captain.
<twettle, twettle> Beam me up, Scotty!
>
>Karl Stephen
>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
you sound it. (*)
Mike Dickson, Black Cat Software Factory, Edinburgh, Scotland
fax 0131-271-1551 - Columnated Ruins Domino - Mellotron M400 #996
(*) Look, this is a 'neighbour thing', alright? :-)
>Bryn Fraser <br...@finhall.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk>, M Holmes
>><fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> writes
>>>In ed.general Karl Stephen <eta...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk> wrote:
>>>: For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
>>>: --------------------------
>>>
>>>: Engine Size: 2000cc.
>>>
>>>: Registration: 'D' (1986)
>>>
>>>: Mileage: 92,000
>>>
>>>: Colour: Dark Silver
>>>
>>>But does it have furry dice
>
>Of course! They weren't an optional extra.
>
>>>and a Garfield?
>
>No way. They are for Cortina drivers.
>
>
>>And Go Fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stripes.......
>
>Doesn't need em. Its a Capri (Laser at that). You can't make it go
>faster without changing the laws of physics, captain.
Or change the lump for a 3.0 litre one !!!
Pass the shoehorn, please.
-- IRS
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>
>Karl Stephen
Stewart
--
Stewart Smith
Department of Electrical Engineering, The University of Edinburgh
http://www.ee.ed.ac.uk/~sxs, Stewar...@ee.ed.ac.uk
>Was this thing parked outside the breakers yard at the bottom of Steads
>place (off Leith Walk where I live) at any time this weekend?
No.
>There was
>definitely a Capri Laser out there either saturday or sunday afternoon.
There are quite a few in Edinburgh.
>I'll pass no comment on condition etc.
Too late but then it wasn't mine.
Karl Stephen
|>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk> fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk wrote...
|>
|>>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
|>> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
|>
|>And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
|>you sound it. (*)
And "TRACY" and "KARL" written in LARGE letters on the top of the windscreen.
OK. Who wants to suggest a suitable bumper sticker?
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>In article <CheetahPRO_v...@blackcat.demon.co.uk>,
>mike@blackcat..demon..co..uk wrote:
>|>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk> fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk wrote...
>|>
>|>>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
>|>> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
>|>
>|>And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
>|>you sound it. (*)
>And "TRACY" and "KARL" written in LARGE letters on the top of the windscreen.
Ah but you do get a free 'Professionals' hair styling kit.
Karl.
: |>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk> fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk wrote...
: |>
: |>>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
: |>> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
: |>
: |>And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
: |>you sound it. (*)
: And "TRACY" and "KARL" written in LARGE letters on the top of the windscreen.
: OK. Who wants to suggest a suitable bumper sticker?
"This Ford Capri's all I had left when my wife found out about Tracy"?
FoFP
: |>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk> fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk wrote...
: |>
: |>>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
: |>> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
: |>
: |>And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
: |>you sound it. (*)
: And "TRACY" and "KARL" written in LARGE letters on the top of the windscreen.
: OK. Who wants to suggest a suitable bumper sticker?
"Make love not war, see driver for details"
or maybe
"My other car's a heap of shit too"
?
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Dept. Computing & Elec. Eng. Heriot-Watt University, Edinburgh EH14 4AS.
Phone: (+44) 131 449 5111 ext 4179. e-mail: pa...@cee.hw.ac.uk
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>In article <CheetahPRO_v...@blackcat.demon.co.uk>,
>mike@blackcat..demon..co..uk wrote:
>
>|>In article <7c3mu7$3ph$1...@scotsman.ed.ac.uk> fo...@holyrood.ed.ac.uk
wrote...
>|>
>|>>> : For Sale: Ford Capri Laser
>|>> But does it have furry dice and a Garfield?
>|>
>|>And a horn that plays Yankee Fucking Doodle Bastarding Dandy every time
>|>you sound it. (*)
>
>And "TRACY" and "KARL" written in LARGE letters on the top of the
windscreen.
>
>
>OK. Who wants to suggest a suitable bumper sticker?
>